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𝕽𝖚𝖑𝖊𝖘 & 𝕭𝖎𝖔𝖌𝖗𝖆𝖕𝖍𝖞
below are #34 quotes taken from the second season of the american television series law and order: svu. feel free to change pronouns as necessary.
“You have to sleep to have nightmares.”
“A man stands up and takes responsibility. A man isn’t afraid to face the consequences of his actions.”
“If I can get over that, I will have my life back completely.”
“Well, move slow as fast as you can.”
“I guess if I ever have kids I’ll have to call them ‘munchkins’.”
“You carry that around in your purse?”
“I leave it at home so the appliances can defend themselves.”
“I dream of angels, but I live with demons.”
“When I said I’d have dinner with you I thought we might be sitting.”
“I’d be happy to talk to anyone with a brain.”
“There are five stages of grief. Try not to go through them all at once.”
“Whatcha got there, Spanky?”
“You’re good. But I’ve been taken by better.”
“Under the law, you’re responsible for his death.”
“Then why’d I get my period?”
“If I don’t keep some mystery you might grow bored and stop loving me.”
“Want some syrup with those flapjacks there, slappy?”
“A lapdance is a pretty strong signal.”
“She saw the new *NSYNC video and was sadly disappointed, as was I.”
“The law isn’t always about justice.”
“You must have some innermost secret.“
“Anybody who recognizes her, raise the hand not holding up your clothes.”
“You never have to thank me for that.”
“Boy, I am running out of reasons to defend you.”
“Praise makes me hungry.”
“Take a nap. I’ll let you know how it turns out.”
“I’ve read the same paragraph five times and I still have no idea what it says.”
“While we’re there, remind me to get party tape for the twins’ birthday party. I don’t want to have to use crime scene tape.”
“I’m not tipping all of you.”
“Don’t people have sex in bed anymore?”
“Eight months of the cold shoulder, now I can’t shut you up.”
“Yeah, well Aunt Mary is a few tea bags shy of a full pot.”
“Ah, 500 calls since 11:00 and more sightings than Elvis. Wanna trade places?”
“You know, it’s the middle of the night, and I’m sitting here realizing I spend more time with you than I do with my own family.”
𝙼𝙴𝙼𝙴 𝙲𝙰𝙻𝙻 !!
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* dynasty sentence starters !
taken from the 2018 reboot of the hit drama dynasty . adjust / edit pronouns as needed
‘ this is inexcusable . ’ ‘ i just want to be left alone . ’ ‘ you’re with me . ’ ‘ no one will be looking at you . ’ ‘ i answer to no man . ’ ‘ __ that’s why i love you. ’ ‘ i can’t take you away from your life , and all the things that make you happy , for my own issues . ’ ‘ now she’s gone and lost her mind . ’ ‘ they should learn my name before they’re fired. ’ ‘ you wanna gaslight me ? i’ll set the gasoline on fire . ’ ‘ you bitch ! ’ ‘ you’re gonna wish you buried me . ’ ‘ i’m evolving . ’ ‘ that’s mature . ’ ‘ it’s a pain in the ass . ’ ‘ happy birthday jesus ! ’ ‘ as you know , i have a long list of flaws . ’ ‘ i’m so glad you’re back . ’ ‘ what is it you wanted to tell me ? ’ ‘ i may have gotten someone pregnant . ’ ‘ how did you even find us ? ’ ‘ quick question : is there a cactus where your heart should be ? ’ ‘ __ i’m being charged with murder . ’ ‘ i can’t go to an 80′s dance party . ’ ‘ that may be the worst thing i’ve ever heard you say . ’ ‘ i feel terrible . ’ ‘ i don’t know what else you want me to do . ’ ‘ you are unbelievable . ’ ‘ i’ve caught you red - handed , and you’re doubling down on more lies . ’ ‘ you don’t even know me . ’ ‘ are you waiting for someone ? ’ ‘ you just waltz back in here with your mediocre jokes and what ? i’m supposed to forgive you ? ’ ‘ i’ve been thinking about you a lot . ’ ‘ why do men always have to ruin everything by talking about their feelings ? ’ ‘ you sure do move fast . ’ ‘ who do you think i am ? ’ ‘ you’ve got me to protect you now . ’ ‘ am i really that unloveable ? ’ ‘ why does everyone always abandon me ? ’ ‘ i’m still here . ’ ‘ that’s why i’ll always win . ’ ‘ but to hell with him . ’ ‘ __ , you’re being reckless . ’ ‘ this is how new dynasties are born . ’ ‘ way to ruin my exit . ’ ‘ it’s locked . ’ ‘ i run this town . ’ ‘ i make the rules , and i always win . ’ ‘ as long as he doesn’t take his shirt off , or look at me with his eyes , i should be able to stay focused . ’ ‘ it will take me a lifetime to repay you for everything you’ve done for me . ’ ‘ i can’t remember the last time anyone did something so nice for me . ’ ‘ have you ever heard of knocking ? ’ ‘ i’m in love with you , __ . ’ ‘ forever is a fantasy . ’ ‘ the truth is i can’t be without you . ’ ‘ i’m here to apologize . ’ ‘ you are my responsibility , like it or not . ’ ‘ we are bound together for life . ’ ‘ if i hadn’t already slept with you , i totally would right now . ’ ‘ i’m not going anywhere . ’ ‘ i totally don’t blame you if you just wanna walk away and never look back . ’ ‘ i’m here for you , remember ? ’ ‘ intervention or surprise party ? ’ ‘ i did think about you - a lot . ’ ‘ but i think if we survive that , we can survive anything . ’ ‘ you’re fired . ’
karolina dean + pink floral dress [one of my favorite looks]
Reblog this your muse gets nightmares.
