[kosmogrl]

what do you mean I can't control everything, why not

[kosmogrl]

every time something slips out of my control an angel dies

[evardstentacles]

fuck everything. whats the media people ASSUME youre into. what are people surprised that you havent watched/played/whatever

[roombagreyjoy]

There is evil abound (father walked into the room)

[throathole]

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

[throathole]

So true… I have never gained anything useful from tone indicators except for learning that some sentences suddenly end in a handjob

[thememedaddy]

[wishing-winter-star]

worst and most embarrassing message i have ever received... im so ashamed...

[silentevilx-deactivated20160627]

SO I FIND OUT MY FRIENDS AND I ARE ON OUR LOCAL NEWS WEBSITE

We were asked all these questions about how long the costumes took us, how we did it, etc. 

I paused the video right when we were asked how much money we spent on our cosplays and

fjdkaf;jkd;al

does that give you your answer

[manafromheaven]

THIS WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY 

[cheaphalloweencostume]

domming is great until you hit a decision fatigue wall likeeeeee i think youre a fucking grownup and you can decide whether to cum or not on your own. be proactive for once

[cheaphalloweencostume]

disturbing amount of people being like “you’re a bad domme you don’t deserve to domme” girl ur a bad comedy audience you don’t deserve to heckle get outta here

[cheaphalloweencostume]

do you really think im in the middle of sex going “actually you know what? figure it out for yourself.”

[cheaphalloweencostume]

me sucking dick until i get bored

[expressions-of-nature]

[valtsv]

truly one of the most upsetting things to hear in pretty much any context is "i'm used to it"

[valtsv]

let's hear some flat affected cheers and listless applause from the anhedonic crowd

[spider-artdump]

[door]

this is great. slowly we will build a house

[sketchywiring]

Thats crazy dude mind if i join you

[smeared1992]

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

[taliabhattwrites]

Tumblr users will say "queer history" and mean "midcentury archival records from a specific US-American city that I have extrapolated into a universal mythos" and not even blink

[taliabhattwrites]

"learn your queer history" I am from fucking INDIA

[taliabhattwrites]

Maybe your queer elders fictional or otherwise were also influenced by the biases and contradictions of their own circumstances, time and place, and I am no more beholden to their ideas and ways of doing things than I am to any other form of tradition trying to constrain me.

Perhaps history is a conversation and not an edict.

[taliabhattwrites]

I fucking snortled

[roombagreyjoy]

Waiting for the kitchen to get clear is so stressful. Let me have my gucking food

[roombagreyjoy]

Scrampled egg sandwich

[roombagreyjoy]

I can't trust anyone in this house. They're all against me #No Bread #Breadless Sandwich ???? How

[tempered-grace]

very funny to me that calories is legit just a measure of energy. you can convert it to joules. (4186 joules in one kcal). really drives home the absurdity of diet culture.

[dollgirllandsknecht]

She has over 4 megajoules of energy.

and this little lady is only 4 Calories

[roombagreyjoy]

Waiting for the kitchen to get clear is so stressful. Let me have my gucking food

[roombagreyjoy]

Scrampled egg sandwich