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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
trying on a metaphor
One Nice Bug Per Day

shark vs the universe
Mike Driver
NASA
cherry valley forever
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
hello vonnie
AnasAbdin
Sweet Seals For You, Always

Andulka

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Alignment Tracker
Chaste ◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌ Lustful Energetic ◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌ Lazy Forgiving ◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌ Vengeful Generous ◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌◌ Selfish Honest ◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Deceitful Just ◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌ Arbitrary Merciful ◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌ Cruel Modest ◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌◌ Proud Pious ◌◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌ Worldly Prudent ◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Reckless Temperate ◌◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌ Indulgent Trusting ◌◌◌◌◌◌◌●◌ Suspicious Valorous ◌◌◌●◌◌◌◌◌ Cowardly
There are poems inside of you that paper can’t handle.
Y.Z (via soonxkyu)
Place one of these in my ask if we've never interacted before
"Do you know where the closest diner is?"
"You look familiar. Have we met before?"
"I'm sorry! I really should watch where I'm walking..."
"Are you hurt?"
"You have a lovely smile."
"Were you talking to me?"
"The sun is awfully bright today."
"... I think I know your sister/brother/mother/etc."
"I think you've mistaken me for someone else."
"Don't be an idiot!"
"What's your name?"
"I'm [...]. It's great to meet ya!"
"No, go ahead. I'm not in any rush."
"Where're you from?"
"This is just how I am."
"Get out of the way!"
"Why are you staring at me like that?"
luamour asked “Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating..."
It remained a mystery to Byung Hun why people often stuck their noses where it didn't belong, they'd more often than not get scolded for such an act, right? So what screw had fallen loose in their head that had them continuing to make the same mistake over and over? It's not as if the outcome would change much, they'd be shot down almost every single time. It wasn't even that the idea of barging into anyone's business was plain rude, it was also more than annoying and maybe these people found pleasure in annoying the others around them to the point it almost had them hit. A masochist mind indeed.
As any person should do, Byung Hun was minding his own business with his back pressed against the brick wall of a local cafe, blue berry muffin in hand that he'd just bought from said store. It was going to serve as his breakfast for the day and it was far better than most he had-- usually he'd prefer eating inside the safe confinements of his own home but he thought that maybe he'd give the outside a chance for once. Hell, all of the movies and shows he watched made it seem like heaven was just a step outside of his door and boy was he wrong for even the sliver of belief he held in that. It didn't even take a few minutes into eating the sweet that another person had approached him, eyes filled with what seemed to be mere amusement, it already had Byung Hun wanting to walk away and save what sanity he had left.
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating..." The words he heard pour from the male's mouth though, stopped his train of thought and caused his brows to instantly furrow in confusion. The man did not just ask him that, what was he, twelve? It took every ounce of Byung Hun not to turn around and make a rude remark about how the male was sure he wasn't the piece of hamster shit. Instead, he forced a smile upon his lips and turned to look at the taller male, though being taller than him wasn't so hard seeing he was one of the shortest men he's been able to spot around the town-- he cursed his height. "I beg your pardon? This doesn't even have raisins in it."
a really long, but categorized, ask meme
ACTIONS - ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING
*Accidentally spills [[SPECIFY HERE]] on you*
*Slaps you*
*Kisses you on the lips*
*Bites your lip*
*Rubs your shoulders*
*Dumps ice water over your head*
*Winks at you*
*Flips hair at you*
*Throws a ball of paper towards you*
*Hands you a note, inside it says [[SPECIFY HERE]]*
*Slams the door shut behind you*
*Storms out of the room*
*Wraps my arms around you from behind*
*Kisses your neck*
*Nibbles on your earlobe*
*Tucks a strand of hair behind your ear*
*Strokes your hair*
*Caresses your cheek*
*Holds you in my arms*
QUOTES - PICK UP LINES EDITION
"You’re cute and I’m horny. You thinking what I’m thinking?"
