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my tiktok fyp keeps saying that mbav is coming back so I need to come out of hiding to say better watch out just in case guys

#wowowow im gonna have a meltdown lf this is fake newsss #hi guys ily #Also wanted to share that my situationship half-blocked me for being too clingy ??? me ??? CLINGY??? MEEE??!!! yeah ok fair enough actually #I let bro name my doggo and listened to him talk about fortnite/drake/sports non stop for over a year even tho I hate all of that #+ i watched the superbowl and listened to 3 drake albums for his benefit (hated all of that too btw)#But telling someone you miss them and want better communication is a blockworthy concept apparently hahaha #Ignore all of that. Totally irrelevant #my bad #If you made it this far tell me you love me and then tell me how you're doing. I miss you guyssss

no guys come back and look at this pic of chris sturniolo and then look me in the eyes and tell me that he's not bexxie coded I DARE YOU

#im out here trying to live my life but i cannot stop thinking about this specifically lmao #thats literally them combined #change my mind: you wont

Hey just so everyone is aware, my sister had a baby and named her kid Kingston but she keeps calling him king and everytime she does i have to pretend my inner sassy isn't triggered so I dont fully traumatize her by trying to explain that im mentally unstable and have been harassing all of you as a cat for yEARS (especially kingsley 😭😭) so everyday I am

#Hi ily guys #Also lowkey been in a flirty situationship with a guy named Tyler from Canada for about a year now. I cant keep doing this lmaoooo

i give u guys permission to do the christmas now

#welcome #ily #happy holidays gang

the sturniolo triplets are so bexxie coded send post

#specifically chris but i cant explain why #yes i can but im lazy #....also they're friends with sam and colby hMMM INTERESTING #what if u let me keep them haha im just kidding lol #UNLESSSSS

@jackie-riddle and @letsblasttothepast-blog specifically

hello little bbs remember when i asked to keep jacob bertrand for jack cooper and then i harassed u change his fc to jace norman or bill skarsgard??? ooooohh boy well do i have another suggestion 4 u: jack champion

pay attention as i attempt to brain wash u

ok ok ok but check this shit out ???

but also you should still let me keep bill and jace to tbh like ???? loOK AT THEM PERFECT LITTLE BLACKIE BABIES

#i come back occasionally just to harass u guys lololololol #bill is so kaya coded tho u know what i mean #i know what i mean

*EDITED* u know what would be so wild ???? alternate universe babies

ok ok ok so like what if in another universe all the former ships remained canon. how silly would it be if those couples had babies and one or more accidentally goofed up somehow when they were trying to visits their parents and just ended in our timeline by dumb luck. like ??? lol who aRE U??? but they'd be like 'WHY IS MY DAD KISSING YOUR DAD" that's so insane dude

anyway, this is a pointless post to force u into looking at a few of my nominees for au babies lmao thanks

#NO ONE WANTED THIS #NO ONE ASKED FOR THIS #AHHHHHH

oh yeah happy valentines day btw

#i think that was like a day ago or something like that idk man

!!!PSA!!!

wft this OLD ass guy JUST BROkE IN aNd STARTED vaNDALIzING OUr HOME AND EATING ALL THE COOKIES ISAAC JUST MADE??? I'M LITERALLY GOING TO STARVE TO death NOW???? OMG ABOUT TO dO A MURDER WHO IS HEEEEEE