THRESH PRINCE OF BEL-FORUS

My name is KARKAT VANTAS and I am NOT the damned CANDYMAN.

[freshcutioner]

I HAVE BEEN FREED.

[freshcutioner]

I HAVE GOTTEN LOST IN THE DEPTHS OF MY HIVE.

AND BY LOST I MEAN I'VE TRIPPED OVER SOME CLOTHES AND DOWN A COUPLE STAIRS AND AM NOW LAYING IN THE HALLWAY STARING UP AT THE CEILING.

I HAVE GOTTEN LOST IN THE BOWELS OF THIS PLACE AND IT'S NOT GOING TO LET ME GET FREE.

[iamnotathief-blog]

Aww, do we have to? Sometimes, convers8ions get so dull. I’m not one to 8e nostalgic a8out the past either, nor do I reminisce a8out those nights full of drink and merriment that may have lead to interesting f8s come sundown. Hehehe.

[freshcutioner]

OH MY GOD

YOU

[freshcutioner]

WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A LONG DISCUSSION ABOUT WHAT YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW BUT DO.

[freshcutioner]

FUCK THIS I'M OUTTIE.

[freshcutioner]

WHAT THE FUCK.

WHO THE FUCK.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK????

[iamnotathief-blog]

Yeah, it was a stripper! It was…Art something. Arty, something.

[iamnotathief-blog]

ARTINA! Her name was Artina!

[freshcutioner]

NO

[freshcutioner]

WHAT THE FUCK.

WHO THE FUCK.

OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK????

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[freshcutioner]

[amenableclairvoyant]

freshcutioner replied to your post: “freshcutioner replied to your post: “iamnotathief replied to your…”:

I’M OFFENDED. HURT AND OFFENDED.

|OO < fiiine well invite you next time

[iamnotathief-blog]

Rude. Shouldn’t I 8e considered in such a thing? What if I don’t want the Thresh 8ulge? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmm?

[terminallycontaminated-deactiva]

wHo WoUlDn’T wAnT tHrEsH bUlGe tHoUgH?

[amenableclairvoyant]

:OO < hes right! :33 < besides you get the bonus of a thr33way!

[freshcutioner]

WHY.

[amenableclairvoyant]

freshcutioner replied to your post: “freshcutioner replied to your post: “iamnotathief replied to your…”:

I’M OFFENDED. HURT AND OFFENDED.

|OO < fiiine well invite you next time

[iamnotathief-blog]

Rude. Shouldn’t I 8e considered in such a thing? What if I don’t want the Thresh 8ulge? Hmm? Hmmmmmmmm?

[freshcutioner]

PLEASE THE THRESH BULGE ISN'T GIVEN OUT TO JUST ANYONE.

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freshcutioner replied to your post

DON’T LOOK AT PEOPLE IN THAT TONE OF VOICE.

terminallycontaminated replied to your post

yOu GeTtIn SoMe, ErIbRo?

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[freshcutioner]

terminallycontaminated replied to your post: HEY, I HAVEN’T HAD ANY SINCE WAY BEFOR...

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WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT ME LIKE THAT.

[freshcutioner]

HEY, I HAVEN'T HAD ANY SINCE WAY BEFORE KANKRI. LETS ALL FORM A CLUB.

[terminallycontaminated-deactiva]

YoOoOoO, tHeRe’S sUcH a ThInG!? :oO

… wOuLd YoU? :o)

[freshcutioner]

I WAS

I WAS KIDDING. IS YOUR DESIRE TO PAIL THAT SOUL-CONSUMING?

[freshcutioner]

PUTTING THIS HERE FOR ORGANIZATIONS SAKE:

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