juice that cactus

Le monde se termine avec vous.

[foreverindreamlandd]

"Conceal, don’t feel."

[ohbutcatstho]

[gonedolin]

[woogidy]

*applies to harvard as a joke* *harvard accepts me as a joke* *enrolls at harvard as a joke* *graduate with a business degree as a joke* *starts an extremely successful business as a joke* *creates empire for myself as a joke* *enters the press conference of my life* *leans close to microphone* just kidding *goes home*

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Pretty Sure It’s A Chow Chow

This cute fluffy little thing was spotted in Shenzhen China, pretty sure it’s a Chow Chow puppy! iMcCreaON

[sharphoe]

[balta-naktis]

I HGAVE TOE SAVE TEhe priNCESS

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[drakefanclub]

Neato

[cacticacticactus-blog]

Bae: babe come over

Me: I just put my bagel bites in the oven

Bae: my parents aren't home

Me: I literally just put them in the oven

[ethiopienne]

[djabaum-blog]

[cornerbakerycafe]

[chotronette]

[freakinmi]

I love Marvel movies. 

[moonykins]

Things nobody ever tells you about female bodily functions, so you have to google it to find out it’s perfectly normal:

Vaginal chemistry being acidic enough to bleach your black underwear.

[kathrynbeginsagain]

Yeeeeeep

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[kelloggii-remade-blog-deactivat]

Some of the worst analogies written by high school students.

I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT NUMBER 4 IS GREAT.

[bewbin]

These are genius

[bianca-the-huntress]

I lost it at number 10

[processintegrated]

"the worst analogies" are the ones you use to write comedy pieces with. They work like a charm if you do them right.

[staceythinx]

The Midnight Planétarium watch was a collaboration between Van Cleef & Arpels and Christiaan van der Klaauw. The watch is made of 396 separate parts and features the six closest planets orbiting the sun in real time (Uranus and Neptune were left out because you probably won’t live long enough to see either one complete a full orbit).