[unxdeadwalker-blog]

"Yeah but    I don’t    

Fuck you.”

[bxguette]

   » "I'll just take that as a yes, then."

[unxdeadwalker-blog]

"We do not use the word ‘swag’      Alright?”

[bxguette]

    » "Uh, yes you do. 

             In fact, you just did."

[bxguette]

 ;; Can u hear me laughing over david's stupid behaviour

[unxdeadwalker-blog]

Gasp! How dares he, your face is n o t boring!

"Right in the feels,dude!"

[bxguette]

      » "I'm serious! 

                        I'm an, er- interesting person.

 Well, actually an interesting ghost, if you want to say it right...

             But I'm cool, okay? I may be old, but I still got, er-

          how do kids say it these days?

                         I have swag, bro."

[french-siblings-deactivated2014]

"Are you piss-drunk? She needs her phone to talk to me - It’s not like she hangs around my ass all day. Sophie was pretty fucking sure you were going to hit her or something if she tried getting it back."

Oliver was beginning to get irritated. “Unless you like to live off of seeing her suffer, then just give her phone to me, or leave it somewhere. I don’t care. You hardly know Sophie, and she doesn't even mean any harm to you. What’s your problem?” 

[bxguette]

          » "Dunno, to be honest. I kinda like to bother her. How do I even know her? Oh, right. I actually do remember that one."

  Just the thought of it could make a smile appear on his face.

            » "She spilled my orange juice."

                     Yeah, that's a good reason to hate someone.

 » "no, really though. She's not getting that thing back unless she dares to come and get it herself. She's already screwing around with my son, so I should keep a eye on her."

[nergalism-archive-deactivated20]

Meet The Muse

[bxguette]

Hover over the links for a brief description!

|| The Basics ||

Name: David Cultriff (it's pronounced day-veed, you assholes) Nickname(s): Dave, brickface bowlcut. Age: forever 26 Species: Ghost

|| Personal ||

Morality (Bold One Per Section): Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic ||| Good / Gray / Evil Religious Belief: God has abandoned us. Sins: Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath Virtues: Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice Primary Goals In Life: tbh he just wants a happy life with his husband. Languages Known: English, french. Secrets: His entire past is one big secret. Quirks: Tends to quiet down once he is confronted with his problems. Rubs his forehead as soon as he's under a lot of pressure. Savvies: He's a pretty good dancer, an amazing liar, and an insanely amazing gunman.

|| Physical ||

Build: Slender / leans on Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other Height: 5,75cm Weight: depends on tangibility. Scars/Birthmarks:  Several bruises on his lower back region, and a reather large shot wound on his forehead. It is hard to notice, since he always covers it with his hair. Abilities/Powers: If you don't know what a ghost can do then you have a pretty sad childhood. Restrictions: Tbh I don't even know. Probably vacuum cleaners.

|| Favorites ||

Favorite Food: Pizza Favorite Drink: Good wine Favorite Pizza Topping: quatro stagioni Favorite Color: Blue Favorite Music Genre: swing and even electroswing Favorite Book Genre:Anything that has a decent plot Favorite Movie Genre: shitty romantic sobstories. Favorite Season: Winter, less people seem to pop up at his door around that time of the year. Favorite Butt Type: flatbutts. Favorite Swear Word: “Casse-toi!” Favorite Scent: ANYTHING. ANYTHING AT ALL. HE CAN'T SMELL A GODDAMN THING Favorite Quote: “Now I know what a ghost is. Unfinished business, that's what.”  ― Salman Rushdie, The Satanic Verses

“When good Americans die, they go to Paris,' the ghost said, after taking a drag on a small cigarette.”  ― Karen Chance, Embrace the Night

|| Fun Stuff ||

"Boss" Theme Music: Antything from Shark Attack  Bottom or Top: Bottom :') Loud Burper Or Soft Burper: soft ew Sings In The Shower: Yes / No Likes Bad Puns: Yes / No  Their Opinion On The Mun: “no.”

Tag 3 People!: damienishomeguys french-siblings unxdeadwalker

[french-siblings-deactivated2014]

"You still have my sister’s phone. Please return it to me, mon ami. I wish no arguments." 

[bxguette]

    » "What? She can't do that herself?"

'

        » "Oh, that's right. She can't."

[bxguette]

+ french-siblings

     » "How long have you been following me?"

[de-captcha]

    always the questions.. 

         ”hm.. I suppose that’s easier…  Do you still eat,drink,or sleep when you’re a ghost?”

[bxguette]

     » "Some do, some don't. 

I don't like to waste my time on sleeping, I won't get less tired anyways. And it's pretty counterproductive. I have better things to do than pretend I have actually passed on, you know.

                               And the whole eating thing....

       It's pretty much useless, since you can't taste anything.

  It's a sad life."

[bxguette]

+ mxregeous

   » "That's not supposed to be there."

[bxguette]

I would like to thank post-game for making this drawing for me.

ilu xxx

[de-captcha]

   ”  E v e r y t h i n g .”

[bxguette]

Yeah, no. This guy wasn't intimidating at all.

   » "Uh, gotta start somewhere, right?

            Can't I just answer your questions?"

[unxdeadwalker-blog]

"You’re not the first,pup.

Each one as boring as the other.you cant be any different   ”

[bxguette]

      » "I'm not boring!"

Shit. He's onto you. You really are a boring person. Quick, say something witty to save yourself.

                    »  "You-- Your face is boring!"

                                    Yeah, that'll teach him.

[de-captcha]

       ” It probably is. but now that you are here. I could learn a bit about them,if you would be so nice to tell.”

[bxguette]

       » "Depends.

              What do you want to know?"

[tangerinefuckboy-blog]

"I d-d-don’t, really. B-but I have a m-metal arm?"

[bxguette]

    » "I don't think a piece of metal will stimulate your hair growth."

[de-captcha]

      ”ofcourse not? no ghost has come around in my life.”

[bxguette]

   » "Well, take a good look then.

               This might be your only chance."

[tangerinefuckboy-blog]

"T-t-they’re j-just like that?"

[bxguette]

        » "Mon ami,

              you and I both know that your eyebrow game is hella strong.

You must have to have some kind of secret power or weapon that blesses you with those amazing brows."