Bones for the bone god @bxneless - Tumblr Blog

[last updated: 09/20/2025]

Private | Indie | RP Blog for (a heavily headcanonned) Alice from Kindergarten 2 & 3 | Follows back from @kindsnob

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#navi #links for mobile users #wdym i didn't have a navigation post to convert into a pinned post for my blog........#wDYM I'M MISSING A VERSES POST FOR THIS BLOG *SHAKES MY PAST SELF* how did i get so sloppy wtf............ /silly #welp that's a tomorrow me problem anyway lmao #also why do i keep making relationships pages when i don't write anything in them :sob: i gotta get on that. someone yell at me if i don't #🍄 ––– ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 017. Blog Updates.

"alice from kg3" and then i proceeded to completely ignore kg3 canon and also forgot to revamp her character entirely and carried on rping fanon kg2 alice </3

tbf she is the more superior version bc kg3 Did Not give her a personality anyway sooooo!!

#literally i think the only thing i kept from kg3 is the fact that she keeps a diary now. also the goo gene but still #I DIDN'T EVEN THINK ABOUT HER DYNAMICS WITH THE REST OF THE KG3 KIDS OOPS........#i probably still won't unless ppl make rp blogs for the new kids (which probably won't happen so </3)#🍄 ––– ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 002. OOC.

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"exactly." They liked this kid. She'd be fun to talk into terrifying Noelle.

"I'll put in a word. She despises my bestie though so like, doesn't care for me much anymore. The snake may have to put in the word for me. classic neutral party middleman deal."

bxneless

Alice's small grin grew a little more at the older kid's approval, contented that they either got the wordplay there or just liked the sentiment-- either of which were acceptable in her eyes.

As Kris offered to... consult a snake, for the plight of Catti harbouring ill will t'ward their best friend-- Alice tilted her head. She held her gaze on them for a few seconds in silence before humming thoughtfully, " I see... You have some peculiar companions, don't you? Of which land might you hail from? "

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"Nah see, jokes? I can appreciate a good joke. He just doesn't have any." Kris would know. They are a prankater themselves.

"...And yeah, If i get an opportunity where Mom won't roast me for it, deal made. I don't need a trophy of any sort. And I don't know if she's as bone centric, but like, the dark arts and offerings and all that jazz are her valley so there's surely bound to be some overlap."

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Alice nodded sagely as Kris explained further, " I see. So his jokes are that which lack most humour and instead inspire bile. "

At their agreement to her terms, she clasped her hands together, pleased. " Joyous indeed, should you succeed in your mission. " She's definitely looking forward to adding a rib bone to her collection. Apparently she was just going to assume they'll do as she said eventually.

——— " Ah, so a sister of kindred interest. " Alice lit up, " Not in bones lie her specialty, but in parallel walk we to the heart of avocation. " She nodded to herself, " Such a sort for fate converged. It would be ideal to introduce us, if you'd be so gracious. "

#HGFDFGHBFDFVGBSDFG lmao kris is so valid #alice is just weird enough that she's easy to talk to ig <3 /silly #🍄 ––– ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 001. IC.#pri-rp

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"Should could but... Maybe not. Hate for his stupid jokes to get stuck in your head and if someone is going to rip his ribs out it needs to be me." That wouldn't kill the guy, right? just be a nuisance. probably... And the teen groans, realizing the exact joke he'd get for trying that.

As she continue on though... "I need to introduce you to Catti for sure though. You totally match her vibes. And like... if being a bone disciple severed prior ties i could look into it."

bxneless

——— " Ah. A shame, then. What are jokes but clever wordplay, to which ought to be indulged in all its forms. " Disappointing. She really wanted to meet that guy. Oh well.

Alice tilted her head, but didn't seem too bothered-- especially since the other part to what they said caught her attention, " If you are to bestow an offering, I'll gladly accept it. Consider your quest granted, o hero of mine fortune. " She nodded to herself. Kris mentioned ribs, after all. She'll remember that. She's writing about it in her diary later.

——— " Catti? A friend of yours, I presume? If she holds all things bone in such high regard as I, I'd be pleased to meet her acquaintance. " She allowed an upturn of her lip, " Could you now? Well, fool would I to refuse a favour. " She seems pleased.

#HGFDSFGBFDSDFG LMAO SANS #alice is gonna pester kris Forever now until they give her the magic rib bone </3 tick tock tick tock #🍄 ––– ✧･ﾟ: *✧･ﾟ:* 001. IC.#pri-rp

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hm. Well. "...I think there's a talking skeleton i should send your way." Maybe if exposed she'd do more then a vocal claim. or something.

it could be funny.

"bone gods serious stuff though. how'd you become their disciple?"

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...Talking skeleton? Alice's eyes widened a little, her interest piqued in a way she's clearly trying to stay composed through. Shifting back to a serene expression, she gave a decisive nod.

——— " Perhaps you should. " She'll hold them to it. ...Lest they incur her wrath for the false hope.

Alice tilted her head imperceptibly, " Curious, I see. Dost thou seek the path of the osseous, perchance? " Not a serious question; she's mostly teasing. Unless?

——— " Ah, but my own fares are ordained to near obscurity. Countless moons was it that my home realm had been blessed by the bone god and its teachings followed suit. The courts alive, and folk ardent, how couldst one not be taken of the majesty that is bones? "

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Well, with that sort of confidence, "sure. I don't need them." just going to stand and see what's next, apparently.

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Ah, good. Another sacrifice. Pleased, Alice sizes them up for a moment in silence before-- Boop. The kindergartener stands on her tippy toes to boop Kris on the nose, not with much force, but not gentle either. Didn't actually do anything evident, but she seems happy.