"I see you like cardio… wanna go back to my place and do it together?"
"I’m sorry, but I just received a call for you. From heaven? I think they’re missing an angel."
"Hold my hand? I’m afraid I’m getting lost in your eyes."
"Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants."
"Are you a pokemon? Because I’d like to peek-at-chu.”
"If I had a dollar for every beautiful girl/guy I saw tonight, I’d have one dollar. Because the only beautiful girl/guy in here is you."
"Maybe I could show you my [[SPECIFY ITEM]] collection. It’s back at my house, so we’d have to go there but…”
*Spills a drink on your shirt* “I’m so sorry! But if it’s any reassurance, I think that top would look better on my bedroom floor anyways.”
QUOTES - STRANGERS EDITION
"I’m sorry, have we met before?"
"I don’t know you, but thanks."
"You’re a very nice guy/girl, you know that?"
"We only just met… but I’d really like to see you again."
"Do you think you could move your ass out of my friend’s seat?"
"It’s none of your business. We just met."
"Hey I’m [[NAME HERE]] and my crazy ex-girlfriend/boyfriend is here and I was wondering if you’d pretend to date me so I can get them off my back?”
"I’m so sorry about that! Let me buy you a new sandwich."
"Oh shit. I didn’t mean to trip you I swear, I’m sorry."
QUOTES - WORKPLACE EDITION
"Did you get that email I sent you last night?"
"No, I’m serious. She/he brought a flask to work.”
"I overheard the boss and I think you’re about to be put up for a promotion!"
"I know what you’ve got in that top drawer."
"I can’t believe you’re drunk at work."
"You know, most people watch porn at home."
"Your Netflix binge is using up all the broadband."
"Stop torrenting, asshole! I have a report to send off to Japan in an hour and I can’t even open Gmail!"
"If you spent half as much time on doing your job as you do on World on Warcraft, maybe you’d have a chance at a promotion too."
"You’ve been working here for 6 years and you don’t know where the break room is?"
QUOTES - SCHOOL EDITION
"Didn’t you hear? [[NAME HERE]] and [[NAME HERE]] hooked up last night!”
"We lost the playoffs."
"The girls team beat the boys!"
"I heard he/she got called into the principal’s office."
"Apparently the swim team had an orgy after hours."
"I heard they were fucking in the bathroom."
"She/he’s been paying people to do their homework!"
"She/he fell running in the hallway and knocked out a few teeth."
"I can’t believe we’re graduating this year."
"Being a freshman sucks."
"I slept with a sophomore last weekend."
"She/he told me they were a junior!"
"Why are those freshmen staring at you?"
"Is there a reason everyone suddenly knows your name overnight?"
"How come everyone suddenly knows who I am?"
"Did you tell them about my [[INSERT SECRET HERE]]?!”
"I can’t believe you hooked up with my boyfriend/girlfriend."
"I definitely failed that test."
"I got an A on my essay!"
QUOTES - SASS EDITION
"Wow, there’s a stick wedged so far up your ass I don’t think I can even pull it out."
"I’m sorry, but my number of fucks to give has officially reached a negative number."
"Uranus called and said I’m huge and in the way.”
"I’m searching… searching… oh. Well would you look at that. I couldn’t find any fucks to give."
"What’s the difference between a dolphin and you? Dolphins have brains."
"Just because that’s mistletoe hanging above us doesn’t mean I’m going to kiss you."
"Take a picture, it’ll last longer."
"At this point you might as well ask for my autograph."
QUOTES - ARGUMENTS/ROWS/QUARRELS EDITION
"You know I’m right! I’m always right!”
"Shut up. Just shut up!"
"I don’t need to listen to this."
"You’re lying."
"I can’t believe you’d say that. Even in an argument, that was low of you."
"I can’t look at you."
"Don’t fucking touch me."
"If you say one more word, I swear…"
"Pipe down, you’re making a scene."
"What’s wrong with you?"
"Now I know why people think you’re neurotic."
