Cabbage Cabbage Thats a Lot of Baggage

Trying to write and just- They/Them

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I’ve had this fic idea that I really want to write but don’t have enough drive and it’s honestly -

anyway look! : The title is pending

“Drista, I swear to Prime if you don’t stop right now I’ll-“

“Aw! What’s wrong? Not ‘Big Man’ enough to keep your end of the bet you lost?”

He decided that maybe making a bet with Drista was not the best idea. But he didn’t think he would actually lose. They were betting to see if one of the Demi’s was going to trip going up a set of stairs. However, they made conditions of losing much more extreme than any bet they’ve ever made. So now, he has lost and has to face one of the scariest things he’s ever done.

Live within his very creation.

“You’re on.”

And the last thing Tommy, God of Creation, heard, was the cackle of his only friend, Drista, the Goddess of Mischief, as she let him fall from the clouds into a world he built with the flick of his hand.

HOW WAS THIS?

GOD AU

[cabbagethem]

so

c!tommy hates when people smoke.

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Dont you think for a second I forgot what c!Wilbur said………c!Tommy singing halleluyah to the plants around the camarvan to make them grow better……..hello flower boy Tommy enthusiasts we are WINNING

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MY FLOWER BOY C!TOMMY BRAIN ROT COMING IN CLUTCH FOR THIS STORY IVE BEEN PUTTING TOGETHER

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i’m bored so

i’ve seen a lot of ppl with the hc that c!tommy loves sewing and does it in his free time but i feel like ppl forget

c!tommy’s hands were canonical so shaky in exile that he couldn’t write, and chances are it probably stayed like that after he left.

it would be incredibly hard for him to sew with hands so shaky he can’t write. imagine tommy trying to repair some clothes and realizing that he just can’t.

his hands are too shaky, he can barely hold a needle, can’t even thread it. he picks up other hobbies, ones that don’t require a steady hand, but none of it helps him like sewing did.

once again, dream has managed to take something important from him, and he didn’t even mean to this time.

[cabbagethem]

b-but. but i loved this headcanon

not only has c!dream taken it from c!tommy. but me as well dammit.

(fuck canon i say)

[cabbagethem]

hahah what if, in a winged!tommy au, when c!tommy broke into the prison to kill c!dream, as punishment, c!sam is the one to chop off his wings :D? like how he chopped c!ponk’s arm? ya know?

i’m always finding fics in which it’s c!dream doing. but what about c!sam.

welp i’ve just given myself another idea that i need to write

[cabbagethem]

ive been meaning to say this. but c!tommy is that one kid who was insanely interested in bugs and insects and spiders. like the one that would volunteer to take a spider or roach out of a room. or a moth out of the classroom.

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ive just had yet another idea for an au/just a series fic for dreamsmp. it’s hurting my head and i have work tomorrow but i really want to start writing… but work tomorrow. and then i have my other story that i’ve been trying to outline but then got this idea and oh man.

also, when i do start finally posting works. i will take any and all feedback/critiques because i am a new writer. i’ve just got so much brain rot that i need to put it somewhere

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“ok. canonically. i think everyone in the dream smp has “voices” in their head. Philza started calling his the “crows”. i think technoblade just acknowledges his as “the voices in his head” for tommy, i found a clip of him saying “the voices in my head, aka, the bois”. so, chats are just everyone’s inner voices. good and bad. so NOW, i want more fics in which they all have their voices, not just techno. hell, make it an sbi or entire dsmp thing. but yeah that’s all. “

^^^

this was an old draft. but i have created a whole new au idea that i really like and is going to be one of the first things i write soon i promise. it’s based around the idea of EVERYONE having voices. anyway. that’s all i’m saying

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if only y’all could see my notes

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im trying to figure out ao3 and putting in the relationships. so tell me WHY when i type in techno, the 7th relationship, is KAWAII~ CHAN from MINECRAFT DIARES and TECHNOBLABE

im. im regretting my decisions.

/lh

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i have an idea. i dunno if anyone has done it.

but what if i started a thing called “Dream SMP Side Stories” or something like that.

bunch of short non-canon but lore related stories.

like TFTSMP but not time travel.

just events that most definitely happened that we as the audience, don’t get to see.

i have too many ideas and haven’t gotten started on anything.

also please don’t pay attention to my shit grammar. i’m not writing anything yet so i simply dont care.

take care to those who see this. you are ice cubes.

[cabbagethem]

i have a new idea for a story that i posted under eneli’s twitter that i now wanna write myself.

“what happend in las nevadas, stays in las nevadas”

the night no one there can forget (but in some cases people did in fact forgot) because quackity let the minors in for one day and all hell broke loose

what do the people think

[cabbagethem]

ok. i wanna work on a story in which jack manifold is like a leader of a group of orphan kids that hes been watching over for a few years. then here comes like philza, wilbur, and techno come and help take them off his hands and tell him some shit like “go be a kid mate, youve still got time.” or something.

or maybe they like, get caught? i’m not too sure.

there would be angst because said orphans are all teens and all jack wanted was to be one but ya know, couldnt.

this idea comes from the fact that i love cc jack manifold and he just takes care of tommy and his group of friends whenever they hang out.

[dreamnotnapper]

hi !! idk how many people in mcytblr know this, but i saw this on twitter so i thought id share just in case !!

if you can, please rb so as many people see this as possible. its not your fault if you spelled it incorrectly before, the words sound very similar, but now you know so please keep this in mind !! we cant expect every non-black person to stop using aave, so if you use it please remember to use it correctly ^-^

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I want to write bench trio allium duo, and clingy duo stuff so bad. I have notes on everything I want to write but absolutely no motivation.

[cabbagethem]

ok. ranboo just finished life is strange. so now i have an obligation to turn the dream smp into life is strange.

also yes this would all be platonic you assholes.

starting with:

ranboo: max

tubbo: chloe

tommy: rachel

optimum angst. my head hurts from crying