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Kankri is my name and I am h9nestly n9t supp9se t9 speak t9 strangers. Trollian: conductingFlocks [Kiddo!Kri] M:A: None

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daryasurati replied to your post: Makes all s9rts 9f s9unds.

Glub glub glub!

Glu6 glu6 glu6!!!

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amenableclairvoyant replied to your post: Makes all s9rts 9f s9unds.

:OO < curious cat noises!

Me9w me9w me9w

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Makes all s9rts 9f s9unds.

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>You would later realize you had been duped and lament your life. Later. Right now minor heart attack is still happening. Kind of just, sigh a little and kneel down.

" The cat lady wouldn’t let herself get eaten by the likes of evil wizards like him, trust me. She’s scary when someone tries to eat her. "

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>So many sniffles and trembling lower lip, maybe you will grow up to be an actor at this rate.

"Okay... What if I ate a meow meow though? I don't wanna eat meow moews."

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>Sit on the floor, cough just a little bit. Just a little. Then cry like you are being savagely murdered.

[freshcutioner]

>Dad senses are tingling. Burst in the room like a ninja. What the fuck happened where did they come from who did the thing.

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>Works like a fucking charm every time. Chokes and hiccups a little before getting a grasp on being able to talk.

"Eridan is an evil wizard and eats the cat lady."

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>Sit on the floor, cough just a little bit. Just a little. Then cry like you are being savagely murdered.

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[freshcutioner]

KANKRI, SHE’S COOL. SHE’S A FRIEND.

ERIDAN DON’T TRAUMATIZE MY BOY.

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you sure? i mean i am the one wwho givves you juice an picks you up wwhenevver you ask

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[amenableclairvoyant]

:OO < i am a real cat! :OO < ask anypawdy who knows me!

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Give me juice and uppies.

[amenableclairvoyant]

:33 < 24/7 juice and ups :33 < where do you live anyway?

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Y9u are a stranger cat I can't tell y9u that ask Eridad.

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kan you do knoww shes not a real cat right

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 I D9NT 6ELIEVE ANYTHING Y9U SAY ANYM9RE EVIL WIZARD!!!!

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you sure? i mean i am the one wwho givves you juice an picks you up wwhenevver you ask

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[amenableclairvoyant]

:OO < i am a real cat! :OO < ask anypawdy who knows me!

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Give me juice and uppies.

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kankri wwizards dont lie its against our code a ethics

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I READ  THE C9MMENT PRI9R Y9U GAVE A SMUG EM9TE Y9U ARE AN EVIL WIZARD I WANT MY DAD

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kan you do knoww shes not a real cat right

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 I D9NT 6ELIEVE ANYTHING Y9U SAY ANYM9RE EVIL WIZARD!!!!

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Why are y9u eating me9w me9ws…

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#DID Y9U FEED ME A ME9W ME9W!!!!

no i did not feed you a meoww meoww relax

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LIES!!!

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kankri wwizards dont lie its against our code a ethics

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I READ  THE C9MMENT PRI9R Y9U GAVE A SMUG EM9TE Y9U ARE AN EVIL WIZARD I WANT MY DAD

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Why are y9u eating me9w me9ws…

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#DID Y9U FEED ME A ME9W ME9W!!!!

no i did not feed you a meoww meoww relax

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LIES!!!

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Why are y9u eating me9w me9ws...