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degeneratedworker

“Determined to vainquish the American Empire to protect the Vietnam nation", 1970s, Vietnam

turnupthestrobe

radmoonlover

sapphling

there's actually tons of poor people who don't choose to better their personal material position through slaughtering, either directly or through support, people in foreign nations. in fact the majority of poor people globally are never even given this option in the first place because they were born on the other end of the gun, being themselves inhabitants of the very countries destabilized, impoverished, and brutalized by the US empire. my sympathies will always lie with them over the (minority of) US soldiers opting for rape and pillage as a means of upward mobility

covid-safer-hotties

n64retro

Ogre Battle 64: Person of Lordly Caliber Quest / Atlus Nintendo 64 2000

thememedaddy

parkchanwoohoo

I maintain much would be improved if:

1) Every person who runs for president has to spin a big wheel and if it lands on a certain space you're just immediately shot to death and your worldly possessions stripped and divided amongst your constituency. This will ensure only those willing to give their lives for the people will run, and would be personally funny to me, Jules

2) What is the opposite of a dynasty. If anyone in your family ever ended up president nobody else in the bloodline can run for like 6 generations. And if someone ever even accidentally implies they'll be good president because great grandpappy Thomas was president, that person also gets shot to death. This has the benefit of me not needing to hear about political dynastic families and also would be funny to me, Jules