"and don't eat yellow snow"

E.  "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams"-Eleanor Roosevelt

[bythewaye]

On May 31, 2015, two of the sweetest, most dedicated, creative girls I knew very well and who attended my school were killed in a car accident. Because of a drunk driver who had been charged with DUI SEVEN TIMES. Not one, not two, not even three, four, five, six... SEVEN. 

Guys, I know it’s the summer, I know it’s time to celebrate, have fun with friends, etc and I am not here to police anyone. But be responsible. Do not get behind the wheel if you have had anything to drink, smoke, etc..... PLEASE. I have absolutely no mercy for the man who did this. I have no mercy for anyone who does this. Killing... no... MURDERING two and injuring two innocent souls that were on the way to have a fun time at the beach... I cannot process this still.

My thoughts and prayers are with the families of my two friends, both girls had brothers who they were extremely close to, loving families who will forever be affected by one man’s irresponsibility and a system that could not process his previous DUI’s in due time because of “backups due to an influx of DUI charges”, a system that fails to count DUI’s of 2nd, 3rd, 4th, etc degrees if they are caught in different counties.

My friend Rachel (one of the deceased) was a very big One Direction fan. She was going to see them in their upcoming tour.... I just... If you guys have a chance, please send up a prayer, positive vibes, whatever you believe in, to the Kruse and Lynch families....

[sugarmacaron]

Hoes please listen up

I am the virgin friend of many hoes and since I can’t ho properly just yet I specialize in ho maintenance. I have an immense knowledge of skin and hair and let me tell you what you need to do to your body before you go and see your first draft pick, your geriatric sugar daddy, your main bitch’s father:

You need to set aside a day to wash your body. Have a full tank of hot water because me personally when I take a bath I take a shower too. I have taken two baths back to back when I’m ready to spa day which is probably why I do it like once every two years but anyways.

1. That pussy clean Fill your tub with water. Get a ½ a cup of apple cider vinegar and dump that shit in there. Sit in there. It’s gonna get your pH right. Also, naturally wash your ass. This is a good time to shave your legs… 2. Bust out the coconut oil Smear it on your legs. On your armpits. Shave em. I don’t advise shaving your na na with it because to be honest I had a bad experience in college and yeah. We’re gonna need another post for the real deal. 3. Use a scrub If you like that Dead Sea shit from the mall go ahead and use it. If you’re a natural bitch like myself prepare a mixture of brown sugar and coconut oil. And of course vanilla extract because bitch, you are sweet. Run that scrub on your legs. Your armpits. Elbows. Knees. For you thick girls your thighs. 4. Drain the toxins From your tub. Drain your tub. Rinse it. If you don’t have time get in the shower and proceed normally. If you got all day and a banging album play that shit, watch House of Cards, watch Snapped and fill that tub back up. 5. Bath salts Not the kind that people from Florida seem to really enjoy. Lavender is my favorite scent. Fill your tub up with hot water and throw those scented bath silts in there, put in that bubble bath and wash yourself. Sing to yourself. Love yourself. Figuratively. Or not I mean if you’re a ho you’re a ho. Sit in there until the water is warm and get out. 5. Some of you hoes are expensive ones and you wanna smear La Mer all over your body and you can go ahead but the best lotion I’ve ever had – I’ve tried every French, Swiss, Dutch, lotion on the market para my mother – is four dollars. Aveeno daily moisturizing lotion. Back when I was a sad ho my feet were so dry the caught on my sheets girl. I bought this shit when my lotion ran out and I forgot how good it was. I’m telling you my feet went back to being as soft as when I was born. No pedicure. I swear by it.

Bonus tips: If you have that dry skin in your toenails, put baby oil on it daily. They will be no more. If you’re thick and you have dark skin on the inside of your thighs rub coconut oil on it daily. If your man ain’t shit rub coconut oil on him daily. Prosper my hoes. Prosper.

[anotherfandomblogger]

I TRIED THIS TONIGHT AND IT WORKS. IM SMOOTHER THAN A BABY’S BUTT RIGHT NOW.

[sugarmacaron]

^^^^^ blessings!!!!!

[bythewaye]

*hears noises at night*: well this is it this is the end for me I had a good life

*gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now how am I ever going to see my first born child

*heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack is this what cardiac arrest is

*a cop walks by*: here I go about to get arrested I probably murdered someone

*taking a test*: don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school and amount to nothing

*gets a sunburn*: great now I have skin cancer how will I tell my parents

*tripping over something*: I guess my leg will have to be amputated why did this happen to me

*period is late*: shit i'm pregnant i'm the next virgin mary

[faithandfitforte-deactivated201]

My latest investment 💁🏼😍

[gihadid]

[appreciatelouis]

Liam & Sophia F1 Grand Prix Monaco 5/24

[stylesly]

Liam and Sophia attending F1 Grand Prix Monaco - 5/24

[zaynzaddy-deactivated20150908]

literally no one cares about the US

Why Harry Styles in America every chance he get? Why was Facebook founded in America? Why is Beyoncé an American? Why does Justin Bieber want to become a citizen so damn bad? Why we got IHOP every two blocks in America? Why the Grammy’s hosted every year in America? Why would Aliens try to kill Americans before any other human being? Because we a threat. We are a force painted in red, white, and blue, motherfucker! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

Go eat nasty ass beans and toast you corny European…

[completely-deluded]

It’s funny cus your username is blessdrake but Drake is Canadian 💁

[zaynzaddy-deactivated20150908]

Drake Bell, bitch, try again 👏🏾…

[bythewaye]

I do not tolerate misogyny masked by unconditional "support" of a ship. I'm actually a bit disgusted how conditional this fandom can be. Whatever though, I'm off again.

[stylesly]

Liam & Sophia on The Red Bull Energy Station - 5/23

[jungkooksan]

Visit Original Link

Inspired by this post [x] I put a radio filter on this PMJ cover of Steal My Girl [x] so it sounds like it’s from the 50s, kinda really makes me wanna go swing dancing :)

[larrymvp-deactivated20161016]

honestly just listen

[britneyinventions]

Britney Spears invented shade when she was a judge on her television show, The X Factor, in 2012 and made very clear expressions of disapproval of bad contestants. Spears defined shade as, “I don’t tell you you’re ugly but I don’t have to tell you because you know you’re ugly. And that’s shade.”

[sugarmacaron]

(Dominican anon) YES! Especially with the men. They could be dark as hell and still think they "deserve" a white woman to "improve the race". That's why I'm so sketchy when I see a black man and a white woman dating. I side-eye the hell out of that relationship & I know it's not right because I don't know their personal situation. The women in my community have very low self esteem if considered black so if one of us is a bit lighter or has "better hair" they take that as they are "whiter/white"

it’s sad. really it is. like interracial relationships aren’t a problem by themselves  but a lot of black men date white/light women and use them as trophies, it’s pathetic. i would be surprised if you didnt side eye them. like improve the race? when is that shit gonna die? when are black women going to stop bearing the shame for the men?

[neyruto]

white kid: if ur mexican why cant u speak spanish fluently :/ me: lemme hear u speak some of that 11% finnish 2% scottish 45% italian 31% dutch, 100% puta

[simplysarahtran]

[sugarmacaron]

I'm starving

I have thirteen dollars and no patience to make stew. I want a burger and fries tbh

[igglooaustralia]

Me if I ever see Iggy in real life