[fuckyeahragetoons]

[iguanamouth]

i had a dream about magical girls that had super strength/agility, but instead of wearing a special outfit they would shed their skin and turn into a skeleton.

[lolnein]

[lilium]

[memewhore]

[youlovelylilshit]

WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD AT THIS

[angelclark]

A guy named Andrew had a Starbucks Gold card (which gets you a free drink of your choice after you buy 12) and a single goal: to beat the previous world record for the most expensive Starbucks drink ever.

As anyone who has accomplished anything in life will tell you, thorough prep is key to achieving your goals. With 128-ounce glass in hand, Andrew stepped into Starbucks and enlisted the help of his friendly local Starbucks baristas.

Thus, the legend of the Sexagintuple Vanilla Bean Mocha Frappuccino was born. Total cost: $54.75. But for Gold-card holding Andrew, it was free.

[patrickmasturbateman]

[youraveragepizzaslut-deactivate]

This will always be my favorite movie

[honerablerosemary-deactivated20]

MY GRANDPA WANTED TO BE AN ARTIST

BUT HE HAD 7 KIDS AND A WIFE TO FEED SO HE ENDED UP OWNING A GROCERY STORE AFTER SERVING IN WW2

TODAY MY DAD WAS CLEANING THE HOUSE AND FOUND SOME PENCIL DRAWINGS THAT MY GRANDPA DID AND ASKED IF I WANTED TO HAVE THEM AND I

CAN WE JUST LOOK AT THIS

MY BAD WEBCAM PICTURES DON’T EVEN DO THEM JUSTICE LIKE LOOK AT THESE

MY GRANDPA NEVER BECAME A FAMOUS ARTIST

BUT I WANT TO MAKE HIM KNOWN

[morodashi-remade-deactivated201]

“Once you’ve met someone, you never really forget them.”

[fuckheadcunt-deactivated2013081]

a thought

When aliens in galaxies 70 million light years away look through a telescope at Earth, they see dinosaurs.  

[fille-lioncelle]

#GET IN LOSERS #WE’RE DOING SCIENCE

[ashsmain-deactivated20220609]

[geekyvegan]

Is that why there has been no alien contact? Because as far as aliens are concerned, there is legitimately no intelligent life on earth?

[serinos-kitt]

shit son there still isn’t intelligent life on earth

[bygoneprince]

my parents fucking lied

talking to strangers on the internet was the best decision of my life

[subtubitles]

[emqathetic-deactivated20201007]

A description of my entire family

[friendshipmagic]

Bonus gif:

[gofuckingnuts]

[hockeyshorts]

[stephenstrvnge]

Like father like son.

[loveinglifechic]

OMG! It’s the same face haha how cute

[bluedogeyes]