C0GW3BS

Hey! We're the Cogweb, a (yet to be diagnosed) system of funny little guys. Not online often, but always checking to see how people respond to our work! Feel free to say hi!

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do u think u could make a blinkie out of this gif? my sluodge :)

Here you go! enjoy your sluodge

[colbullet]

Nice ride

[rah-bop]

Bird Feet Tutorial

I made these feet for my kenku costume. Here are instructions on how to make your own!

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[thehabitatsys]

IN THE H3ART/AD0RKEN

For one thing, they were using real bullets this time. ໑ ' . 𓂅 🥩

everybody say thank you konny for suggesting me Creep 2 which gave me such clefdraki brain rot I made this in 6 hours, they hunt each other for sport or shits and giggles

[panopticon-dweller]

This is how I break my artblock I guess

[c0gw3bs]

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

[monigote001]

Based on this masterpiece

Too nervous to tag the author rn

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He's here

As someone who literally owns and regularly plays a ukulele, drawing a ukulele was about to be the reason i got put on life support

Reference photo

[pukicho]

Is there a shiny pukicho?

Damn straight there is. Someone oil me up

[c0gw3bs]

A tip for the newcomers to the areas of Pennsylvania, where the trees grow thick and coyotes are a common occurrence.

No matter how bright the stars shine,

How loud the forest by your house calls your name,

Or how beautifully the coyotes sing for you;

Never walk outside alone.

This is a no man's land, these forests in the night.

You'll find the calm streams are rapids as the spirits dance.

A night in these unholy woods, is the last for many.

Don't listen to the alluring beauty of the siren that is the forest.

Even if you left home by yourself, you'll find that you're no longer alone. Walking back to your family is sure to bring the spirits with you.

Now listen, as the distant trains, long since abandoned and inhabited by your ancestors, slam together, or chime loudly in their cowbell-ish fashion.

Don't go to them.

Stay far away.

Your ancestors know about your sins. They're angered.

You can hear them scream in the middle of the night.

Or, perhaps, those are the banshees or the faes.

Let this be your time to pray. Pray you and your family will be safe.

This place isnt a calm fantasy.

This is war of real versus unreal.

Don't let them deceive you.

Sweet dreams, my sweet, sweet black flower.

Never wither.

[c0gw3bs]

Dear god WHY please oh my god i dont need reminded of my random poem that god knows which of us wrote Please im on my hands and knees cringing so hard in on myself i might just become a black hole

Context: one of us wrote this bullshit sleepdrunk at 11:45 PM, full moon and a clear night, late september 2019.

We were 12 years old

We live in suburban Pennsylvania

The most dangerous part of the forest by our house is the litter on the ground and maybe a bear somewhere

Our melodramatic 12 year old ass can SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP ITS JUST A FOREST!!!

THOSE LAST TWO LINES HAVE ME GAGGING

I AM COLLAPSING IN ON MYSELF

[cuteness--overload]

[garfield-69]

kimtty

[30000bugs]

FEDERAL DICK TRIED TO PULL ME OVER FOUR A LITTLE BOOZING + CRUISING BUT I REPLACED EVERY WINDOW IN MINE HUMLE SHITBOX WITH STAINÈD GLASS & WHEN THE SUNLIGHT HIT HE WEPT IN REVERENT AWE

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Ow Ouchie Ow Hot Oil System Flag: Flag for systems that accidentally burned themselves with hot oil and now their legs look fucky.

blame @c0gw3bs for this. this is their fault.

(Inside Joke Flag. If you could not tell.)

[c0gw3bs]

i forgot to reblog this

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there's a game which automatically conscripts you into play when you create a tumblr account, and its scoring rubric looks like this

and if too many of the things you want to have sex with are in the pink zone of this triangle you score low.

you have probably seen this game played without realizing it. whenever somebody says "hear me out" they are looking to score more points.

[paper-mario-wiki]

yes, thank you

[c0gw3bs]

I found it. My gender.

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[c0gw3bs]

People dont make enough wing emojis :( So i made some, please tell me if i should make more!! Made sure to include a bunch of variations for other birbs :3

[c0gw3bs]

@miles-is-so-gay just liked this and having someone with that glorious of a handle like my post makes me feel honored