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Important!!

Hey guys! I’m moving to a different acc!!

@c0zmo-writes I’ve reblogged all of my posts here and will continue posting from there! I’m keeping this account up

Tagging my main crew: @possum-quesadilla @raineisinkless @katslitterbox

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@possum-quesadilla collection of images taken from Pinterest + my camera roll.

Hope these cheer you up :)

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Oh to be a cat lounging in a beam of sunlight

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Problem: I haven’t written in a while.

Solution: write.

New problem: I don’t want to.

Solution: ??????

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me getting five notes from my regular mutuals on any given post

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@possum-quesadilla @ten-chocolate-sundaes @katslitterbox @edibleorbeez666 @musical-fiend

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You are also a beloved mutual, Blue !!!!

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Said hi to my bus driver today (I haven’t taken the bus in a long time) and he was gaping at my haircut. For reference, this is what my hair looked like around the last time I went on the bus:

And this is what it looks like today:

It’s a pretty big change, but you know what this maybe 50-something year old man said to me????

“You’ve got that they/he look”

HE TOLD ME I HAD A THEY/HE PRONOUNS HAIRCUT.

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BEETLEJUICE WARRIOR CATS AU

Dude I already have a story kinda figured out????

Like how I'd tweak the main story so it'd fit?????

Ish

So like

Umm

Omg yall

Im gonna rant abt it in a bit

Egeheheheghegegeggehegegeheheheehehehehehehhehe

I just need to pull up the warrior cats naming sheet so that I can remember how to name them 🧍

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Thinking about the time my mom took a video of me surprising my (now ex) boyfriend at his work and I just fucking stood there like the standing man emoji

I still have the video too.

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My sleep playlists!!

This is my big one. I’ve been working on it for a while now. My sibling also added a shit ton of Chet Baker to it. Jazz lovers, enjoy!

This is my selfshipping playlist. I usually take “Fly Me to the Moon”, “Vending Machine of Love”, “Puppy Princess”, and “I Want to Be Your Boyfriend” out of the queue, but that’s just my preference.

This is my sleep playlist but with just my favorite sleep songs. It’s pretty short, but these songs knock me out every time.

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if you guys want a good sleep song, listen to “All Is Found” from the Frozen 2 soundtrack. That song always knocks me out istg

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“Why would the universe go through all that trouble to bring us together, to only make us strangers again in the end?”

— Unknown

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@possum-quesadilla Beetlejuice and Lydia in The Bad Ending

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Something funny that just happened:

I was waiting for my dad to show up and these three young boys (very small, probably 11 or 12) came up to me and asked if I wanted a ride home. I said no and they chuckled and started walking away. Then, I heard one of them say, “wait, was that a girl!???”. One of them said “I DON’T KNOW???”

They all started sprinting away from me. It was odd. And entertaining. Glad to know I confuse people lmao.

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The AUs I’ve been working on are still in progress, so in the meantime, here are some other AUs that never got included on the poll:

Little Shop of Horrors AU

AU where Lydia is Delores’ wingman and tries to get her and Beetlejuice back together

Beetlelands AU where Adam is obsessed with cryptids, ghosts, demons, etc. One day, Beej shows up in their house and things spiral from there

AU where Beej acts like Lydia’s friend, then kills her. They sort of trade lives. Lydia dies, Beetlejuice becomes alive again.

AU where that creepy ass baby Beetlejuice from the second movie is the child of Beej and Delores. Delores drops the kid at his office one day and he makes Lydia help him take care of it

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A small collection of things teachers have emailed to me/commented on Google docs that made me chuckle

Shoutout to my former English teacher for being my beta reader ‼️

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IT’S MY FRIEND’S BIRTHDAY TODAY ‼️‼️

I got him a Hot Topic gift card, some kandi stars, and a bracelet that I’ve been meaning to make him for months now. I’ll get him some candy later.

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Where are these quotes from help

234

Quotes are all from me

234: “People can drive into a ditch, I wanna dress up as Beetlejuice” (4/3/24)

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Photos from today + dinner pics

Time for the food pics

Appetizers I shared with my mom. Left is some kind of pasta made with tomato leaves in a tomato broth. With tomatoes. It was delicious. On the right is some very delicious squash.

Here was my food!! Rainbow trout with other stuff. Very very amazing. Felt like i bit a chunk out of the ocean. In a good way.

Here is dessert! A sorbet made with beets, ginger, and lime! I loved it a lot more than I thought I would. The lime added a nice tangy flavor and the beets gave it this slightly earthy (but not at all bad) taste. I’m not that great at describing flavor stuff. It was crispy crunchy. Made my brain feel nice.

Staff was super friendly. When they brought my mom’s crème brûlée, they added a birthday candle on the side, since we were celebrating her birthday today. It was awesome.