Craig McDermott

Investment banker at Pierce & Pierce. 27 years old. [rp blog]

[c-mcdermott]

[INTRO POST]

Hey there. I'm McDermott, investment banker at Pierce & Pierce. Here's my business card, if you ever wanna reach me. It gets boring at the office sometimes, so give me a ring if you feel like it. I'm always open to some gossip.

What else? Pizza is my favorite food and oh yeah, I can get a reservation anywhere.

[OOC under cut]

(OOC: hi everyone! This is my first ask blog and I made it just for fun so don't take this too seriously. We've all read the book/seen the movie so obviously be prepared. I try to keep Craig as in character as possible so he might be rude to you! Don't fret, if I answered your ask I (the mod) don't have any problem with you.

In terms of rules:

1. Flirting and nsfw discussion is fine but no explicit stuff

2. I'm open to shipping Craig with basically anyone (legal obviously) tho I ship him with Van Patten atp lol

3. Feel free to harass him but have common sense please

4. Canon interactions are welcome!

5. Just DNI if you don't like anything about this blog.

6. No slurs/outdated language

7. My Craig, my headcanons)

Anyway asks are open! 🩷

[c-mcdermott]

The love YOU feel for men is gay, idk about the rest

I was just asking generally!! 🙄🙄🙄

[c-mcdermott]

Dude just ask for a hug you'll drown in willing arms

There's the sappy bs. I mean ur bros aren't sappy abt it idk why chicks gotta be.🙄😂

[c-mcdermott]

Craig you dont have that issue, no chick is in YOUR bed😂

You wouldn't know.🙄🙄

[c-mcdermott]

If a man loves another man, does that make him gay!?? 🙄🙄

[c-mcdermott]

Why is it always the guy who's gotta be hugging the chick in bed? Isn't that kinda unfair like damn I ain't doing alldat bro.😂 Chicks don't always gotta have it sm better and easier bruh it won't kill ya.😂🙄 Just saying I dunno.😂

[c-mcdermott]

Since we already know whos being pushed against the wall (you), which one is onTOP? I mean its a little obvious david is the topboy but do you lay and he does all of it for you or you go cowboy?🫶

Hey Marsha, what's the definition of sexual harrasment? Isn't that just a woman problem..?

[c-mcdermott]

If you don't like to see dresses and heels anymore what about suits. What about women in suits. What about women and men in suits, in fact.

Suits got the power. 😎💯💯 Women don't wear suits tho. Their suits are some watered down version that doesn't even have a tie. 😒🙄

[c-mcdermott]

UuaHGGghHgg...

[c-mcdermott]

You calling someone a weirdo is crazy work

How so?😂 They were.🙄

[c-mcdermott]

Oh my gggoddddd just say you want to see david in those dresses and heels instead of chicks oh my godddduhhhh

Ain't nobody saying anything like that.🙄😒 You're just putting words in my mouth. Shoo!🙄

[c-mcdermott]

No but i wanna see him in dat dress fr🙏🙏🙏

You're all weirdos.😂🙄

[c-mcdermott]

hello Craig :)

What the fuck are you talking about?

What do "real men" need to take? What exactly is "the feel"?

You should know what people are going to assume based on these posts 🙄

Oh my god it's not that deep aight??🙄 I just said people gotta stop being pussies.😒

[c-mcdermott]

I could take you like a real man ;)

Not a chance. 🙄🙄

[c-mcdermott]

Don't ya'll ever get tired of seeing the same exact outfit on all chicks always?? Like, we've seen the dress and heels.😂🙄

[c-mcdermott]

Has anyone seen @d-vanpatten lately?

[c-mcdermott]

The feel of david in u

Does this even warrant a reply? 😒🙄