buddy holly burger

Disregard females acquire currency

[wtfcaradelevingne]

[screenspender-blog]

liquor before beer youre in the clear

beer before liquor youll be okay dont be a little bitch

[thatdudethathikes]

[kushandwizdom]

Everything teen

[pietnastymaja-deactivated201601]

[sourwolves]

*sees attractive boy*

*does the breathing in bit from radioactive by imagine dragons*

[filmwitches]

[flowerboy-t]

[kanyewesticle]

[100cc]

christmas is only one sleep away if you do it right

[jenamaroney]

[fasterfood]

u wake up on christmas morning and go downstairs, full of excitement. somebody is stealing all of your christmas presents. it is jesus. “its my birthday, not yours” he hisses menacingly, then runs away with all your gifts in his arms

[meladoodle]

at parties im often found flirting with the chip bowl

[muscleluvr4-deactivated20140223]

oh youre a son? name 5 of your parents

[aurevoir-mes-amis-deactivated20]

petition for jennifer lawrence and emma stone to co-star in a movie as lesbian zombie hunters 

[raddestbabe]

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

[cactusbagel]

Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice

Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win

Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me

[bobsburgerscaps]