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[tlirsgender]

In this economy feedism is a physically impossible kink akin to vore or furry tf

[tlirsgender]

Feedism but it's just sexualizing having 3 meals a day

[tlirsgender]

Microdosing feedism by eating dinner

[bunniope]

in charcuterie city, you'll always be cheesed to meet your friends

[iamoutofideas]

I hate charcuterie city I want to go somewhere else

[bunniope]

this is all that's left.

[iamoutofideas]

this is all that's left.

[venusswasaboy]

I quote this and laugh to myself very, very often.

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

[miaislying]

Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?

[personsonable-deactivated201908]

decay exists as an extant form of life

[miaislying]

That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day

[bo0zey]

 i tried to be funny and it backfired miserably

[bo0zey]

it’s 2014 it’s time we moved on as a nation and stop reblogging this

[bo0zey]

every person who reblogs this in 2015 is gonna get their ass kicked by yours truly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[splittingatbothends]

“You look sad” oh boy pull up a chair and grab your favorite snack because I could talk about why all night long

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[linolinoing]

guys pls don't die from the heat i love playing tumblr with you

[pastabot]

today is not my birthday

[pastabot]

reblog if your birthday is not today

[mysharona1987]

They semi-cancelled Timothee Chalamet for simply saying he found opera and ballet boring, by the way.

How does Hollywood work these days?

Being a bit of a naive, foolish young man and (wrongfully) calling opera and ballet irrelevant?

“You must apologise immediately! No Oscar for you.”

Acknowledging you stole terrified teenage girls from their bedrooms?

“Eh, you get a pass.”

[mysharona1987]

Kidnapping teenage girls seems kind of worse than being stupid and uncultured, in the grand scheme of things.

[mysharona1987]

”Well, Tim is dating a Kardashian sister.”

Embarrassing as it is, this other man admitted to war crimes.

[arlo-skipp]

claim your badge here

[the-pomnisuitjax]

HOO WAY

[arlo-skipp]

claim your badge here

[the-pomnisuitjax]

HOO WAY

[orteil42]

we're overdue for a reactive wave of anti-cozy games. animal crossing but office workers. restaurant management but applebee's. farming sim but all spreadsheets. never see an ear of corn the whole game

[dogpuppy]

[fairycosmos]

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form

[maladaptiveangelx]

I got attached like a stray cat you accidentally fed once.

[hometoursandotherstuff]