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[adhdo5]

Yaojue in gay love

[porcelain-dollbones]

snakes really make you appreciate how gross mammals really are. squamates are very dry and clean

[porcelain-dollbones]

a bird is a kind of reptile that has learned to be yucky.

[blueboyluca]

This one is so funny.

[blueboyluca]

levitating

[adhdo5]

Tjinking abt that Madohomu comic that's like Madoka getting up in the middle of the night to pee and coming back and Homura is sitting up in the darkness like OO) why did you leave me. Both Jades are doing this

[adhdo5]

Wailing and crying again about perfect universe of shortlivedduo friendship reality. They would be unstoppable. Nobody would ever get to say anything ever again. Their podcast

[adhdo5]

They would never shut up they would never shut up

[rovadeve]

Friend Lan Xichen

[adhdo5]

Wailing and crying again about perfect universe of shortlivedduo friendship reality. They would be unstoppable. Nobody would ever get to say anything ever again. Their podcast

[jester-de-punyalada]

being crazy abt a character is great coz u eventually access both defense and prosecutor and also judge, jury, and executioner mindset regarding them

[adhdo5]

We have to put Lan Xichen down

[adhdo5]

Yuppppppp we euthanized your Zewu-jun. Sad but it had to be done

[adhdo5]

Thenproblem is that if he was anyone other than Lan Xichen one or both of Yaojue would have done it in a heartbeat but he's Lan Xichen so neither of them would ever dream of it

[adhdo5]

Trying to shoot Lan Xichen in the head for getting between Yaojue and he is kneeling there with his eyes closed peacefully accepting his fate but both of Yaojue are screaming crying throwing up blood rending my flesh etc so he lives another day

[adhdo5]

We have to put Lan Xichen down

[adhdo5]

Yuppppppp we euthanized your Zewu-jun. Sad but it had to be done

[adhdo5]

Thenproblem is that if he was anyone other than Lan Xichen one or both of Yaojue would have done it in a heartbeat but he's Lan Xichen so neither of them would ever dream of it

[adhdo5]

We have to put Lan Xichen down

[adhdo5]

Yuppppppp we euthanized your Zewu-jun. Sad but it had to be done

[adhdo5]

We have to put Lan Xichen down

[henshengs]

this scene kiiiiiiills me and I think CQL really missed out by not including some version of it. the seeds of all 3zun’s problems right here at the start

[henshengs]

NMJ internal monologue: he’s only here out of obligation and he thinks I’m the kind of person who’d force him to stay. This is terrible.

MY internal monologue: I’m being kicked out. He doesn’t care if I stay or go. This is terrible.

LXC inner monologue: :) another communication win for Zewu-jun, this is great

[henshengs]

#lmao 💀#oh zewu jun#oh also to be a fly on the wall when lxc presumably at some point asks nmj did he see a-yao when he visited the jin encampment?#did his father accept him? is he alright? how is he faring?#nmj (a full minute of crickets later): I watched him murder his captain. then he faked suicide sealed my qi and disappeared.#lxc (a full two minutes of crickets later): …..say what now#SORRY ITS NOT FUNNY BUT ALSO IT IS#3zun#venerated triad#jin guangyao#lan xichen#nie mingjue#mdzs

@crithir​ GREAT news, we do get to see this moment a few pages later!

[adhdo5]

I think its telling that while I was reading that review, I just thought "you know. this whole premise could also be accomplished by the magic part just being vaguely fae shaped. like. Celtic myth Already has whole stories tied to time displacement. why did we have to be weird about the east again"

It's literally just a regular demon they just invented a demon and then made it vaguely Eastern so that they could Orientalism away the family desecration of it all it's outright sinisterrrrr

[adhdo5]

Letterboxd W

[adhdo5]

Ykniw I don't like invoking Everyone Is 12 theory but reading these movie reviews does make me think many of us are reading at a 4th grade level

[adhdo5]

Once again it's proven that movie reviewers are useless