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There's a girl out there with a sad life. Her owner beats her. Her neighbor is an asshole. Her family is nuts. Every day for her is hard. But she always rises up again.

Her name... is penis.

exo-appreciation

jpegm4fia

five nights at boobies

charlottan

Come on man

jpegm4fia

five boobs at breasties

ok the filter system on here is so strange cus i sort it so i see the Top Posts of All Time and it'll be like Here is a post with 8 likes and 2 reblogs

#like that's not top of all time 😭😭 u cannot tell me it is #enough tumblring today..ive seen too many long posts unrelated to the tag im searching..

pierppasolini

The Simpsons - 16.20 - Home Away from Homer

#he gets me #the simpsons #looking through the simpsons tag sorry...special interest time..

quix5gg

he's fudanshing out

#the simpsons

bartmobile

marge was born to hag she literally should be at the club with her group of gay guys she should be on poppers tipping the dolls. homer took everything away from her he makes me sick

#the simpsons

sioltach

Today's high schoolers romanticizing 2016 as if there weren't the clown incidents

wizardshark

This isn't even a shit post that actually happened

i could never date a youtuber because what if i walk in on them filming one of those skits where they play multiple people . its over . its so over . they're taking shirts on and off to show that they're a different character . i dont think im attracted to you anymore

#new ick unlocked...i can't stop thinking abt this #glad im a lesbian because what if i dated a guy who puts a shirt or towel on his head to convey that he is the woman character in the skit #jamie.txt

len-yx

Guess who she’s calling challenge #IMPOSSIBLE

#umamusume

dogpuppy

boccher

crotch is literally the most comfortable place to lay your hands. especially with thighs pressing on them. but im scared people will think im a pervert of sex

bubblegum-gf

the name Mark sounds like it should be short for something. I think Markiplier had the right idea making Mark short for Markiplier

xrd

The thoughtful and heartfelt pervert has logged on

melvi0

#umamusume

smallshrimphell

They should have an oarfish emoji that’s four times as long as any other emoji

whyenn-reader

disabilities are not superpowers, that being said having auditory processing disorder my entire life made me insane at freestyling, cause my mental libary of homophobic phrases (rhymes) is massive and keeps expanding every day

whyenn-reader

HOMOPHONIC PHRASES HOMOPHONIC HOMOPHONIC SOUNDALIKES RHYMES ECHOS

HAVING AN EXTENDED LIBRARY OF HOMOPHOBIC PHRASES DOES NOT HELP YOU WITH FREESTYLING UNLESS YOU ARE EMINEM.

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