[bahookies]

someone: where do you see yourself in 10 years?

me: 

[sleepsafe]

i like all those secret dogs underneath very stealthy

[babygoatsandfriends]

hop hop jump HOP

[geeky-renamon-deactivated202006]

Why are there baby goats in an office?

[acheaptrickandacheesyoneline]

Why do you NOT have baby goats in an office?

[abigalihobbs]

[weloveshortvideos]

[slavery]

[thebrothersjonas]

i just tried to get a piece of dirt off of my computer screen using my cursor 

[thebrothersjonas]

have a christmas

[geckghost]

[lulxdd-deactivated20161010]

he was trying to sing along :-(

[e-moms-deactivated20230105]

Oh my goddddss

[kiefbat]

@holdypawsv

[kickassmemes1]

[modenfamily]

[masculinityissofragile]

YES LADIES PLEASE DONT BUY THINGS YOU NEED FOR NORMAL BODILY FUNCTIONS AROUND US GUYS.

[greythegryphon]

Am I the only one distressed that he included toothbrushes on this list?

[skygenders]

[mouseremote147863456]

[yellowpillowcase]

i didn’t reblog this before, but this got better.

[actualdogvines]

ultimate dog noises

[somecleverreference]

I found a pun that works in both English and Spanish

Where do cats go when they die? Purrgatory.

¿De dónde van los gatos cuando mueren? Purgatorio.

[theload]

[waiting-unknown]

Dude it works also in Italian! ‘Dove vanno i gatti quando muoiono? Nel purGATTOrio’

[envahissantecapucine-deactivate]

could also work in french: “où vont les chats quand ils meurent? Au purCHATtoire”

[warning--known--fangirl]

The ultimate pun

[itsmealis]

IT ALSO WORKS IN PORTUGUESE

“Para onde os gatos vão quando morrem? Para o purGATOrio”

[thedinosaurprince]

WE HAVE ACHIEVED PEAK PUN

[learningtoacceptchange]

The pun heard ‘round the world. 

[brandiglanville]

me as a therapist

[doingitforthevine-deactivated20]

[outofcontextarthur]

[the-awesome-quotes]

[lifeascaptain]

This is damn cute.

[coloradohounds]

Life goals tbh

[johnny-3-tears]

This is the best thing I’ve ever seen in my life