"You must be crazy."
"I’m not backing down.”
"You can’t hide the truth forever, you know."
"What’s your issue?”
"You make me so angry.”
"This has nothing to do with you.”
QUOTES - LOVERS EDITION
"And… and I love you! It’s what I’ve been trying to tell you all along."
"I don’t know how to say it. But you know what I’m trying to say, right?"
"I’ve never been good at this. I don’t do relationships. But I… I want to try with you.”
"You’re the one that I want."
"I don’t care. I don’t give a shit, don’t you get it? I don’t give a flying fuck unless it has to do with you. I love you.”
"Please don’t say that. You know you’re the only one for me. Fuck everyone else."
"I can’t stop thinking about you. Every minute of every day. I could be standing in the shower or cooking breakfast, but you’re still the only thought on my mind."
"I want to wake up next to you, everyday for the rest of my life."
"I’ve always been afraid of commitment, okay? That’s why I sleep around.”
"I’ve never wanted to give love a try until now."
"Please, don’t leave me."
"I need you more than you will ever know."
"I love you more than I could ever express in words."
QUOTES - DRUNK AND KNOCKING AT YOUR DOOR EDITION
*Starts singing [[SPECIFY SONG NAME]] outside your door/window*
"I didn’t fuck him/her, I swear!"
"I brought vodka and ice cream."
"You left your anal beads at my house. Wait… no, they’re just normal mardi gras beads."
"I can’t believe you went without me!"
"I love you, I love you so much and you just don’t see it. What am I supposed to do?"
"I know you’re sad and upset. Let me be your distraction! I want to be your distraction!"
"I can’t find my apartment and I couldn’t stop thinking about you."
"Let me in! I think I’m gonna throw up."
QUOTES - NSFW EDITION
"What do you think about this outfit?"
"Bend over."
"It’s not going to get up by itself, you know."
"I thought you’d be bigger."
"Where did we leave those damned handcuffs?"
"I can’t find my vibrator."
"Just set your phone on vibrate!"
"I want to fuck you until you’re raw and shaking."
"That’s it… do a little striptease for me."
"You can watch… but you can’t touch."
"Be quiet! They’re going to hear us."
"And get this… the new toy? It glows in the dark."
"I’ve got two flavours. Cherry or fruit punch?"
"I want to be on top."
"That is one fine ass."
"You look like a screamer."
"Let me tie you up."
"What’ll our safeword be?"
"I love making you squirm."
"Not my neck! It’s summer, I can’t wear a turtleneck in the sun."
TEXTS - DRUNK EDITION
[TEXT] You dumped me for HIM/HER?
[TEXT] I can’t stop listening to our song.
[TEXT] My pillow still smells like you.
[TEXT] You left your cologne when you moved out. I used it up.
[TEXT] Do you even love me?
[TEXT] What happened to us?
[TEXT] I just want to eat bacon and see you naked. And then eat bacon off of you naked.
[TEXT] IM26C4U.
[TEXT] You never gave a shit about me.
[TEXT] I couldn’t care less.
[TEXT] Now you know how it feels.
[TEXT] I still love you.
[TEXT] I can’t stop thinking about all the times you told me you loved me… and wondering if they were lies.
TEXTS - NSFW EDITION
[TEXT] You can’t have me if you can’t even get the three C’s. Chocolates, champagne, and candles.
[TEXT] I’m in the bath… come join me?
[TEXT] Don’t tease. You know I like it rough.
[TEXT] Bed, counter, or floor?
[TEXT] If you can get here in five minutes I’ll suck you off first.
[TEXT] What do you think about threesomes? And, what about foursomes?
[TEXT] You’ve been naughty, I’m going to punish you.
[TEXT] I can’t believe you just sent me that. I’m at work/school!
TEXTS - EMERGENCY EDITION
[TEXT] I fell down the stairs and… well, I’m in the ER.