The Holiday Farm Fire east of Eugene, Oregon, which has torched more than 160,000 acres in the Willamette National Forest -- an area slightly larger than the city of Chicago -- is growing rapidly. It spread 5,000 acres Friday alone, officials say.
my home is on fire and the only thing firefighters can do at this point is protect the major cities and clean up the fire’s path...
that sass.
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GREY’S ANATOMY QUOTES STARTERS MASTERLIST
’ I believe if you were dead the world would be a better place. ’
’ You are not my knight in shining whatever. ’
’ I’m not sure we’re worth fighting for. ’
’ I’m gonna eat candy in the dark and pretend I’m home alone. ’
’ Sometimes it’s actually painful to be around you. ’
’ They say if you talk out loud while you look for something, you find it faster. ’
’ This is your love day. ’
’ I’d lose that crazed smile before you start cramping. ’
’ It’s harder to love someone than walk away from them. ’
’ No, I choose me. ’
’ We’re adults, we’re going to fight. ’
’ Everyone said I was ready. You said I would be okay, so I thought I should just do it and get it over with. But I wasn’t ready for…to be… ’
’ I met a puppy once that was half German Shepherd, half teacup Chihuahua. And all I could think was…how did you happen? ’
’ You should go. Cause I’m about to nut punch you. ’
’ Found it. It’s so old, it’s not even in the computer. ’
’ I wasn’t sure what you’d be in the mood for, so I kind of got everything. Champagne, tequila, pinot noir — pick your poison. ’
’ You are not a person who makes promises he doesn’t keep. ’
‘ I only dance it out when something bad’s happened. ’
‘ People aren’t always who you think they are. You learn to see through it. You learn fast. ’
‘ You’re a surgeon, we make mistakes. We need to be forgiven. ’
‘ You don’t teach by shoving someone else’s face in the dirt. That’s just being mean. And small. ’
‘ Did he say anything to you before you killed him? Can you tell me what his last words were. ’
‘ I’m happy and I never thought I would be again. But I am, and that’s all I need. ’
‘ Aw sweetie, this is about me, this isn’t about you. ’
‘ THIS is what feminism looks like, sir. ’
‘ I think you’ll be a good dad. Your babies will be so foul-mouthed and dirty and cute. ’
‘ I am qualified to tell you how to survive. ’
‘ My husband is dead. Yeah, I’m gonna play that card. ’
‘ Why do people constantly feel the need to kill their arteries. ’
‘ Optimism for the win. ’
‘ I told you to keep that baby in. ’
‘ All my orgasms are gonna be self-made, hand-crafted ones. ’
‘ Just because we can live without something, it doesn’t mean we have to. ’
‘ You want to be a mess, be a mess. I don’t care, I can take it. ’
‘ I just got here. I haven’t had a chance to screw anything up yet. ’
‘ Maybe you’ll get lucky and you’ll snip out the part that makes her kinda bitchy. ’
‘ It’s her song, so get off the stage and let her sing it. ’
‘ I love you in a really really big, pretend to like your taste in music, let you eat the last piece of cheesecake, hold a radio over my head outside your window, unfortunate way that makes me hate you, love you. ‘
‘ I’m not good at relationships or talking about stupid feelings. ’
‘ I’m still in love with you. I tried not to be, but it didn’t work. ’
‘ You’re my sister, you’re my family, you’re all I’ve got. ‘
‘ Everyone needs help from time to time. Someone to look out for them. Make sure they’re okay. ’
‘ There comes a point when you have to suck it up and stop whining and start living. ‘
‘ You died in my arms. You freakin’ died. ’
‘ That’s where love exists. In delusional fantasies. ’
‘ Ah, tonight I have things planned that don’t include her screaming your name. ’
‘ I take things personally. I get too emotional. ’
ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ﹣> sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ @aluraze said ·· as bad as it seems , there is good and you will find it . i promise . ··
her brow furrows as she pinches the bridge of her nose, tossing her glasses onto the desk in front of her, “ you say that, but every day there are people out there proving otherwise... ” her tone sounding more defeated than she would’ve liked. “ we’ve both seen the nastier sides of this life, how have you managed to find it? ”
ᴀɴsᴡᴇʀᴇᴅ ᴍᴇᴍᴇ ﹣> sᴛɪʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴇᴘᴛɪɴɢ
@thanagrian said ·· look at you being the bigger man. i mean, smaller bigger man. he’s taller. ··
the blonde looks over at the detective, her brow slightly raised as a small smile begins to appear on her lips, “ i appreciate the sentiment, he’s a thousand dollar defense attorney who practically oozes sleezeball when he walks into the room... it’s a shame, because he was somewhat of a decent guy when we went to law school. ”
supernatural s1ep17 sentence starters
“ come on, man, is it much further? i’m cold.”
“ how did you find this place anyway?”
“ oh, i am so not going in there.”
“ we came all the way out here, might as well check it out.”
“ let’s just hurry this up and get back to the car, alright?”
“ want me to hold your hand?”
“ ew. shut up, you loser!”
“ ooh, look, it’s the evil root cellar. where satan cans all his vegetables.”
“ get your candy-ass down here and see for yourself.”
“ i don’t see anything scary. do you?”
“ what? what is it?”
“ ha-ha. very funny.”
“ not a lot of scenery here. kind of gotta make your own.”
“ we’re not kids anymore.”
“ we’re not gonna start that crap up again.”
“ that prank stuff. it’s stupid and it always escalates.”
“ what’s the matter? you afraid you’re gonna get a little nair in your shampoo again, huh?”
“ all right. just remember you started it.”
“ most of those websites wouldn’t know a ghost if it bit them in the persqueeter.”
“ there’s no harm checking this thing out.”
“ it was the scariest thing i saw in my whole life, i swear to god.”
“ i think it was blood.”
“ i had my eyes closed the whole time.”
“ rumor has it you might know about one.”
“ i didn’t think there was anything to the story.”
“ i don’t know what the hell to think, man…”
“ this was not a prank. i swear to god, i don’t wanna go anywhere near that house ever again.”
“ that’s exactly why you never get laid.”
“ hey, what about this one? you seen this one before?”
“ what are you doing here?”
“ what the hell are YOU doing here?”
“ i belong here. i’m a professional.”
“ oh, you gotta be kidding me.”
“ and i know who you are too… an amateur.”
“ so if you don’t mind. i’m trying to conduct a serious, scientific investigation here.”
“ huh. so, have you ever really seen a ghost before, or…?”
“ dude, come on, man. we did our digging. this one’s a bust.”
“ i say we find ourselves a bar and some beers and leave the legend to the locals.”
“ that’s all you got? it’s weak. that is bush league.”
“ why do i have to go in there?”
“ i’ll take the homicidal ghost, thanks.”
“ would you ever take that dare?”
“ hello? is anybody there?”
“ i think maybe we missed something.”
“ i don’t believe it.”
“ i got an idea.”
“ who you gonna call?”
“ come on, we don’t have much time.”
“ i dare you to take a swig of this.”
“ what the hell would i do that for?”
“ i double dare you.”
“ i hate rats.”
“ you rather it was a ghost?”
“ what the hell kind of spirit is immune to rock salt?”
“ maybe we should just go.”
“ sweet lord of the rings…”
“ it’s bugging the hell outta me.”
“ this whole damn job’s bugging me.”
“ that explains why it went after you, but why me?”
“ i thought it was funny at first, but… now that girl/guy is dead.”
