perhaps vampires is a bit strong butt.

hey ! I have a really mixed blog.

[deadddiary]

[thereal1990s]

Alicia Silverstone

[glitterypin]

David Bowie looking like the main antagonist in a blockbuster movie

[coffeeforthemoon]

@josephowen on Instagram.

[bey]

crystal

[lilianehudecova]

[mydreamsofsunshine]

[spaceagebohemia]

[thevaultofretroscifi]

[cadymofo]

First date I go for in a year.. date for a month, then get told by this guy he has been sleeping with his ex the whole time.

[zoiodlula]

[chuskopan]

[dubsnbabes]

@volksfamilia always out and about rolling La Burra with his loved ones Pic by: @kafer_kouture #aircooled_society #vocho #kafer #escarabajo #pichirolo #bug #vw #classic #vintage #bagged #camber #static #turbo #panscraper #dasauto #slammed #lownslow #fuckcancer #vochero #kombi #volkswagen by aircooled_society http://ift.tt/1rK95j5

[sherlck-deactivated20140622]

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs 

[feathery-soul-deactivated201408]

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

[agnosticwitch]

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

[moontideempress]

[vimbia]

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

[jazmynedrakeford]

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

[youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion]

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

[caribe-bby]

Y'all suspect af😂

[dookiediamonds-deactivated20200]

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

[electricocelot]

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

[bang]

netflix and still

single

[mediocrephotos]

[bigpoopiesvevo-blog]

note: signed in 1993

[themountainlaurel-deactivated20]