[TEXT] ______ got injured during their game and I’m waiting with them at the hospital but I can’t do this alone.
[TEXT] Did you know your mother/father is at the hospital right now??
[TEXT] I was cleaning out the garage and I’m stuck under some boxes!! Please help before the spiders get me.
[TEXT] I don’t know what happened I was just cooking and then all of a sudden the pasta was on fire!
some plots.
coffee shop; character a works at the local coffee shop. one day at work, they meet character b. there was an instant connection that could be felt by nearly everyone. character a starts writing cute little messages on character b’s cappuccinos which soon escalates to a heated relationship.
fake relationship; character a is a popular, high class celebrity with tons of publicity. character b, on the other hand, is a not so popular celebrity with lots of bad publicity. putting the two together seemed like a great idea.
kidnapping; character b is on the run and their only option of possibly getting out free, in their mind, is kidnapping character a. character a is the mayor’s child and is possibly a great chance for a million dollar ransom.
she looks so perfect; character a and character b have an adorable relationship. they’re always together and get along better than anyone could ever imagine. so it’s no surprise when the two move in together. their new home together leads to wearing each other’s clothing, little love notes lying around, and lots and lots of sex.
disconnected; character b is going through a hard time. being a celebrity isn’t everything they imagined it would be. their only escape is character a.
story of my life; character a and character b are going through a rocky road in their relationship. they are constantly fighting and most of their arguments head toward the direction of breaking up. but, character b won’t let character leave that easily.
strong; character b is boxer. they fight each and everyday. each and everyday, there’s one person standing ringside. character a. many people say that character a’s their lucky charm.
happily; character b fell in love with character a the second they saw them. the only problem is, character a has a special someone already. all character b has to do is get character a to fall for them and turn the spinning rumors into something real.
little white lies; character a is a player and character b is their target. character a is constantly playing games with character b and character b doesn’t mind one little bit. they’ll happily play games with character a.
better than words; character a and character b met online. they continuously kept talking until finally, they agreed on meeting. when they finally met, they realized that they were both way better than words on a computer screen could ever possibly describe.
russian roulette; character a moved away from home and became a hitman. they don’t particularly like their job but, they have no other options at this point. when they are ordered to kill character b, they don’t think anything of it. until they find that character b is a friend from back home.
kxhen asked “Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
Of course, it was only stupid of Byung Hun to agree to go out with his friend to a "small" hangout with a few of his buddies. He should have known the male was lying the moment he even thought to ask him, but yet, Byung Hun had agreed to come along only to now be left inside an overly stuffed home of drunk people. It was obviously going to be a party and not the calmess his friend spoke of that would have been obtained had there only been the maximum of twelve people he was hoping for.
He was going to make sure the man paid for this, he was aware that Byung Hun wasn't too keen on big outings such as this one because of the amount of people it usually held, the idiocy that usually filled the heads of them. His headache was already growing at the loud music that poured from the speakers and all he could do was push through the crowds of now sweaty bodies to try and find that one familiar face. He was hardly allowing himself to pay attention to each conversation that he passed but there were a few words that had him stopping in his spot in the middle of the living room (now turned dance floor), "Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
He shouldn't have really taken the words by surprise seeing as he was surrounded by nothing more than a few idiots who had a drink too much, but he did and out of curiousity he was turning his head to look from where the words came only to spot a single person with their pants tight around their thighs in front of a statue where a person was holding what he could only assume was "baby Jesus". Immediately, his nose wrinkled in disgust and soon after the sound of what could be mistaken as a left on faucet was heard. That was it, he was out of here and never returning to a place such as this again. But before he could turn and leave, his eyes moved to catch the person who had spoken to the male earlier, arms crossed over his chest as he still eyed the person in what he hoped was the same disgust he had on his own face otherwise he was sure he would not last in the "real" world if this is what it consisted of. "Are you just going to stand here and watch him do his business?"
