what do you mean I can't control everything, why not
every time something slips out of my control an angel dies
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what do you mean I can't control everything, why not
every time something slips out of my control an angel dies
Light Pollution: The Overuse & Misuse of Artificial Light at Night
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#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)
Basically, a translation could be:
I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard
translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good
HARMFUL GAY STEREOTYPES EMBODIED BY MOHG
lives in sewer
kidnaps children actually he was cleared of this one
blood magic
never stops being funny
i have been informed by literally every french speaker on earth that “une pipe” is slang for blowjob
penis isn't real. pussy isn't even real. the only thing that is real, is the pleasure of combat
It's actually super unethical to keep a peeve as a pet
yes!!! thank you!!! I hate when people do this, it's one of my uh... one of my... oh no...
I am no man.
Amazing things happening on Instagram today
Whatever. Go, my hound.
heartbreaking and all too common experience: clicking on the op of a nice piece of art to check out their stuff and finding out that their primary creative outlet is minecraft youtuber fanart
buddy you can not be saying this with the trans pride peter griffin icon. stone in glass house.
ITS IRONIC !!!!!!!!!
the rest of us have no way of knowing that on sight so you're the trans pride peter griffin icon guy now unfortunately. sorry.
I explained the concept of "blorbo from my shows" to my 71 year old immigrant grandfather because I referenced it in passing and I thought nothing of it, until today when he said "I think I'll watch peaky blinders tonight and see my blorbo from my shows" referring, of course, to Cillian Murphy playing Tommy Shelby
English isn't his first language so he's not super in touch with modern slang, so I've been accidentally teaching him to talk like a tumblr user. His favorite thing to say lately is "me when I'm a little hater" when he's like talking shit about the neighbor's son
I explained the “x before gta6” meme to my immigrant father and he, in turn, explained to me how back in his day in Romania, they had the same type of joke, except instead of it being gta6, it was about the imminent death of a singer named Gică Petrescu, who everyone was continuously shocked by because he refused to die. Every time a momentous event happened people would say, in essence: “This happened and Gică Petrescu hasn’t even died yet?!?”
So. He understood the gta6 meme immediately because they apparently had the same thing in Romania when he was young, except way, way more morbid
Anyone have more of these so I can add them to my collection
hey bi people
tumblr users are living in a world wholly their own which I can not help but envy