just a cactustomatoe, a Spanish speaker one.

heh... fuck

[cactustomatoe]

Can we take a moment to appreciate cactus and tomatoes?

🌵🍅

👉🏻👈🏻

[cactustomatoe]

[citrus-c0la]

sega siblings reunited i love them so much

I DID IT

We all know the meme

Well, I went digging further and found the backstory.

–

It all starts in highschool (or early college)

(for time sake we’ll call blue shirt, girl 1 and the other girl, girl 2.)

Girl one begins to grow feelings for girl two.

She get jealous of the man and decides to become best friends with girl 2

soon girl two grows feeling for girl one

Soon, the time of the meme takes place

She finds out that he cheated on her by finding messages on his phone

A fight breaks out and he hits her

She divorces him after that fight

Back to girl one, She find out and comferts her

They decide to hook up and the relationship goes great

The guy finds a boyfriend

and they all work everything out!

Feel free to add anything if you like

[hyliandeku]

The full story is finally revealed.

[girl-detector]

[madambellepepper]

so good I had to reblog it on main

[thegayfoxboy]

ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OMGGGGG

[thetransgenderagenda]

thought I should reblog this in honour of pride month lmfao

[the-haiku-bot]

thought I should reblog

this in honour of pride month

lmfao

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[pastabaguette]

heathers or something i don’t know man.

i’m not really 100% sure how much i like this one, but i’ve fussed with it enough. i think it looks kinda cool at least.

[notmusa]

whose car is this. which one of u owns this car

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[benzohoarder]

[figural]

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)

[minothtime]

Basically, a translation could be:

I just think it's so interesting that people end up falling in love with their friends' boyfriends! I absolutely despise every single one of them. give me my fucking homie back you goddamn bastard

[liminalweirdo]

translation tags by @minothtime because they are so so good

[ferromagnetico]

what would you do

Link to the original video:

[ferromagnetico]

Little details & things about this SFM i felt like sharing!

• Soldier checks on scout when pauling suggests the idea of being god ("even us?")

• Something catches medic's attention during sniper's bit. Scout was originally going to run past, but it was cut so whatever it is happens off-screen (i like to think it's still scout)

• Spy has 1 or 2 things to say about engineer's response

• Pyro was meant to sit at the bridge in demo's scene, but the framing made it almost invisible so it was cut

• I really liked making pauling's last expression in the demo scene. This one goes out to the demopauling peoples

• Medic doesn't react to spy's response like heavy or miss P because he doesn't find it as jarring

• Spy's eyes stay on heavy for longer than originally intended but i liked it so much i left it in. Spoovy crumbs for myself

• I didn't give medic a chance to speak because we already know what he'd say (cue his "i am a god!!" voicelines) same could go for engineer but. France bit was too good to pass up and Also he's much more covert about his own complex i think

[devyat10]

Pls tell me I’m not the only one who thinks early and late John look like different persons

[watermonstah]

You are so right and you should say it.

[thememedaddy]

[blue--folder]

The Ocean, Me, MS Paint, 2022

[crabs-and-bongos]

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[theshitpostwizard]

In fucking MS PAINT???

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[coi-arts]

WHO IS THIS NEW BAND CALLED SGT. PEPPERS LONELY HEART CLUB BAND??🗣️🗣️

[ur-daily-inspiration]

letterpress postcards by Pottering Cat, Japan

[caats]

OMG BEST POKER CARDS EVER!!!

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

I see the neurodivergent girlies are enjoying this

[anxietyproblem]

[everythingfox]

Or a seal