Stuck at some weird ranch, anyone got directions

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[rancherslife]

Intrrrrro hi 😋

My name’s Jayce! Or Jay. Or anything idc 👍

He/him

19 years of age unfortunately

Feel free to send asks i am pathetic wet cat

I do art sometimes and uhh i think about writing and then don’t do it 🫶

Tags: #jays art, #ask/anon ask, and #jayce posts for anything that isn’t a reblog

Idk how else to do tagging don't look at it too hard 💔 (can u tell im a former twitterer. U cant right. U cant)

MCYT-only blog, basically just Life Series and Hoimycraft (and friends)

Tango, Jimmy, Grian POV main for everything. Plus a bit of Zedaph

I am absolutely extremely normal about ranchers/solidaritek (please feed me any fic recs u have i promise i wont bite your hand off with it. Trust me bro. Trust me it’s fine. Just trust me. Why dont u trust me)

See my Ranchers fic recs masterpost with all my favs from everything ive read so far! (Edit: not currently up to date at all. So sorry for not responding to so many recs yet aaaa 💔💔💔)

My unemployed ass' HC 11 watch streak🔥🔥:

– Grian – Tango – Zed – Joel – Mumbo – Scar

More ships i like include (in order):

- Zedango

- Desert duo

- Treebark

- Ethubs

- Skizzpulse

- Shadowbeans (i am NOT usinf the other name 💔)

- Gempearl

- Smallidarity

All other ships are also fine with me. Probably. Not like i know all of them lol

Please DNI if:

Ya post RPF

Are below 14

You post darkship/comship stuff

Terf/transphobe, homophobe, racist, bigot/if you discriminate people for any reason, right-wing in any capacity

You use or defend ai ‘art’. This includes using ai to ‘write’ fanfiction

You harass, bully or attack people over fandom-related reasons (the block button is right there)

I’m also fucking insane about DDVAU and Midnight Strangers. Obviously. There will be spoilers here for both of those if u haven’t read them yet.

That is all! Let’s be moots :P

[rancherslife]

Started watching Jimmy's tomodachi life VODs and i could not help myself at all so ive hacked the mainframe 💔

It's too cutee 😭 i must have my tomodachi life ranchers aaauuuhhhhhgghhh

[rancherslife]

Ok so now i REALLY dont like spidey steve

[rancherslife]

I can’t keep this to myself

[rancherslife]

Figured out why he doesnt want us to watch his old videos guys

[rancherslife]

I can’t keep this to myself

[rancherslife]

Figured out why he doesnt want us to watch his old videos guys

[rancherslife]

All of the INCREDIBLE pictures Mumbo shot of all the Hermits’ bases!

[intergalacticrats]

the images weren’t loading properly for me but the soft clarity of them all were really pretty

i’m on mobile so this is 1/?

[intergalacticrats]

2/3

[intergalacticrats]

they’re like pixel art. i love them

[rancherslife]

@/prev they're actually supposed to look like that! Mumbo scaled them down and made them pixel-y like that because he's going to turn them into minecraft paintings :D

[rancherslife]

So actually deeply insane over this fic rn holy fuuuucckkkkk

Mer AU Ranchers guys. MER AU RANCHERSSS. Everyone go read this right fucking now im so serious. Aurora did a crazy again /pos

Follow Me Into The Water

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[julietteisreal]

i hope my moots know that i literally love every single one of them

[solargeist]

girl grian for tha soul . Plus scarian

[punkitt-is-here]

this duck LOVES pink drink

[punkryuki]

[sawdust-emperor]

Her just pouring the puree straight over the duck's head because she knows there's no getting that duck out of the cup is killing me

[thememedaddy]

[rancherslife]

All of the INCREDIBLE pictures Mumbo shot of all the Hermits’ bases!

[rancherslife]

The second picture of Tango's base as well! There unfortunately wasn't a version without that thingy in the corner in the video as far as i can tell.

@artblock-insomniac

[finalgirlguy]

2026 is gonna be the year of banging your head against a wall. in 2027 maybe we can do other things

[rancherslife]

GOD i need more double life ranchers angst AGUHH

[y0gurtfae]

mama i want more yuri ranchers mama

[y0gurtfae]

yay more yuri ranchers