I AM PURRITO

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no guys come back and look at this pic of chris sturniolo and then look me in the eyes and tell me that he's not bexxie coded I DARE YOU

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Hey just so everyone is aware, my sister had a baby and named her kid Kingston but she keeps calling him king and everytime she does i have to pretend my inner sassy isn't triggered so I dont fully traumatize her by trying to explain that im mentally unstable and have been harassing all of you as a cat for yEARS (especially kingsley 😭😭) so everyday I am

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i give u guys permission to do the christmas now

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the sturniolo triplets are so bexxie coded send post

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@jackie-riddle and @letsblasttothepast-blog specifically

hello little bbs remember when i asked to keep jacob bertrand for jack cooper and then i harassed u change his fc to jace norman or bill skarsgard??? ooooohh boy well do i have another suggestion 4 u: jack champion

pay attention as i attempt to brain wash u

ok ok ok but check this shit out ???

but also you should still let me keep bill and jace to tbh like ???? loOK AT THEM PERFECT LITTLE BLACKIE BABIES

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*EDITED* u know what would be so wild ???? alternate universe babies

ok ok ok so like what if in another universe all the former ships remained canon. how silly would it be if those couples had babies and one or more accidentally goofed up somehow when they were trying to visits their parents and just ended in our timeline by dumb luck. like ??? lol who aRE U??? but they'd be like 'WHY IS MY DAD KISSING YOUR DAD" that's so insane dude

anyway, this is a pointless post to force u into looking at a few of my nominees for au babies lmao thanks

isaac/lydia: asa germann and abigail cowen

benny/erica: jack mulhern and maddie phillips

ethan/sarah: alfie enoch and Kassius Nelson

scott/maya: xolo maridueña and jenna ortega

eddie/alex: louis partridge and denyse tontz

thats all for now but i'll probs harass u with more eventually

feel free to tell me i'm wrong or suggest ur own

i am curious

and u know what that does to cats...

ADDING MORE BC NO ONE CAN STOP ME

della/benny: ella purnell and drew starkey

danny/jane: miles robbins and bebe wood

i can't remember if tori/beck happened but like ??? antonio cipriano heLLO

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oh yeah happy valentines day btw

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!!!PSA!!!

wft this OLD ass guy JUST BROkE IN aNd STARTED vaNDALIzING OUr HOME AND EATING ALL THE COOKIES ISAAC JUST MADE??? I'M LITERALLY GOING TO STARVE TO death NOW???? OMG ABOUT TO dO A MURDER WHO IS HEEEEEE

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You're literally like a goddess with manips so can I pls ask you to make a pic with Dave/Levi/Alec together bc I wanna hurt myself

you're so nice to me, i hope u die

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I must inform you that you are the best and ilysm

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...boys day with benjamin weirdo

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boys day with my favorite son in law

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oh would u look at that i look soooo kissable today on valentines day the day of love oh wow dont u just wanna kiss me hmmmm

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[ratguzzler-deactivated20181213]

its always big dick energy this or power bottom energy that…. why dont we talk about renewable energy? hi, I’m Bill Nye,

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i’m on my bullshit again whats new pls forgive me

yoooo hi so remember when i was like “jaCoB beRtraNd iS PErfEct 4 blACkiE” ???

WELL that was before my little cousin forced me watch henry danger with her and i witnessed ✨jace norman✨ and now i am here to propose a fc swap bc !!!! bro is beautiful and gives off way more blackie energy i mean

thoughts ??????