Hilarious Text Posts

Abby, she/her. Just a collection of posts that will hopefully put a smile on your face.

[dogpuppy]

[tennesseewillams]

LGBT = Lets Go Buy Tix for the MOVIESSSSSSS

[youcanstillwhistle]

I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous

[chkq-deactivated20260531]

tomorrow i fix my life #fixmylife #tomorrow

[kosmogrl]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[urie]

i love being a mutual so much i was made to be a mutual i hope they put on my gravestone that i was a beloved daughter sister ex wife and mutual

[laterkiss]

tshirt that says I HAD POTENTIAL

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[seren-starlight]

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

[b1rd1e]

tmi doesn't exist to me. I love information

[kosmogrl]

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

[romancenjoyer]

i’m doing really well for someone who goes through the five stages of grief every day

[barstoolblues]

add that to your trivia and pursue it

[urie]

real nuance perverts when it depends

[highladyluck]

Hello my beautiful human body! I’ve invited you here today to discuss adopting non-mucus-based solutions to common challenges—

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[thememedaddy]