“ it was just a joke. you know, i mean - none of it was real. we made the whole thing up. i swear.”
“ hey, where were you?”
“ hey, why don’t you get dressed? i wanna go grab something to eat.”
“ dude, what’s your problem?”
“ people believe in santa claus. how come i’m not getting hooked up every christmas?”
“ because you’re a bad person.”
“ how the hell are we supposed to kill an idea?”
“ man, i think i’m allergic to our soap or something.”
“ you did this? you’re a frigging jerk.”
“ no, no, no. NO, forget it. forget it! i’m not going back in there again.”
“ i know, but i’ve never actually seen a real ghost before. like, a real ghost! like, an apparition!”
“W.W.B.D. what would buffy do? huh?”
“ oh, look at that. action figures in their original packaging. what a shock.”
“ why should i trust you?”
“ well, i have an obligation to kick your little ass right now.”
“ slow your roll, buddy. they’re gonna know we’re excited.”
“ if you pull that string one more time, i’m gonna kill you.”
“ come on, man. you need more laughter in your life.”
“ you know, you’re way too tense.”
“ you didn’t.”
“ i barely have any skin left on my palm.”
“ what the hell are you trying to do? get yourself killed?”
“ so these - these guns don’t work?”
“ come and get it you ugly son of a bitch.”
“ that’s your solution? burn the whole damn place to the ground?”
“ it’s fast and dirty, but it works.”
“ little lingo for ya.”
“ anywho, excuse me. i’m off to la-la-land.”
“ well, congratulations, that sounds really great.”
“ oh, yeah, luck, it’s got nothing to do with it. it’s about talent. you know, sheer, unabashed talent.”
“ i’m the one who put a dead fish in their backseat.”
“ truce?”
“ yeah, truce. at least for the next hundred miles.”
( * & . A MILLION LITTLE THINGS / SENTENCE STARTERS .
‘ you might not have been able to save them , but you sure as hell saved me . ’
‘ you are not the best part of my life … you are my life . ’
‘ delicious , delicious . that man is delicious . ’
‘ he’s like a chocolate george clooney with a caramel gosling center . ’
‘ look at you being the bigger man . i mean , smaller bigger man . he’s taller . ’
‘ i know this sounds crazy , but that is not the worst thing that ever happened to me . ’
‘ i’m happier than i’ve ever been and i’m not playing by the rules anymore . ’
‘ it’s perfectly normal to change your shirt fifteen times before going to play video games . ’
‘ you say everything happens for a reason . i can’t find a reason for this . ’
‘ it absolutely kills me that i wasn’t there for you . ’
‘ that was one time . and i’m sober now . ’
‘ happy birthweek is not a thing . ’
‘ i truly believe everything happens for a reason . the challenge in life is to find that reason . ’
‘ it’s not that i don’t want to live . i just don’t want to live like this . ’
‘ i dare you to go steal her mic and sing ‘ ( insert song here ) ’ . your version , wrong lyrics and all . ’
‘ i have so many feelings that i can’t process because i’m too ashamed to admit that i have them . ’
‘ when i first met you , you said what you needed was a time machine . where would you go if you had one ? ’
‘ sometimes i get really sad for no reason . actually , a lot of times . ’
‘ i tried . i tried to be the man you taught me to be . i tried not to ask for help . ’
‘ you’re allowed to be angry . you’re allowed to feel whatever it is that you feel . ’
‘ i can’t do this . i can’t hurt you . ’
‘ if you’re in there , can you just knock three times please , so that i know that you’re still alive ? ’
‘ listen , i’m sorry . i tried . i can’t not care . ’
‘ not that you need my permission , but you deserve to be happy . ’
‘ you’re right , i don’t know what i’m talking about . ’
‘ i always thought the next apartment i would rent would be for us . ’
‘ i have seen porn flicks with more plot twists than your love life . ’
‘ maybe you should stop taking shots at me and get them back . or is it your plan to stand there and do nothing and lose them forever ? ’
‘ you’re always so fast to assume that it’s my fault , but guess what ? you don’t know ! ’
‘ you know what life is really about ? friendship . you and me . right here . yeah , us . that’s what it’s about . ’
‘ of course i’m scared . i thought you of all people could understand that . ’
‘ dare me to do anything and make it really hard . ’
‘ i was here , dammit , until i wasn’t . ’
‘ you can’t worry so much about tomorrow that you forget to live today . be here . ’
‘ it’s got to be the hardest thing i did in my life . ’
‘ sometimes you can’t do the fun thing – the thing that makes you happy . you have to do the right thing . ’
‘ whatever we did , whatever happened , we also created a life . ’
‘ how can something so small cause so much pain ?! ’
‘ the thing is i don’t have time to be angry because i have to use up all of my energy to make sure that he is okay . ’
