BEV DYNOMO @bydynomo - Tumblr Blog

mucho texto i know but i wanted to write a lil thing about how u can treat yourself nice!!

tom felton saying he’s “not attuned” to JKR’s politics (despite the fact that she’s made it her entire personality) fucking loser.

we love you daniel, rupert, and emma!!!

hail-dondus

To add, Rupert is barely active on his Instagram, Emma rarely uses her social media except for environmental issues and Daniel Radcliffe doesn’t have a public social media, yet they were all able to make their feelings about JKR’s transphobia loud and clear.

Tom Felton is chronically online compared to the three of them and has made his entire personality “I was Draco Malfoy in Harry Potter”. There’s no way he had no idea what JKR’s politics are.

fluxydrawings

saw This Post n thought of bdubs

blackbelles-world

your kids are loud because they’re not afraid to be seen.

your kids are picky because they’ve never gone without.

your kids are outspoken because they know they will be heard.

your kids are up your butt 24/7 because they feel safe with you.

even though it’s stressful and you feel like you’re not doing a good job, you’re breaking generational curses every day. you’re making sure your kids never have to experience the traumas that you did.

and that’s something to be proud of. 🤍

nattousan

it was not on wheat...

greelin

as much as i understand being a hater you have to offset that shit with genuine, sincere enjoyment & wonder sometimes lest YOU become the one who is corny. and sad. imo.

greelin

where’s your fucking whimsy, jackass? your compassion? is it only irony and judgement 24/7 for you? booooo

ottermatopoeia

When the Arizona Iced Tea hits

Someone add a gif i'm on mobile

haierld

identifying-cars-in-posts

1967-1973 Datsun 510

time-traveling-fetus

Can you please identify this one too?

identifying-cars-in-posts

(lightly based on?) 1967-1972 Mazda Cosmo (based on the rotary engine? also huh. whuhhh.)

cuprohastes

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

alexaloraetheris

OP did it hurt when Apollo's dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?

wizardpostsdotorg

what's that feeling. oh god. maturity and adulthood

chamaleonsoul

Spotify Wrapped ask game!

you know the drill, send a number & reply with songs from your top 100

Catchiest song

A song you didn't expect to see in your top 10

Sexiest song

Artist/band you didn't thought would be in your top artists (if any)

Oldest song (by release date)

Newest song (by release date)

Most streamed month of your top artist (explain if you think/know why)

Longest song

Favourite lyrics of your #1 song

A song that was also in last year's wrapped

Most famous/popular song (in your opinion)

A song you feel should be higher up

The song with the most peculiar sound (to you)

A song you think is underrated

Most danceable track

A song everyone should know

Saddest song

A song that describes your year so far

Is the most streamed song by your favourite artist your favourite of them?

Happiest song

The song you think will be in next years top songs again

Shortest song

A track that makes you think of a specific colour

A song that could be the soundtrack of a movie

Favourite lyrics of your #100 song

Favourite bassline

sandersstudies

I found a document from 1652 that’s just a guy talking about how women are better than men and wow he’s a little confused but he got the spirit.

sandersstudies

Literally every man in 1652: If she breathes, she a THOT!

This one random guy: All women are queens!

sandersstudies

This idiot who loves women a lot: you see…women are perfect…you can tell because when they fall down…God made it so they usually fall on their back…which hurts less and prevents them from damaging their beautiful faces…wow women are so smart and beautiful

sandersstudies

This absolute dumbass who treasures women with his whole soul: you know how sometimes women…are bad? It’s actually just proof that they are way more powerful than men and they could totally kill us if they wanted to but they don’t because they’re just that nice they literally don’t need us for shit

sandersstudies

For those wondering, the document is called “The Glory of Women” OR “A Treatise declaring the excellency and preheminence of Women above Men, which is proved both by Scripture, Law, Reason, and Authority, Divine and Humane.”

Yeah. That’s the title.