Land of Typos and Redbull

(( an indie multimuse blog. just send in a starter and specify a muse, and we're good to rp :D ))

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"It’s fine that you forgot, but you’re still a big dope."

[beyelmun-deactivated20140107]

 ”Okay, barring the fact I am essentially a huge asshole… I’ll teach you to swim, okay?”

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"No problem fishbutt!"

[tru2002]

Put a letter from A-Z in my ask and I’ll tell you 1 thing I love which starts with that letter.

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[beyelmun-deactivated20140107]

Wait, why is she looking at you like that?

 ”Oh. Sorry.”

Well, shit.

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"It's fine that you forgot, but you're still a big dope."

[beyelmun-deactivated20140107]

 ”Hey, Carchi… Let’s go swimming. You do know how to swim, right?”

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I FINALLY FIxED THIS PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTERX!

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It's been so long everyone!

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(( whoops i'm back now ))

[buncarnival]

Hey Babe

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Introducing: Zavija

Hi? Who am I supposed to be greeting..?

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Carnivorous Bees Discovered in Columbian Rain Forest Ecologists in June made a fascinating discovery deep in the rain forests of Columbia; bees that kill, and consume, animal tissue.  Ecologists say that in an environment populated by an increasing amount of animals that feed on flowers and their nectar, this genus of bees had to adapt to a different source of nutrients.  Bees will actually make their combs inside the deceased flesh of large mammals, use the energy to create a new generation of the bees, and move onto a new host.  The entire process from attack to complete consumption is thought to take as little as three weeks.

Pictured here is a hive made from the remaining flesh of a threatened species of red brocket deer native to Columbia.  The neck and head is clearly visible.  The deadly bees are thought to overwhelm large mammals until they perish, then construct a hive in the animal’s corpse, using it as a reservoir of nutrients.  There are no reports of the bees attacking humans, but Patrick P. Howard, expert of tropical insects, says not to rule anything out.

The most frightening aspect of this discovery however, is that these bees may be on the move.  Howard says there may be some cause for concern, “We haven’t found any direct evidence of the killer bees migrating north, but the reports that lead to this discovery came out of not South America, but Mexico."  Howard explained that climate change may be responsible for the alleged migration of the bees, “If something isn’t done to reverse climate change in the next few years, we may see these bees as far north as Seattle Washington in under a decade."

[bradofarrell2-deactivated201311]

nonononono

[caseymalone]

COOL JUST GETTING IN MY ROCKETSHIP TO LITERALLY ANY OTHER PLANET WITHOUT MAN EATING BEES K BAAAAAI

[torn-by-dreams]

NO.

[uponthemoorsx]

GET ME A TICKET TO NOPE AND FUCK THAT VILLE. 

[sadieyuki]

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[kushinadattebane]

SEND ME '' ღ '' IF YOU THINK I'M QUALITY.

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anon compliments out of nowhere 

[ouremptypromises]

here’s a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don’t be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you. they’re not depressed because they’re single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

[aloneindecember]

THIS

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sma(kin kitsir in the fa(e get b()rin s()m()ne pay attenti()n t() me

[beyelmun-deactivated20140107]

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>His tendef kisses brought a smile to her face. "I’ll tell you. I want the same."

[beyelmun-deactivated20140107]

"Alright. So, then… Um. What do you want me to do now..?"

*==> You have no idea what to do in this situation and you are the most awkward turtle that a non-turtle can get.*

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"... I have no idea what's supposed to happen next... Should we just kiss and stuff...?"

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>She lays back and pulls him on top her. "I don’t think you get just how much I like it."

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"Well, why don’t you tell me~?"

*==> You smile, nervous of doing something wrong, and tenderly kiss her lips.*

”..Let me know if anything I do makes you uncomfortable. If this is going where I think it’s going, then I want it to be perfect - I don’t want to hurt you or frighten you."

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>His tendef kisses brought a smile to her face. "I'll tell you. I want the same."