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[pendragonshoard]

Itadori: *exists*

Literally Everybody:

[millienery]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY LEORIO!!!!  💕 💕 🎂 The handsomest man to ever exist

[theslowesthnery]

the wretched abomination known as the minotaur has discovered some chalk

[aselfshippingpanda]

Me when I see Joe on screen

[roombagreyjoy]

Warren Kepler is a flat Earther no I won't elaborate goodbye

[strangestarlightmusics]

Warren Kepler, in space, looking at earth: Nope, fake. Flat.

[roombagreyjoy]

"It's the light's reflection, Jacobi. Be educated. Learn."

[strangestarlightmusics]

"How do you think we get wind, Jacobi? It's because we're a platform, have you never been in a cabriolet before?! Jeez"

[roombagreyjoy]

Cue Jacobi forcibly restraining Alana so she doesn't straight up murder their boss

[strangestarlightmusics]

Kepler, unimoressed: "What, and next you tell me the earth is not the center of the solar system?"

"Why do you think it's called a solar system, Sir?"

"Propaganda."

*Jacobi no longer restrains Maxwell after that *

[roombagreyjoy]

Kepler, hanging from a tree branch lost kitten style, slurping beer from one of these bad boys while his subordinates scream and claw at the tree and try to get him to come down

"So much for the tolerant left"

[strangestarlightmusics]

Plot twist: he actually does not know how to get down from said tree. He hid there to get away from the lizard people and now he's stuck. But he won't ever tell them so he just keeps drinking hoping the problem will solve itself at some point (it does, when he is very drunk and they mention he should get inside because of the chemtrails. Then he falls and bruises a rib)

[roombagreyjoy]

Plot Twist number 2: the three of them are idiots and didn't realise Hera had deactivated the no-gravity field and that's why Kepler had pulled off the entire thing. When Maxwell realises she doesn't say anything because she thinks it's hilarious. Kepler starts blaming the lizard people for his fall. Eiffel is terrified about the whole thing and too scared to tell him the lizard people only exist in Star Wars.

[strangestarlightmusics]

It's not that Eiffel suddenly holds his tongue, but he was so baffled that Kepler didn't not know what star wars was, that he tried to explain. Until Kepler put a hand on his shoulder and said 'One more word and I will murder you' so he keeps quiet. He doesn't know that he was the one who reminded Kepler of the Lizard People and cowboy man didn't want him to continue because he was terrified of Eiffel's knowledge of these things. Late at night, he knocks with a flashlight and having disabled Hera listening in: "Tell me everything you know" and sits down cross-legged on the floor, "How did you escape them? What is that movie? Secret?"

[roombagreyjoy]

Eiffel just screams and that prompts Minkowski to put an end to it. Jacobi has everything on tape.

[strangestarlightmusics]

WHY DO I NOW HAVE TO IMAGINE EIFFEL WITH A BROOMSTICK, SCREAMING, TRYING TO SHOO KEPLER OUT OF THE ROOM BUT KEPLER JUST RUNS IN CIRCLES AND ASKS HIS QUESTIONS ANYWAY

[roombagreyjoy]

"TELL ME ABOUT THE ALIENS EIFFEL. WHAT SECRETS DO THEY TELL."

[strangestarlightmusics]

Cutter, meanwhile, having the whole station bugged, is like "Pryce? Miranda, darling, I think Warren has finally lost his mind" he's eating popcorn debating the mission success: total failure or absolutely amazing.

Meanwhile, Eiffel got cornered by Kepler, but the situation got a lot less dire since he just shouted all the species he knows from Star Trek at him. Now Kepler is sobbing into Jacobi's jacket like "This is not how it wooooorks" Lovelace: "How long has he been like this?" Hera: "Ten minutes and five seconds, Captain"

[cherryspliced]

Kicking off the new year with Artemis 💚 hope everyone had a good NYE!

[lilliality]

★ jjk cursed image dump

somebody help them please

(c) please do not use/repost my art! (shares are appreciated :D!)

[blaaart]

[camibami-old]

I love this dynamic

[cary-atherton-art]

you know that one post, right?

[zortchgender-deactivated2024030]

a mostly comprehensive list of ways to incorporate sukuna into non-jujutsu aus

edit: if you ship sukuna or gojo with any of the students, do not interact with or add onto this post. please just block me.

- yuuji’s hot older brother who has rodrick energy. “i’m sorry women” energy. doesn’t have a job. pushes yuuji down the stairs and laughs.

- yuuji’s twin brother who’s so petty about looking identical to yuuji that he gets face tattoos

- yuuji’s deadbeat dad. nothing to elaborate on here I just really want you to think about it.

- yuuji’s imaginary friend/inner voice who doesn’t actually exist. just a very Very mean form of impulse control. a conscience without a conscience.

- the ghost of one of yuuji’s ancestors who’s been haunting yuuji for years and enjoys knocking things off the shelves in yuuji’s home. very fond of britnney spears

- a very fat and very mean cat. ugly. bites people. eats plastic. yuuji found him behind an applebees. he’s very evil but he’s an otherwise normal cat. 

- (my personal favourite) yuuji’s grandfather’s boyfriend. an irate elderly man who met grandpa itadori at the old folks’ home. hates yuuji bc his visits cut into their date time.

- Just Some Fucking Guy Who Looks Like Yuuji

- whatever the fuck mushu was from the original mulan I dont rlly remember it’s been a hot minute since I watched the movie

[jutsuuu]

fucking superb you funky little arsonist

[wizardkings]

Their plan was to gradually crush Kenma…too bad we’re Nekoma. We’ll just get used to it.

[znts]

Throughout the heavens and earth, I alone am the honored one.

五条悟 for Cristen @kiyomie

[asukachii]

Jujutsu Kaisen ED | "Lost in Paradise"

[ankle-beez]

[ratboyray]

if someone had told me yesterday that I’d spend a good chunk of my day today looking thru communist mp100 content i’m pretty sure it would’ve caused instant and irreversible psychic damage