Weirder than an old spice commercial ツ

[valtsv]

*on a date* so. um. i don't watch tv. seen anything weird in your dreams lately?

[lastparty]

more people should have a crush on me

[evilnicegirl]

girl files for bankruptcy after ordering 2 margaritas

[bulletproof3000]

(Something very mundane) this is so funny to me

[scribefindegil]

i literally never want a program to turn my smileys into one of their accursed emojis and yet they persist in their wretchedness

[thecommonchick]

me: watches criminal minds for 4 hours straight 

someone: knocks on my door 

me:

[careens]

It Is Wintertime

[thebootydiaries]

bug: hi

me: Aren't You Supposed To Be Dead.

[black-nata]

whoever said scooby doo isn’t intellectual: explain this then

[a-gay-catgirl]

when you’re going 10 over the speed limit but the driver behind you is still riding your bumper

[kiwi]

i kis u

smorch

[setheverman]

“no homo”? why the hell not???

[stinkyhat-deactivated20231213]

BBQ

blease be quiet

[xenosagaepisodeone]

[peoplegettingreallymadatfood]

[golden-x-mage]

Uh Oh Sisters!

[milknjuice-deactivated20190908]

baby you need to find a real man like me im not even scared of the piano from mario 64 anymore

[girlidiotdotcom-deactivated2023]

I hate the word “discourse” it just sounds like Goofy saying “discuss”

[yyyyyyyyyyyyy6-deactivated20201]

this post literally ruined my life