‘ you’re not the boss of you anymore . ’
‘ slight problem . he found the pregnancy test . ’
‘ just because you’re scared , doesn’t mean you shouldn’t do it . ’
‘ there’s nothing you can say to change the fact that i love you . ’
‘ this is your baby . it’s just , it’s too much . we hurt too many people . ’
‘ it’s bad enough you wrecked your marriage but don’t try to wreck mine . ’
‘ you may think you have a bulletproof relationship , but so did i . ’
‘ wow , i don’t want you to take this the wrong way , but i really wish you hadn’t met me . ’
‘ you don’t get it . i know you think i’m distant . i am just trying to survive . ’
‘ there’s a history of ‘ we don’t talk about that ’ in my family . ’
‘ as bad as it seems , there is good and you will find it . i promise . ’
no one can tell what goes on between the person you were and the person you become. no one can chart that blue and lonely section of hell. there are no maps of the change. you just come out on the other side. 𝚘𝚛 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚍𝚘𝚗’𝚝.
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𝑓𝑜𝑟 𝑦𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑠, 𝑖 𝑐𝑜𝑛𝑣𝑖𝑛𝑐𝑒𝑑 𝑣𝑖𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑚𝑠 𝑡𝑜 𝑓𝑎𝑐𝑒 𝑡𝘩𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑎𝑡𝑡𝑎𝑐𝑘𝑒𝑟𝑠. it's time. for me to step up. i have lost my home, my job, my friends... my mother died and i couldn't even go to the funeral. 𝚕𝚒𝚊𝚖 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚘𝚛𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚗𝚘𝚝 𝚐𝚘𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚝𝚊𝚔𝚎 𝚖𝚢 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚜𝚌𝚒𝚎𝚗𝚌𝚎 𝚝𝚘𝚘
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smarch was in 4x07 of greys anatomy and you know what... i’d be lying if i said i wasn’t thinking about throwing in a verse where alex cabot being in the witness protection program in seattle, washington as a lawyer for the hosptial...
WHAT SHAPE DOES YOUR PAIN TAKE ?
ghosts
your pain takes the shape of ghosts, haunting you, always there. No one would believe you if you told them, or understand even if they did. you don't know how to make them go away, or what they want. they just follow you, casting shadows over all you do, being your fears and the embodiment of all you've lost or are afraid of losing. they can’t touch you though.... can they? due to the number of questions in the comments about what to do about your answer, i’ve added some strategies that might be helpful on each answer. Find a way to make peace with your ghosts. They want something, whether that's to be remembered or to help you avoid a problem, but they're going about it the wrong way. A lot of people mentioned their ghost being a friend or family member who left in some way, who seems to haunt the present with their absence or guilt of some variety. Others mentioned anxiety that wouldn't leave them alone. For a lost person, try having a goodbye ceremony that's personal to you, whatever you see fit, and no matter how long ago the person left or whether they're still alive. Then try to envision the life you want to have, just you, no other people included for the time being, like your dream job, house, happiness level, etc. Now think... Wouldn't that person want you to have that? Would they want to be the thing stopping you from the life you want? If the answer is yes, they would want that for you, then you should do it both for them and for yourself. If no, they wouldn't want that, are they worth spending your limited lifetime on? Is it worth jeopardizing your future and happiness for someone who doesn't want you to live your best life?
For anxiety... Find the root. Anxiety is irrational, but it stems from somewhere in life. For me it was a stressful home life that led to worrying about everything from money to loud noises to even having outside activities. And I can't control the anxiety impulses, but I can take a moment to acknowledge them when they happen and be like "Hey, you're here to protect me because in the past making this purchase would lead to someone yelling at me, but things are different now and it's okay. I can buy this." Thinking of the best and worst-case scenario is also helpful sometimes, like with public speaking. Worst thing that can happen? You mess up and look stupid. Maybe get teased about it the next day. Best thing that can happen? It all goes smoothly and I get to feel good about myself. Then I like to mix the two... "I mess up and look stupid, but I get to feel good about myself for going up and doing something scary." It's a healthier mindset and helps me to do things I might not otherwise do.
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