Living is hard enough. Living barely hanging on by a thread is another thing. Wronged by someone he trusted and left with nothing, Seunghyun kept his troubles to himself, not wanting to burden those that supported him. So, he took what was left of his life and tried putting it back together. As of today he’s still trying to get back on his feet, still trying to keep a smile on his face as he pushes through each day. Living in his car isn’t a bed of roses, but at least he’s doing what he loves.
AU - Reblog/Follow
im jaebum, ex-mercenary. i. wound up in the wrong world, but perhaps for the better. ii. final fantasy vii au // follow // profile // bio // disclaimer // vivi iii.
STRANGE SENTENCE STARTERS —— for the creative writer in you. Send these in and see what your partner comes up with as a scenario!
*These are completely interchangeable, they’re just in categories to make it easier for all of y’all.
FOR AMIGOS;
“How many times are you going to do that, exactly?”
“You were right. As per usual.”
“Sometimes it’s hard to see the lines you’ve drawn until you’ve crossed them.”
“You’re surprised because you have a soft spot for hot blondes.”
“Is that – that’s a naked Scarlett Johansson on your fridge.”
“You can stay, but for no more than two nights.”
“Please don’t look in this drawer. Please.”
“I told you not to pick him up, he’s very sensitive.”
“Yes. I might have given you rabies. But in my defense, that’s ridiculous and I didn’t.”
“I’m sorry, my cell phone data coverage does not cover the bullshit zone you’re in.”
“Hey! Give me your pants. Quick, give me your pants.”
“No, I’m serious. Stop it right now or I won’t give you the last cookie.”
“You think I’m kidding. But I’ve never been more serious about anything in my entire life.”
“How much would a stripper cost and why so much?”
“I’m going to buy you a drink. Next week. On Thursday. When I get paid. Can you swing this one?”
“Hippos are hungry, hungry! And you are considerably larger than a small piece of lettuce!”
“When I was little, I used to be afraid of mummies. And now look at me. I love dead people!”
“I don’t even miss my ex-boyfriends/girlfriends, I just miss my glockenspiel.”
“It happens to everyone, you just sell your skirt for some coke.”
“Please do not pull your pants down in front of baby Jesus.”
“That’s not the phrasing you want to use.”
“Because nothing says heterosexuality like a gold sash.”
“Please don’t take it out on my boobs.”
“When it gets really windy I look like a bizarre combination of Marilyn Monroe and Cousin It.”
“We have to change our names and run away to Mexico. It’s the only way. Adios.”
“How much money do you have on you?”
“Please tell me that’s a raisin and not a tiny hamster shit you’re eating.”
“Life is a lot better when you put things on your head.”
“For someone who’s not very deep, I’m incredibly not shallow.”
FOR LOVERS;
“I need you to remind me what it feels like to love you.”
“I love you. What? No I don’t. Forget I said anything.”
“I need you to tickle my feet but like, sexually.”
“If we got married, would I have to take your last name? Or could we just make up a new one?”
“I don’t think I can do this anymore.”
“I heard you say his/her name in your sleep last night. Want to explain or should I just leave?”
“I want to spend the night with you tonight. But I also want to sleep on your side. And without you on the bed. So technically I just want your bed.”
“Please don’t be proposing to me in an empty parking lot.”
“Stop saying you’re sorry, you stupid fucking broken record. It’s done.”
“I’m not jealous, I’m curious. About the things you were doing. With him/her. Without me.”
“Your mother’s looks could kill. Actually, are you sure they haven’t before?”
“If you’re breaking up with me tonight, can I at least eat first?”
“Stop sweating. It’s not attractive during sex, and it’s not attractive now.”
“Are you – are you checking me out? In the line for the confessional?”
“We have to go. I might have told your mom I’m pregnant. I don’t know why I said that. I’m not.”
“So what you’re saying it that you’re snorting sugar to get excited for sex.”
“My dog licks better than you do.”
“But through every stupid thing you do and say – and those are a lot, by the way – I love you.”