——— " It is done. " Alice gives a single nod. " Your bones are seized. The bone god thanks you for your contribution. "

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——— " I require your bones. " She didn't even hesitate. Alice spoke with such matter-of-factness that it's hard to tell if she's joking or not.

It's not even a request-- It's a demand. She just stared expectantly, tilting her head forward with a raise of her brow.

——— " Well? Chop chop. Hand it over. "

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Memory loss Sentence Starter

Change what you need. Enjoy.

“ I’m sorry but… who are you? “

“ I can’t remember anything. “

“ There is no memory of anything…”

“ I don’t remember this place. “

“ I can’t remember anyone on this photo. “

“ For how long do we know each other? “

“ What are you to me? “

“ Prove to me that you’re really my girlfriend/boyfriend and not only lying. “

“ No matter how much I try to remember anything, I can’t. “

“ There is no way we are dating/married! “

“ This is the first time I have met you. “

“ This is where I live? “

“ I swear! I’m not pretending! I really can’t remember anything! “

“ Maybe it’s for the better that I can’t remember anything. “

“ Who are you and what are you doing here? “

“ What is going on? “

“ I don’t know what you’re talking about. “

“ No, this doesn’t look familiar to me at all, sorry. “

“ It’s almost as if someone completely wiped out my memories. “

“ I don’t even know who I am. “

“ I feel so lost… “

“ What if I don’t want to remember anything? “

“ Will you help me to remember everything? “

“ Get away from me! I don’t even know you! “

“ You seem to know a lot about me… I guess you’re trustworthy then… “

“ What happened to me? “

“ I don’t know why but something tells me that you’re important to me somehow. “

“ I’m really sorry. “

“ How do I know you’re not lying to take advantage of me right now? “

“ My head is empty of any memory. “

“ I’m sorry that I can’t remember you. “

“ I’m sorry I can’t remember anything. “

“ Can we please start new again? “

“ Will you still stay by my side although I don’t remember you? “

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Send me a ☄

And I will make you a starter using this random dialogue generator.

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Boop my muse’s nose! Send 👉!

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Send 😥 to find my muse with amnesia

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For every 💭 I receive, I will post a head canon about my muse!

BONUS: Specify a topic and I’ll make it about that topic!

For Multi-Muse blogs, please specify muse

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Betrayal Sentence Starters

“I thought we’re friends.”

“Of all the people betraying me in my life, I would have never thought you were one of them.”

“I told you from the very start: trust no one. Not even me.”

“I hope you’re proud of yourself.”

“You’re so stupid. You really thought we’re friends?”

“Good to know how much I really meant to you.”

“I trusted you, I told you everything, I opened up to you - and you betray me?”

“And here I thought I could trust you. I’ve never been so wrong in my life.”

“You. You of all people.”

“After everything we went through together.. “

“We were never friends, it was just something you made up.”

“Why? Why did you do it?”

“You have to understand - it’s nothing personal. Only business.”

“Wait. What do you mean you—?”

“Oh god, you should see your face! You really believed it, didn’t you?”

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The Lonely

“ leave me alone . ” “ please don’t leave me too ! ” “ i’ve lost everything . ” “ but i still have you… right ?” “ there’s nothing here for me now . ” “ please be the reason i stay . ” “ i’m so sorry i screwed all this up . ” “ i’m not going to apologise . ” “ i deserve this . ” “ what did i ever do to deserve this ? ” “ i’m scared . i’m scared of being alone . ” “ you left me behind . ” “ i don’t need you ! i don’t need anyone ! ” “ the worst feeling in the world is everyone glaring at your back , and you’re sat there knowing you can never fix that . ” “ i did what i had to do . ” “ the feeling’s mutual . ” “ and now you’re going to judge me for it . ” “ if you’re my friend , you’ll give me some space ! ” “ friend ? excuse me ? ” “ go on ! leave me behind like everyone else ! that’s easier , right?!”

The Onlooker

“ i’m not leaving you . ” “ bye . ” “ you still have me . ” “ you lost me a long time ago . ” “ i’m here for you . ” “ i want to be the reason you leave . ” “ i forgive you . ” “ i don’t want your apologies . ” “ none of this is your fault . ” “ you’ve done a million things to deserve this . ” “ everyone can get scared in the dark - that’s why you turn on a light . ” “ no , you don’t understand ! ” “ please think about this . ” “ you can still fix this . ” “ i can’t believe you did this . ” “ i’m so disappointed in you . ” “ i’m not like everyone else . ” “ you’re my friend - you’re not making me move for anything . ” “ i couldn’t care less what happens to you now . ” “ leaving you behind is the last thing i’d want to do ! i’m here for you through thick and thin , and you can’t change that ! ”

The Malcontent

“ no, i think i’ll stay . this look rather suits you . ” “ they’re just going to leave you like everyone else . ” “ my, what a mess you’ve made . ” “ not all is lost . i’m still here , ‘friend’ . ” “ you should just leave . no one wants you . ” “ what reason do you have to stick around ? ” “ how tragic that a simple apology isn’t going to fix anything . ” “ you’re right not to apologise . it’s THEM in the wrong , not you . ” “ if you ask my honest opinion, you had this coming . ” “ sometimes the world is cruel and merciless - innocents suffer for no particular reason, and this time round, you are one of them . but why should you be the only one that suffers ? ” “ come with me . i can help you . ” “ they left you for dead . how can you forgive that ? ” “ you’re right , you know . you don’t need any of them . ” “ what if i told you that you could fix this mistake ? ” “ you did it for the greater good . i mean , that’s what all heroes say , right ? ” “ how you’ve fallen . ” “ fools . they couldn’t understand your good intentions so they threw you into the furnace for it . ” “ they don’t deserve you . ” “ they’d leave you given the chance - but they can’t … if you leave them first . ” “ their loyalty is waning . ”

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