[misplaced-syllables-deactivated]

just wanna sit on his lap and feel him get hard

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Leave the mall santas alone

[assyrianjalebi]

The Little Mermaid (1989)

[sandandglass]

[slimetony]

I sincerely cant remember the last time that staff rolled out a feature that improved this website in any way

[genjifap-deactivated20170826]

When they moved the reblog button to the bottom of posts

[slimetony]

Where was it before?

[catparazzi]

at the top we had to scroll all the way back up in order to reblog

[slimetony]

Wh

[slimetony]

What the fuck

[mememaster]

Reblog if you were here for top button

[zombies-with-radios]

[just-shower-thoughts]

“Wine aged for for 15 years” sounds a lot better than “Wine from 2004”

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[hydrogen-by-moon-deactivated201]

[paintdeath]

[ceebust-]

Best feeling ever is finally losing your attachment to somebody that isn't good for you.

[dankmemeuniversity]

[madeupmonkeyshit]

when youre surrounded by people and trying to hold in your fart

[parselie]

science side of tumblr tell me why

ain’t nothin but a heartache

[moribunny]

ain’t nothin but a mistake

[mambofivehargreeves-deactivated]

AJDNSKFMWKDKEKE I was watching Umbrella Academy before I went to bed last night and I was thinking about how Five doesn’t have a name like the others and the literal last thought I had before I passed out was “we should name him Mambo”

[allegedserialkiller]

being self-aware fucking sucks i wish i was a cucumber

[lame-and-corny-blog]

[lesbiansforjohnnymarr]

[anarchohellenism]

Ah yes, the sexualities: straight, confused, i don’t have to tell you, what are you, a cop? Fuck off, and More ™

[silenthill]

Oh this made me laugh