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birth father of all tumblr users

[cachet]

YOU SEE THESE DOGS IN YOUR FRONT YARD JUST KNOW UPSTAIRS IM GOING HARD!!

[zhyroh]

He’s just a boy in love..

[wizard0rb]

had a dream last night that jerma became like a mainstream celebrity by pioneering a new type of stream where he would play a game like normal but every once in a while he would let chat "peep the horror" and put this like red and black pulsating mass on screen (it kinda looked like an ai generated image) and the whole deal was that everyone who saw it thought it was the funniest thing they'd ever seen but every time he'd show it one viewer who saw it would die

[adhdo5]

NEVER do your best. QUIT

[perfectday1972]

wish my life was like a 90's movie where all my friends work in record stores and bookshops and coffee shops and we see really cool bands in small little clubs and get breakfast together and like hang out on roofs and shit

[phlebotomies]

[bisexualdemondean]

Hey how many swords do u have

Sword of a lot

[antisocial-butterflies-deactiva]

Blocked

[bisexualdemondean]

Parried

[cachet]

redraw of this bozo who want him

[starbage]

ralsei off the shits

[cachet]

“i can fix him” i can draw him with his balls out we are not the same.

[factual-fantasy]

Sans would then go on to explain that he has also already completed the fossil section of his museum, and he wasn’t aware that duplicate fossils were a thing. “i would just bring my fossils to bathers and he always wanted to take em..”

He would probably then go on to say how annoying the Alexandra Birdwings and Golden Stags are because they’re the only two bugs he seems to be able find. Much to kids’ horror. XD

I fully believe that Sans would be luckiest and most infuriating ACNHs player. Popular villagers just stumble onto his island willy nilly.. he shoves all of his flowers into one corner of his island and gets blue roses without even trying or knowing how rare they are.. he magically picks out the legit artwork without even knowing that there are fraudulent works in the mix.. He probably just casually goofs around in game amongst these highly valuable things that he’s just magically stumbled into, much to the annoyance of everyone else. And the best part is that he either wouldn’t know how valuable this stuff is or he just wouldn’t care. XD

[brandneweyescd]

*through gritted teeth* normal. normalcore

[frankencain]

[utopians]

haters see me and say christ what is that

[pjharvey-moved-deactivated20250]

i think this is the best tinder bio i’ve ever seen i can’t stop saying “new type of girl theyre testing out” to myself over and over

[ratfuck]

says "more like craptocurrency" and the value of all fake internet money drops so hard that nerds start throwing themselves out of high rise buildings like 1920s stock traders

[dirtfaggot]

crapitalism

[minecraftsz]

(struggling to alert a room full of teenage astronauts without them laughing at me (i was brought on yesterday and do not have their trust yet)) …comrades there is a… double agent… within… our ranks… and we believe he is hiding in the… air conditioning system ……… if you notice anyone acting ss….sstrange (nice save)… like they are… pretending… to do…. chores…….. please do not hesistate to call an … urgent assembly. be aware that if you are this… impersonator… we will not wait to… eliminate you into space

[minecraftsz]

(giggling, trying to relate to the room full of teenage astronauts i employ and want to trust me) “crew mates” there is an “imposter” “among us”… we believe he is hiding in the “vents”, if you notice anyone acting “sus” - maybe “faking tasks” - call an “emergency meeting”. if you are the imposter please know we won’t hesitate to “eject” you

[patronizing-deactivated20250728]

why is my teacher roleplaying with me in a formal email

[ifuc]

*pulls you closer* youre failing trigonometry