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hello. i'm v from the internet.

[my-ass-as-cold-as-mars]

My osteology professor: hey stop that

Me:

[his-shining-tears]

[ottermatopoeia]

the fact that they had time to set this all up without the cats absolutely decimating it is a feat in and of itself

[chickenfarmersan]

[yougottabeniceforwhat]

[desiccantdonoteat]

[we-love-gaming]

His mic will be on and there will be rap music playing directly into it.

[quotemadness]

“And above all, watch with glittering eyes the whole world around you because the greatest secrets are always hidden in the most unlikely places. Those who don’t believe in magic will never find it.”

— Roald Dahl (via quotemadness)

[llleighsmith]

caught the tail end of a radio commercial for a regional aquarium and it said “do it for the gelatinous zooplankton” and that’s who we’re living for today friends

[whitepeopletwitter]

[redpandamemes]

I̖ ̸̳ͬh̼̦̐aͬ̋́͝v̴̨͖̮ḙ̶͠ ̭̈n̩o͉̘ͫ̍ ̴̩͔̘̟͌̒̆̆ẅ̩̚͟ȉ̢ͪl̀l ̸̢̣ͭ̈́t̴͚͘o͘͡ ͇͝l̺i̶͎͓v̬͟e͓͕ͯ̏ ͕ͥ

[anagram-robot]

‘I will have to live on - Anagram robot 0.6. I find anagrams for stuff. I know I don’t always make sense, but I’m getting better!

[kiwi]

[wishingformemoria]

just because someone can articulate their point better doesn’t make them right, it makes them articulated. 

[wishingformemoria]

and you aren’t stupid for having trouble articulating yourself.

[autistic-reptile]

can someone recite this mantra to me daily pls

[kerahwaren]

LITERALLY the most Lynch thing i’ve seen

[pyropiano]

[gotinterest]

I am DYING to know what their parents are like that their kids all turned out like this

[taragrimface]

stop telling kids hell is real

[taragrimface]

stop thinking everyone you loathe will be tortured in the earths mantle forever

cope some other way this isnt healthy

[taragrimface]

not to be secular but the being that made the universe isnt reading your thoughts and weighing them against a book of rules to decide if you will get torn apart by demons forever or go to six flags with gramgram

[taragrimface]

and the important part of this isn't that you're wrong it's that treating this as the default human experience is literally madness and makes you unhealthy and dark

[spinhxara]

[blua]

If you’re unemployed, it’s not because there isn’t any work.

Just look around: A housing shortage, crime, pollution; we need better schools and parks. Whatever our needs, they all require work. And as long as we have unsatisfied needs, there’s work to be done.

So ask yourself, what kind of world has work but no jobs? It’s a world where work is not related to satisfying our needs, a world where work is only related to satisfying the profit needs of business.

This country was not built by the huge corporations or government bureaucracies. It was built by people who work. And, it is working people who should control the work to be done. Yet, as long as employment is tied to somebody else’s profits, the work won’t get done.

[somestuffidkidkidk]

Was expecting classist bullshit, got the exact opposite

[gourmetpunk]

This is so ubelievably important and I hate that I have to keep re-explaining it to people.

[arrghigiveup]

American Hedgehog Warrior: Course 3 Watch as Pepper takes on course 3 of American Hedgehog Warrior: Quarantine Edition 🦔

[cat--77]

Turn on the sound

[reysplendent]

Hi, I’m Julia Morris.

[wolg-fang]

Me introducing myself

[tag-redfield]

Why am I laughing so much

[empire-ofthe-wolf]

This is great

[queenofnots]

I’m not legally allowed to talk about who I am.

[token-white-friend]

I wish to marry this woman

[mens-rights-activia]

It’s honestly kinda fucked up that robot sex dolls can’t choose if or when to have sex or with whom, I know the discourse isn’t there yet but it will be in about 100 years and I’m ready for this discussion

[frikiskrew]

[datagrave]

When you are into cyberpunk, but cyberpunk isn’t here yet and you’re on a budget.

[coredumpproject]

I will always reblog all of these.

[le-sad-demiurge]

The lens eyebrow piercing one is so cool I downloaded the original image, printed it out and pinned it on my corkboard

[zenyattasperceptrons]

😭

[curlicuecal]

holy shit SLAIN

[neopets-hentai]

@doomybot can you past the Turing test?

[doomybot]

cuck

[hormone-dream]