#mostly crack tho

[asroarke]

So, we’ve had Eliza Taylor play Clarke Griffin, Josephine Lightbourne, and Josephine Lightbourne pretending to be Clarke Griffin. But could we get Eliza Taylor playing Clarke Griffin pretending to be Josephine Lightbourne next if they don’t want Russell to know they brought Clarke back before he builds them their compound???

[mellaithwen]

An “interesting proposal from a former roommate” you say?

……. former roommates consisting of the:

1) recently broken up

2) married (presumably)

3) off finding himself to accommodate filming schedules (Albert)

4) ….nameless frat bros??

5) broken up long enough ago that it won’t be as awkward……

How’s about: Ali’s interesting proposal is she wants a sperm donor and so the rEIGN OF GIRL!DAD BUCK BEGINS..!!!!!

i am joking…..sort of…. aaaand this is also @buttercupbuck ‘s fault from the other day 😌

[itswhatihaveleft]

thesidhegodmother: UR JUST JELLY TOMTOM thesidhegodmother: yes, yes i have me: no u r the jealous one me: plz me: everyone wants to lick these abs thesidhegodmother: i know where u live Me: -muscle flex- thesidhegodmother: u have no threshold me: stfu I do too it's just tiny thesidhegodmother: like ur brain me: that hurts me: too far man me: too far thesidhegodmother: need me to kiss your ego better me: no me: then you might try and do other things me: PLUS me: PLUS me: u burned me me: >:| me: idk who loves u me: but me: I am sorry for them thesidhegodmother: THAT WAS LIEK months ago or years ago whatever thesidhegodmother: Harry loves me thesidhegodmother: yep me: HAHAHAHAHAHA me: no sorry u r not susan me: or uh me: that blonde chick me: w/e thesidhegodmother: blonde chick? thesidhegodmother: oh thesidhegodmother: the little warrior thesidhegodmother: her? me: elaine I think me: not karrin me: tho he loves her too me: so sorry lea me: u lose thesidhegodmother: w/e u still have a small brain thesidhegodmother: (she was so gonna go with small penis, but stopped) me: my threshold has nothin to do with my brain me: which is at least as big as harry's me: it's because I have no home me: T.T thesidhegodmother: even I have that much thesidhegodmother: you poor thing

[bewareofchris]

its been decided:

one day, on his way to visit Leonardo, Ezio falls off the roof and loses his memory and rather than give him back to noble assassin work immediately, Leonardo keeps Ezio has his live-in house boy/maid.  they live a divine life full of complete cleanliness--(except for the odd moment or two whenever Ezio leaps off the top of things onto passerbyers because they are dirty and need washed)--until Mario shows up, glares at Leonardo and demands Ezio be returned.  Leonardo is only sad because his place has never been so clean and Ezio has never been so content or shirtless before.  but alas, the noble assassin work must be done.