You’re completely correct. Out of my way, able-bodied losers. Fuck you.
I recently got a mobility scooter and my god, does it zip along. I have to keep it at half or 2/3rds inside because it’s just too fast otherwise. My partner (6’) walks at about half speed.
Ngl, I’ve been thinking lately “wow, I’m so much faster in this than I was even when I could walk fast” & how much I love the speed. So while it’s not exactly the same, yeah. I feel ya.

















