Bzweeeeep!

My name is Thorton and -BZWEEEP!- ah, don't let that sound concern you. It seems we have a 78% chance of getting along. But please, do not loiter around when you aren't needed. [Affiliated with Citta-Alveare] Rank: Nobody Housing: District Beta Weapon: Elekid

[revupthoselawnmowers]

okay so notes here yum 

ronald (can be situated anywhere at the time)

abilities gained: teleportation (2 times a day); partial inhuman strength gets bumped up to full power (no limit)

other changes: working on it

thorton (god bless in sector 2)

no abilities so no goodie upgrades sorry honey

other changes: personality (sadistic, composed; god bless i can try out hammerjiki here IMAGINE THE LAUGHING GAS INTERRUPTING HIS TORTURES THO)

conrad (sector 2)

abilities gained: turning into a bat (five minutes a day); healing wounds quickly with blood (preferably fresh)

other changes: personality (CONFIDENT??? confidence whats that maybe he’ll grow a fucking backbone and drink fresh this time, probably gets less snarky “huh i dont think i meant to say that it seemed nice”)

[bzweeepitall]

((suddenly i kind of regret not giving porygon-z as thortons pokemon for this damn group ahahaha the boy would already be used to glitches all around))

[bzweeepitall]

S Y S T E M E R R O R: Personnel to Sector 2 [Intro/Open]

[kunrenist]

Interest was first drawn when a Pokemon was released by what appeared to be a young boy, the trainer’s attention instantly shifting upon realizing he and his rival were not the only two from their world taken. A stare was cast merely to observe the intentions of the other before approaching, a mental debate occurring within the depths of his mind as to whether it would be appropriate to instigate a casual confrontation.

It was only when the male fell unceremoniously into a puddle of mud that Green couldn’t help but to release a sigh, the arrogant feeling of being one of the only capable people in the city temporarily tempting him to leave things alone. However, a sense of familiarity overtook him after a moment of recollection, having him wonder if this boy held more potential than his first impression shared. Ultimately, the trainer decided to appreciate the sudden stop in the other’s movements and take advantage of that fact to catch up with him calmly.

Instead of offering a hand, he simply stood with just barely a hint of a condescending smile, allowing the other to pick himself up on his own before speaking.

“Not to interrupt this traumatizing moment, but that Elekid with you— its yours, I assume?”

One hand moved to promptly open the Pokedex that had been contained within his jacket, immediately reading over the information provided before pocketing it once more. “— It’s level is actually promising for someone your age.” No intent meant behind his comments other than a statement of his thoughts, the brunette now held more hope in his future. His Scyther simply stared cautiously at the other’s Pokemon as it trailed behind Green, a bit tense in expression but unmoving until orders were given.

[bzweeepitall]

You know, he hadn't even expected anyone to be hanging around in this godforsaken dump of a sector, much less be near enough to see himself fall into such a disgraceful sight. But lo and behold, there Green was, most definitely copying this beautiful moment to memory. 

Thorton could feel that slight smirk boring into his back as he pulled himself up, trying so very hard not to slip and fall right into the mud again. The sight of his clothes so horribly stained didn't do much to help the Frontier Brain's soured mood.

"First off, thank you so much for helping me up. I really appreciate the thought, you know." Touchy touchy, Thorton dear. He hadn't even bothered to look up at his guest, but did pause the snark when he mentioned his Elekid. So he was lucky enough to run into a fellow trainer, at least. What were the odds of that? "And yes, it is mine. Judging from how quickly you were able to get here, I'm assuming you were watching me make a fool of myself for a while."

He finally gave the trainer the satisfaction of a nod and looked up, confirming the smug air he held about him before noticing the Scyther trailing behind. It was a wonderful specimen, to say the least. It's a shame Thorton couldn't analyze it for all it was worth. Oh, how he missed his analyzer.

"Now, I really don't know whether to take that as a compliment or not. I take pride in keeping my Pokemon in top form and it obviously has nothing to do with something as trivial as age."

[bzweeepitall]

((ah it looks like ive neglected my two boys in favor of a new muse hhhh four days without any word! how unprofessional smh ill get onto whatever replies i owe on here right now! apologies friends))

[bzweeepitall]

murderousmorality said: ooc: It’s really nice to meet you and I hope that we can get along just fine. :)

ITS NICE TO MEET YOU TOO! dont worry about getting along i get along with literally everyone i think SO IT WONT BE A PROBLEM HEHEHEHHEHE

[bzweeepitall]

(( my name is pen and all of my intros are really really long ))

[bzweeepitall]

S Y S T E M E R R O R: Personnel to Sector 2 [Intro/Open]

Glossy blue hues glazed over the scenery as Thorton emitted a drawn-out sigh of irritation. The visage was filthy, unorganized, hugely different and contrasting the stark cleanliness that was his beloved Battle Factory back home in Sinnoh. And to think, this was where his new home was. It was one thing to take his analyzer away (how could he calculate his precious percentages accurately without it!), but to place him here was unthinkable.

Disgusting. Pathetic. Ri-di-cu-lous.

He muttered his complaints under his breath before walking towards his respective district within the sector, palming the familiar sphere in his fashionably functional holster. Those scientists even had the gall to devolve his precious Electivire! How they managed something like that, even Thorton had no clue.

Figuring that they’d be better off walking together however, the Frontier Brain called out his partner in a flash of red light. The Elekid gave a triumphant cry and Thorton was relieved to see that he hadn’t suffered from anything else at the scientists’ hands. That was one less thing he had to worry about, at least. Now, all he had to do was avoid the puddles of— SQUELCH —whatever the fuck it was that covered the roads.

"Of all the things to happen to me today." Dirty brown water sloshed into his shoe as he felt his foot sink slightly and he cursed the fact that he just had to step into deep deep mud of all things. Of all the things indeed! Thorton groaned as Elekid snickered from behind and he moved to try and pry his foot from the mess, only to lose his balance and fall face first into the mud soon after. This, of course, prompted another string of snickers from his pokemon.

Mud mud MUD MUD stained the entire front of Thorton’s once-immaculate outfit and he let out a huge groan the moment he spat the dirt from his mouth. His brows furrowed and anyone could easily tell his mood had just gone from slightly irritated to extremely furious in a matter of seconds.

“Im-pos-si-ble.”

[bzweeepitall]

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

BZWEEEE- Wait, I no longer have the means for that sound to occur at the moment! No matter, I won’t let it concern you either way. 

Now, sifting through the accumulated memories through my life thus far, I can attest that the earliest memory that I have a clear memorization of pertains to my parents and, of course, Pokemon. I remember about 78.9% of that particular moment, but I won’t concern myself with the missing 21.1%.

Especially when a suspicious robot is at the helm of these questions. I’ll have to look into your programming when I get the chance.

[bzweeepitall]

You're only pretending to be the factory head

"Who would've thought someone as opaque as an anon would be able to see something like that. Impressive!"

[inboxideas]

The next 2 statements in my askbox are truths my muse will believe in for 24 hours

[gundham]

[x]

[gundham]

黒葉

[bzweeepitall]

((At least they were kind enough to stick him in the factory/industrial sector, poor thing.))

[bzweeepitall]

TESTING TESTING

lets analyze this shit 

okay here we go

god bless man it works

WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP BZWEEEP!