cute but psycho

my name's cass and I like self-deprecating humour. used to be boone--jenner but then i realized i love myself. follow me on twitter @cassrightmyer

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hayleyhearts]

that’s just a regular platypus???

[friendlyoceanmower]

[thegreenpea]

PERRY THE PLATYPUS ?!?!

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

people: omg how are you single????

me *internally*: because i have deeply rooted emotional issues and a debilitating fear that im not good enough for anything

me: guess I just haven’t caught my fiSH yet! haha reel one in for me if you find one, sharon!!

[fvlani]

Ya mcm don’t say ‘hbu’ after you ask him how his day was. Cause he don’t care.

[cyber-yeezuss]

I wanna be 14 again and ruin my life differently… I have new ideas

[tokoshi-deactivated20191031]

self checkout scanner: UNKNOWN ITEM IN THE BAGGING AREA

me: 

[rohie-deactivated20191102]

got a lobotomy at Claire’s

[please-do-not-talk-to-me]

Veronica was the best character in Sierra Burgess is a Loser and that’s a fact. She had a beautiful character arc and you could see her growth as a person. She ended up being a great friend to Sierra. While Sierra was soooo problematic. She blamed all her problems on not being conventionally pretty, she catfishes Jamey and kisses him without him knowing it’s her, and she betrays Veronica in the worst way. Netflix tried to make her out as a great person that we should root for but no. Sorry but no.

[scaliepost-generator]

Inflation is honestly the strangest shit. Like someone rn is thinking of getting blown up like a balloon and they’ve got a boner.

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

i thought this was about economics at first and that second sentence hit me like a freight train

[3yearsofwinter]

I hate how tumblr doesn’t have dates like you never know when something’s been posted. was it posted yesterday? last week? when George Bush was in office? during the war of 1812? the Precambrian era? idk man

[musicalsarecrack]

students: *not sticking to the status quo*

the entire cafeteria:

[greelin]

*feels nothing* mmm, don’t like that *feels something but like, too much* mmm not a fan of that either

[etherqueen-deactivated20160417]

when your mental illness starts acting up again

[pettysag-deactivated20180315]

I just love sleep so much ……. like u just close ur eyes and ur gone bitch ………… brain logged the fuck off ……… powerful

[katherinewhistler]

my only three moods :

[animatedtext]

destroy the idea that i will ever calm down

[lovenotlogic]

me: (doesn’t directly tell anyone that i am struggling)

me: kinda interesting how nobody is ever there when i need them ://

[whitepeopletwitter]

The wild Wild West