Cats Gone Homicidal

Butch Werecat They/It Transmascfem + Agender

[c4tscr4tch]

Wander into the den… and you may never leave

Hello, I’m Kissa, a feline claudiotherian and holothere. This is my blog, where I will share my transformations, thoughts, and opinions.

Enter, if you dare.

⋅࣪ ˖𓆩𓆩𓆩࣪ ⋅❍. ࣪ 𓆪𓆪𓆪 ࣪ ˖⋅

So, you have decided to face the werecat in the woods?

Name: Kissa / Kitty

Pronouns: it / they / star / cat / she / he

Species: Black Maine Coon Cat

Age: 17

Sexuality: Butch Lesbian

⋅࣪ ˖𓆩𓆩𓆩࣪ ⋅❍. ࣪ 𓆪𓆪𓆪 ࣪ ˖⋅

Flags and user boxes:

From left to right and top to bottom:

Ailuranatured: when one’s nature is likened to that of a werecat

Black cat alterhuman: when one’s alterhuman identity is a black cat

Catskeletic: a gender related to skeletal cats

Mooncatgender: a gender related to cats under the light of the full moon.

More flags can be found here, and more userboxes can be found here.

⋅࣪ ˖𓆩𓆩𓆩࣪ ⋅❍. ࣪ 𓆪𓆪𓆪 ࣪ ˖⋅

Practicing witch, but I get busy sometimes with school. I practice a mixture of Finnish and Cherokee spirituality. I mostly work with nature spirits and my ancestors. I work under these beliefs because they are part of my heritage that I have reclaimed after my family assimilated into white American culture.

⋅࣪ ˖𓆩𓆩𓆩࣪ ⋅❍. ࣪ 𓆪𓆪𓆪 ࣪ ˖⋅

I am a werecat, I fluctuate between a humanoid and feline body, but I have the brain of an animal, and tail and ears of a black maine coon.

Stay a while, enjoy the madness, and always, ALWAYS, watch your step.

(Interactions come from @a-star-bear)

[graizy]

I was telling my dad that we learned about artificial insemination at farming camp, and my dad was like, “you know someone has to jack a horse off? It’s someone’s job to jack off a horse?”

As if I hadn’t thought about that, and as if I wanted to continue thinking about that

[girl-on-the-subway]

lowk that feels like animal abuse…

[c4tscr4tch]

Well it’s not like… a guy sitting out in a field jorking the horse. It’s this fake mare that they put out there, the stallion does its thing, then they collect the goo and clean it for the next horse.

Edit: this is not the blog I meant to put this on, but it’s fine whatever

[ballwizard]

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors

[c4tscr4tch]

Send me asks, I won’t bite your hand. Not hard at least >:3

[c4tscr4tch]

Species affirmation and body goals.

[benji-barks]

purposefully using they/them for an it/its user because you "don't want to disrespect them :(" is still misgendering!!

the difference to using it/its respectfully is consent. an it/its user is giving you full consent! just use people's pronouns, please. they are not for your comfort.

[star-is-a-cat]

F on the birth certificate for “failed” bc man I didn’t even get the species right 😔

[prehistoricsystem]

NORMALIZE THERIANS THAT CAN'T DO QUADS!!!!!!!!

NORMALIZE THERIANS WHO DON'T WANT TO DO QUADS!!!!!!

NORMALIZEZE THERIANS WHO DON'T CARE FOR QUADS!!!!!!!!

NORMALIZE NOT NEEDING TO DO QUADS!!!!!

NORMALIZE THERIANS!!!!!!!!!

[c4tscr4tch]

I love eating barbecue, it feels like ripping into a rabbit

[tr4sh-kitti]

I want a tail, ears, claws, and fangsss so badddd!! Why couldnt i just be born a kitty (or at least be able to obtain most of these)

[c4tscr4tch]

Rrrghh they have me going to the vet. “Your hyper mobile” no I’m just a fucking cat

[c4tscr4tch]

Gonna ask out a girl tomorrow

[monoliths-envoy]

L + ratio + my territory is bigger + my primordial pouch hangs lower + my natural camouflage works better + you're mad that you're human + you're jealous of my physical form.

[c4tscr4tch]

I actually am going to kill him.

Like actually. I am going to bring a knife, pin him to that wall in the alley, slit his throat, pull out those “oh so precious” vocal cords, and leave him to bleed out.

[oddlygreenonion]

As a spooky scary cryptid, my dream job is scaring the everliving shit out of people who gave consent to being scared

Let me work at some kind of haunted house or be a monster in a corn maze, I'll absolutely love it

[almosthumanbutnotquite]

Black cat kin/theriotype aesthetic I assigned is:

Witchy!!!

Why?

Black cats have had a bad reputation for a long time, and have been known and associated with witchcraft. Instead of feeling bad for something other people think about you. You use that association as a badge of honor.

DISCLAIMER

This is all for fun! And based off of what I think!

[angel-with-a-tummy-ache]

today a friend told me “no offense, but you’re more of a cat than a person” and I’m still riding that high