“I don’t care if you’re growing another head. I’ll talk to both of them. I love you.”
“And I’d take fifty years of not talking to you for just a day of doing so. I promise that’s a compliment.”
“I don’t want to hide this anymore. I’m not some dirty little secret, you American Reject.”
“This is a bit too dramatic for my taste, so can we skip it and have sex instead?”
“I don’t want you to think of me as your personal sex toy.”
“Thanks and all, but that makes me feel like a low-class escort, so.”
“A kiss in exchange for every nice thing you say about me. Deal?”
“Promise me you’re not like him/her. I need to hear it from your mouth. Promise me.”
“Look, I’ve had my heart broken before. I’m not ready to let you in just yet. Anywhere.”
“Don’t leave me here. Anywhere else, okay, but not here.”
“I wish I could say that was the worst sex I ever had, but I’ve had worse.”
“I just blew you. Could you look a little happier about it?”
“I’m attracted to shiny things, so if it looks like I’m staring at your chest, it’s because I am.”
FOR TEXTERS;
[text] This is upsetting my poop.
[text] Hey, are you up? If you’re not, can you wake up? I need some help.
[text] So it involves feces and large birds.
[text] She said that to you? Why?
[text] Please come back. I miss you.
[text] What are you good for if you’re not gonna bring me ice cream?
[text] Can you ignore that last text? It wasn’t meant for you. I’m sorry.
[text] …did you just send me a nude?
[text] FUCK OFF YOU ONE-EYED WHORE.
[text] I don’t know why I said that.
[text] Leave it to you to fuck the simplest of requests up.
[text] Do we have to go to their wedding? He’s only my first cousin.
[text] How much does ‘I love you’ mean to you?
[text] I am not stalking you. But you should do something about your bathroom, it’s gross.
[text] Please. I need this so badly.
[text] I trust you completely.
[text] I’m a genius. You’re a peasant. Everything makes sense again.
[text] Hey, buddy! Got like, five hundred bucks I can borrow? Times ten.
[text] She lost it. She completely lost it. She said her uterus was attacking her bone marrow.
[text] I will not get you donuts.
[text] Please? I love you.
[text] I think I’m gonna go to sleep now, but you keep thinking that.
[text] I can’t say this out loud. They might be listening.
[text] I never meant to hurt you. I didn’t think he’d duck when the ball came at him, I’m sorry.
[text] You’re cute.
[text] I just need you to understand how important you are to me.
[text] Fuck off.
[text] Okay. Guess we’ll leave it at that then.
후회하지 마라: Don’t have regrets: 좋았다면 추억이고, If it was good, it was a memory, 나빴다면 경험이다 If it was bad, it was an experience
(via 00cm)
you shouldn’t play with fire, you’ll get burned
I guess it is true that you don’t choose but are chosen, the decision isn’t in your hands and you can’t control how badly the outcome may show to be. Rather than being able to fight against it, you are forced to live alongside your curse, dreams of reaching out to become normal again is your only grip on the remaining humanity you hold within yourself.
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That’s where the difference comes in; my past defines me.
Ten Word Story #147
Everyone always says that karma is the one to come back for you, that it will soon catch up with your rotten actions and somehow put you in place with the taste of your own medicine. While the majority believes it to be true when it involves another who did them wrong, they often forget that karma isn’t some “buddy” you can lean on when you’ve decided to throw a tantrum or two. It won’t hesitate dishing out the same consequences on you that it has proved to serve others.
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Headcanons!
☠: Their worst nightmare. ☮: How they keep calm. ♥: How they show affection. ♕: Would they rule, or be ruled? ★: Who inspires them.. ☼: Favorite season. ☁: How they feel about cold weather. ☻: Person who could without a doubt make them happy. ☹: A thought that makes them sad. ♫: Favorite music genre(s). ✍: What language(s) they can speak. ✖: A trait they despise in people. ツ: A guilty desire of theirs. ☃: Would they build a snowman…