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“How can you humans call such a dreary day ‘fun’?”

Thoth is here to share stories about Ramesess' childhood. He has come with a picture book. "He was quite the adorable baby, you know, and his mother ne'er let him out of her sight. He used to cry if she didn't hold his hand, and if she were not within immediate visible range, that child refused to sleep."

❝ Now that’s adorable. ❞ Clingy was he? How cute, and what an interesting image that caused. She wasn’t quite like that; mainly because her mother was a colder woman, one focused more on ruling, and to do something like this was unthinkable. She would have never allowed it, and Penthesilea never tried. Never had to with Hippolyta about. ❝ … Does he know you’re showing me this? I think he would be rather upset if he found out. ❞

#it brings him a feeling that could be considered mild joy to rat Ramesses out

greatmindquotes

“Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal.” - Henry Ford

“I wonder how he would react to having wings. Surely he would be surprised.”

minugahanax:

“What a long nose you have, Thoth.”

“Perhaps. And to what do I owe the pleasure of such a visit?”

#minugahanax

“Also, what’s this about Ramesess falling for a God?”

#thoth casually sticking his nose in EVERYTHING

raajasii:

_____ . { 👑 } . _____

『♛❞ —— ❝ I agree. Good men should be beautiful on the inside and out — LIKE ME. ❞

“You are adequate, just like Ramesses.”

#u aint special #raajasii

“I still don’t quite understand why so many woman focus on beauty. They are all average. Same for men.”

“I feel bad for whoever is part of that relationship--”

#does he always try to be funny or

thekingofdoorsbitch:

“Thoth that was a joke. Come on tell me the Gods don’t have a sense of humor, for Ra’s sake.”

“I could care less about humor, Pharaoh. You would be better off refraining.”

#humor is meaningless unless it used to embarrass his pharaohs #thekingofdoorsbitch

thekingofdoorsbitch:

“There’s this woman….who’s a pain in my ass. Unfortunately, I married her. Could you go tell her I love her?”

“No? Why don’t you get up and tell her you love her? She’s your wife, not mine. ‘Unfortunately’, you say. Why did you marry her if you if you dislike her?”

#thekingofdoorsbitch #thoth: GO FIX YOUR OWN PROBLEM S

@thekingofdoorsbitch