I am afraid of seafood

C, 27, Bone Dry and So Scared

[smallshrimphell]

[dacuala]

Artificial Intelligence (AI) was a fringe application of linear algebra used to create videos of domestic animals at doorsteps. [1] [2]

[binturong-of-the-day]

The binturong of hope

[smallshrimphell]

I go to the doctor and they hit my pussy with a big wrench. Fixed 👍🏼

[dragongirlsweetie]

lays a 136 GB egg in your hard drive. and you can't delete it because i'm an endangered species

[ewaneneollav]

your edible will never kick in because you are a bad person

[yersidoll]

[crabanarchy]

Find the object that you treasure most and take it to a bridge over a busy highway. Hold it out with both hands as far as you can reach, and count the number of fingers you dare to remove from your grip. Repeat this with your second, third and fourth most valued, sentimental posessions. The resulting 4-digit code will open the safe where I keep my Yu-gi-oh! collection

[smallshrimphell]

The VPD if they were hippos: I’m a Rippo Elaina!!!

[izzetheking]

So you don't care about leafs/berrys no more?... Lol..

ok when did i say that

[smallshrimphell]

Rip Elena Gilbert you would have loved bubble tea

[evergreen-femme]

i have literally been saying this for my entire adult life

[girlvasectomy]

[smallshrimphell]

I don’t believe in an afterlife per say but I staunchly believe that animals get to spend the hereafter with the one person they love the most and if you’re not picked you spend eternity in nothingness. And so If it were up to me I would spend eternity with my cat Percy and he’d pick the ham sandwich I dropped in my kitchen three years ago.

[smallshrimphell]

The wrong Parmesan can ruin your evening

[medievaljournalist]

so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold

[cloudabserk]

can i be honest. im not a huge fan of omega verse or anything but naruto does act like a stereotypical alpha constantly. he’s always like screaming and crying and turning into a demon because someone has tarnished sasuke’s name

[wolfstrong]

Last night was a tubi original