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Any specific fandoms or fanfics for racy lit?
Mostly looking for like actual original books/ebooks? Mostly bc I am not sure yet how to navigate fandom stuff. I'll update as I get more back into the swing tho
I'll also say, fiction isn't strictly neccesary? Reading an (outdated) anthropological study/micro history of kissing rn actually and its fascinating tbh
Bringing this blog and probably only this blog back, and solely in a "Tseng reviews racy literature" capacity so by all means send requests/suggestions
My edit//Le-Immorte
@fraxcxccl asked ⚡: how does the muse feel about storms
He doesn’t like them. They make his suits wet and gross, and the same to the books he’s trying to read. Can’ t he just read? for fun? Can’t he???
Random Headcanon Meme!
⍤ : What does your muse’s voice sound like? Is it light? High pitched? Scratchy? Deep?
✍ : What is your muse’s handwriting like? Is it neat? Sloppy? Fancy?
☕ : Does your muse prefer coffee or tea?
⌚ : Is your muse good with keeping on schedule for meetings, appointments, or events, or are they always late? Or, are they always a bit early?
♿ : Has your muse had any injuries in the past?
☺ : What is your muse’s smile like? Do they smile often?
⚡ : How does your muse feel about storms? Are they afraid of them, or do they calm them?
⚠ : How does your muse react to possibly dangerous situations? Do they face them head-on, or do they plan out their actions first?
☃ : What is your muse’s favorite season? What about their least favorite season, if they have one?
☂ : Does your muse like rain?
☼ : Does your muse like daytime or nighttime more?
🏨 : How well does your muse sleep?
❤ : What are your muse’s thoughts on love? If they are not in a relationship, do they believe that they will ever find a perfect someone for them?
☘ : Does your muse believe in luck? How about fate?
⚯ : Does your muse have good eyesight? If not, what is it like? Are they nearsighted or farsighted? Or both? Do they use glasses? Or do they prefer contacts?
👓 : If your muse wears glasses, what are their glasses frames like?
♨ : Does your muse have good table manners? How do they feel about bad table manners?
❀ : What is your muse’s opinion about flower crowns?
♬ : Does your muse sing well? Regardless of whether they sing well or not, do they enjoy singing?
📐 : Is your muse good at math? Do they like it, or do they hate it?
♞ : What is your muse’s favorite animal?
εїз : How does your muse feel about bugs and insects?
📱 : Does your muse prefer calling or texting?
☆ : Of the sun, stars, and the moon, which is your muse’s favorite?
ツ : Does your muse prefer lots of friends, or just a few close ones?
✝ : Is your muse religious?
20 Sinday Questions
1: Does your muse have any extra specific turn ons?
2: Does your muse have any extra specific turn offs?
3: Does your muse like to dress up for their partner or themselves? If so, what do they wear?
4: Does your muse like for their partner to dress up for them? If so, what would they like to see their partner in?
5: Does your muse have any kinks they’re embarrassed by?
6: Does your muse like to roleplay in the bedroom? What archetype or character do they like playing?
7: Does your muse like using toys with their partner or themselves? What sorts of toys?
8: Does your muse do one night stands? Do they prefer to bring people back to their place or do they go to others’?
9: What is your muse’s preferred setting for sex? Do they keep it in the bedroom or are they more adventurous?
10: What is your muse like after sex? Do they like to cuddle, chat, or go right to sleep?
11: Is there a personality trait that makes somebody instantly sexually attractive to your muse?
12: What is your muse’s favorite way of consuming erotica? Videos, magazines, literature, etc.?
13: What is your muse’s favorite genre of erotica?
14: What is your muse’s favorite part of another person's body? Thighs, butt, chest, belly, etc.?
15: Are there any kinks your muse would like to try but hasn’t yet? Is there a reason they haven’t?
16: Was there ever a kink your muse did try out but ultimately decided wasn’t for them?
17: Has your muse ever had an awkward moment during sex? What happened and how did they handle it?
18: Is your muse quick to sleep with somebody or do they have to earn it first?
19: Is your muse confident in their sexuality or are they shy?
20: Is your muse good at picking up on others’ flirtation/sexual advances or are they oblivious?
@meteorcoyote said: Maeve bites his hand as he brings it too close to her mouth.
He freezes, for a second. it hurts, but he’s willing to acknowledge a mistake when he’s made one. He also expects her to do the same. After a few seconds pass with no change, however... “Let. Go.” His voice is cold, and his other hand isn’t far from a weapon.
Bite me!
No, seriously. Bite the character somewhere (anywhere). See what happens.
on TWITTER
Can you keep on working for 24 hours?
Reno: Its 6:01 AM, and Tseng is officially late for the first time ever.
Reno: (deep breath) Alright! Lets do this! Who got theories?
Gun: Maybe his alarm didnt go off.
Reno: All three alarms, with battery backup? Come on, Gun. Take this seriously.
Shotgun: Oh! What if he was killed in his sleep?
Reno: Thats what im talkin' about! Super dark, Shotgun, but still plausible than Gun's dumbass alarm clock theory.
Gun:
Rod: Maybe he tucked himself in too tightly in bed and got stuck.
Knife: Maybe he fell into another dimension where hes not a hardass!
Veld, walking into the room: Its 6 AM, why is no one working?
Reno: Tseng is lare and we're all trying to guess why.
Veld: Id like to play. Ill say hes...in the line at the bank. (Nods assuringly) This is fun.
Reno: It is fun, but youre all wrong! Clearly, he slipped through a subway grade and is having terrible sex with someone.
Everyone:
Tseng: (walks into the room)
Reno: There he is! Tseng! What happened to you, man?!
Tseng: Im just 70 seconds late, its not that big of a deal.
Veld: Tseng, you will tell us what you were doing.
Tseng:
Tseng: There was a problem at the bank...
Veld: :)
Reno: What the f-
Parfait time!
Snagged
Tagging everyone
Let's make a drink!
Snagged not tagged
Tagging: everyone
@turkanvivia said: Viv leaves a small gift of edibles for Tseng with a Happy Valentine day card
He is entirely too high to respond in kind, courtesy of, well, the gift, but not so much so that he won’t remember to repay it in a day or two. His enjoyment of his latest not-so-good romance novel is greatly improved.
anonymous said: I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
“My curves, such as they are, remain pointy.” he is much colder to someone he does not know.
@meteorcoyote said I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves
“Maeve, I’m flattered. But I assure you, my curves are closer to points.”
