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Lacyé, the keeper 🖤

i hate holiday music so much "giddyup jinglehorse pick up your feet" has the mouthfeel of somethign my homophobic high school coach would yell at me on track day

1five1two

'The Minotaur'. Jordi Garriga Mora. 2007.

Not Backing Down

being mentally ill is so fucking boring. ive been bored since i was 11. perpetually

fairycosmos

which sounds sooo whatever but living it is like. whole years just disappear. and tbh i didn’t realise genuine excitement was a feeling adults had. like when you were a kid and you were really looking forward to something. didn’t know that was still a thing for some people

aflo

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

#I am vegetables because I’m always being roasted

q-soc-official

A long distance friend is a kind of dead wife

akkentu

While I think Channing Tatum is a fine actor, I still believe he's always been a huge miscast for Gambit and Marvel’s casting directors should REALLY reconsider.

orcboxer

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

boringkate

Men are just so much easier to be around than women. Because women can run faster and have unique mele weapons. Plus they have higher health too. Early on you'll only encounter the blondes, but later you'll start coming accross brunettes (which are even more dangerous because they're often accompanied by paranormal enemies called the Despoiled). Use your Veil Power Mire if you have trouble hitting them.