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Miym: No one cares about you, and no one probably ever will RD: If we were characters in a death game (that I was a champion in) I would bar you from the town and kill you and revive you again and kill you and revive you again Miym: It wad just a joke man
Ma'el: But my brain's telling me no, no, no... Pall'or: But your pussy is saying yes, yes, yes. Pall'or: Follow your pussy, Ma'el.
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(...does this count?)
Hello Pep. It barely counts but I'll allow it. Why are you here?
Ma'el: In the daytime, I'm Ma'el. Just a normal elf, with a normal life. But... there's something about me that no one knows yet, because I have a secret... cult of the earth~
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Alastrelle: Red, have you seen my copy of the greatest movie of all time? RD: 17 Again? Alastrelle: Yeah. RD: Pretty sure it fell in the hole. Alastrelle: What hole-- OH MY GODS! (dramatic sting) Alastrelle: What is that!? RD: It's a hole. Alastrelle: Yeah, I can see that, but what's it doing there? RD: Well, I powered on this morning... RD: Then there was a hole. Alastrelle: What are you going to do about it? RD: I tried to put a rug over it. (dramatic sting) RD: Yeah, it fell in the hole. Alastrelle: Should we call the staff or something? RD: Oh, yeah, I called the staff, yeah. Alastrelle: Well, where are they? RD: They're in the hole. (dramatic sting) Alastrelle: ... Where is your girlfriend? RD: ... Alastrelle: Red, where is your girlfriend? RD: She's at work. Alastrelle: Oh. Alastrelle: Where does she work? RD: In the hole. (dramatic sting) Alastrelle: GODS. How deep even is this thing!? (Alastrelle grabs one of RD's knives, dropping it in the hole.) RD: That was my favourite knife. RD: Now it's in the hole. (dramatic sting) Alastrelle: Red, do you even know what this is? Alastrelle: Like for all we know this could be an interdimensional wormhole, or... or a gateway to the hells, or... Red? Alastrelle, looking around: Red? Alastrelle, calling into the hole: RED! RD: Hey what's up I got a snack. Alastrelle: Red, will you please take this more seriously!? (Monster's hand reaches out of the hole, Alastrelle yelps.) (RD punches it back down without flinching.) Alastrelle: What was that!? RD: Hole person. Alastrelle: Where did it come from? (RD stares at Alastrelle.) Alastrelle: ... Right, the hole. Yeah. Alastrelle: Why are you being so calm about this? RD: I'm more worried about the space octopus. Alastrelle: What space octopus? (A tentacle grabs Alastrelle and whisks them away.) RD: That one. RD, pulling out 17 Again: Oh, here it is. (dramatic sting) RD, dropping it: Oh, shit. (dramatic sting)
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Pall'or: If you take some sort of boat, lets say, and you gradually replace every part of it over time, suddenly, well, is it the same boat as it once was? Or is it something new entirely? Well what if we did that to a person. What if gradually over time we took every part of a person and replaced all their bits with something else? Do they still have a soul within them? Are they still the same person? Am I still the same person? Now this is all... uh... this is all just a joke of course, I am very human, I assure you.
Lilly: Can I please get my money back?
Pall'or: (laughs) You didn't review the contract did you?
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Pall'or: Tell me all about your favourite song and lets see if you can replay it perfectly. That's the only reason I bought this metronome, was to make people feel bad about not being able to play the piano. I don't even got a piano, really. That's how I get them. Keep them guessing! That's what ol' Doctor Remaedi likes to say (laughs). Your insurance isn't covering these sessions by the way.
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Pall'or: I'm afraid it may be terminal. Uh, we are trying everything we can to see if we can fix you as well but uh... if only we were so lucky.
Lilly: (crying noises)
Pall'or: You are still paying for these therapy session by the way, the contract is legally binding.
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Pall'or: What seems to be the problem?
Alastrelle: Red-chan's been feeling really weird lately so we decided to come here and see what was wrong.
RD: nyannn~ nyan I got reallly siiiick but alastrelle-chan and luck-chan pulled through for me nya!!!
Pall'or: We're gonna take some tests on you RD-chan, just sit still for me, thanks.
RD: O-okay nyaaaa dessuuuuu
Pall'or: I'm sorry to tell you this RD-chan but you've been diagnosed with... rabies.
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RD: Hey, uhhh. Just had a little brain blast and uh, you know I kinda wasted my perks earlier.
Pall'or: Well why don't you keep it to yourself tough guy?
RD: Oh we gonna- oh you want me to-
Pall'or: Nah maybe you shut your mouth a little.
RD: I'll show you what these two-hand perks can do.
Pall'or: I'll shut you- what- my hands can do if you don't shut your fucking mouth
RD: Oh no don't TOUCH ME MOTHERFUCKER-
Cle'av: Hey can you guys stop spitting in eachothers mouths for a second?
Pall'or: What?
Cle'av: Save the fight until I have the camera ready, okay? I still need to unpack the DSLR, I need to make it for my new blog- vlog. Whatever it might me. RD, you being here is so helpful thank you for coming.
RD: You better keep your players in check otherwise this collaboration is over.
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Cle'av: Remember that video where we were communicating? And you didn't answer me? Yeah. That's vibe tech. Make a new vibe vlog. Gonna speak to the world with it.
Yipper: You know your death game isn't as good as RD's, right?
Cle'av: Why do you think I invited him?
Yipper: You don't have nearly as many death game participants.
Cle'av: Exactly! He's gonna be the boost that I need! Now turn it on when I say now.
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Luck: This is how I trick my brain into being happy. Every morning before I leave for work, I zip tie my hands and feet together in my own bathroom. This is very scary and stressful. Once I get out, my ordinary depressing life feels incredible! Because I'm just happy I'm not still tied up in the bathroom.
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Cle'av: Almost like a game of sorts. Do you like games? Don't answer that. I'm going to be doing a test on your psyche later and I wouldn't want to cheat on that. Not like you, of course. (laughs) That's another joke.
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Ma'el: I fuckin' love Tame Impala, man. Did you know it's just one guy?
Pall'or: Hold on, it's Luck. Hello?
Luck: Hey man what's up?
Pall'or: Yeah I don't fucking know man. You called me.
Ma'el: Hey Luck do you listen Tame Impala?
Luck: Bro. I am just so litty off this fire zaza you gave me. I'm seeing colours and shit man.
Pall'or: I sold him an 8th of oregano.
Ma'el: (playing Let it Happen) Listen to this fucking shit man.
Pall'or: MA'EL CAN YOU TURN IT DOWN
Ma'el: Luck if you had to guess, how many people do you think are in this band?
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Fenix: Yes :( u are my skrunkly scribblydoinky bipsy tootsy badointy tiepnsy bip bop boppie goggiy dinty scruggly duggly big bampidointy dougly goopsie scaboinky pipupsy datootsit
Daezonik: Oh my gosh.. No ones ever said that to me before im tearing up under this goofy helmet
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Ma'el: Apartment complex? I find it right simple, really.