StretchIT

if you're reading this; I've been abducted by Beyonce

[funnyjoke]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[anxietyproblem]

[valtsv]

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

[leafie-draws]

by the time this pandemic ends I’ll have to be slowly rehabilitated back into society like a raccoon or I’ll get scared and start biting 

[bytheway56]

Yo in love with capacitors. Such nice boys, just an open soul, breathes in good vibes then releases it to its little society steadying all things around it.

Inductors dont know how to act. Just chaos and destruction

[teanbones]

please don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

[bytheway56]

God working on my creation soup: *shakes in skin that tans well* *dips luscious lips* *spills crippling anxiety* *pours destructive tendencies without measuring like a savage**sprinkles being to loud**stirs in saying wrong thing at right time**dumps juicy booty*

The seven archangels: *slaps her on the ass like she made a nice sports play*

[brian4rmthe6]

I just wana be drunk on a beach right now…

[llleighsmith]

women that wear men’s cologne are hotter than god

[quietly9]

[schizm-deactivated]

all these games are so fucking boring like wooow another hyperrealistic 4k shooter? wooow thats like so groundbreaking omg. wow theres zombies and shooting and killing? woooow thats so revolutionary <3

[schizm-deactivated]

brooo that gun reloading animation is SO polished lol youre going to CHANGE THE FACE OF GAMING

[wizard0rb]

brb gonna go win the award for Most Cinematic Use of Gray and Tan. So glad I colorpicked off my dentist’s Wall

[rrrick]

[mudwerks]

when the combination totally supersedes the individual elements

[bytheway56]

Kiss your s/o before your death my dude... it's Wednesday

[bytheway56]

But God is weak, and I will turn my back and slap the devil head on before I let that bitch boi judge me

[bytheway56]

God killed my soul with repercussions, and he's coming for you next

[bytheway56]

The reaper is always staring through my periferies m8

[bytheway56]

Squidward tenshackles. The youth shall never know.