when exactly did we normalize not adding tws / content warnings to the beginning of a fic and only adding them to tumblr tags bc that was not the case a few years back.
like no hate to any of the writers here but like ,,, iโd prefer knowing what iโm getting myself into when i want to read fics. itโs annoying to get into a blurb / drabble and realize halfway itโs a theme / concept ur not comfortable with (i.e. 1nc3st, cheating etc.).
itโs not hard to put the tws/cws on top of the fic BEFORE it starts. i wanna know what iโm getting myself into before reading something. itโs not that hard. yes, i couldโve filtered it out beforehand for example but itโs just a thing to be considerate of.
only tagging jjk smut here bc thatโs where iโve seen it happen more often than other fandoms iโm in
เผโงโห. synopsis: one moment, you were doing something as basic as taking out the trash (like, literally), the next moment you were getting fucked by a wanted felon who pretty much broke into your place in hopes youโd harbor him for a few minutes until the coast was clear. who knew the thrill of crime was so exhilarating you needed a quick one-night-stand to come back to your senses? or did you lose your mind entirely and just didnโt notice in the process of being fucked into tomorrow?
เผโงโห. warnings: you literally f/uck murderer!toji lol, unprotected s/ex, c/unnilingus, f/ingering, he calls you princess (like, a lot of times), toji talks A LOT like dude shut up lmao
เผโงโห. this was entirely inspired by a scene in the rookie where lucy made up a cover story for how juicy and dim met, it's basically that but with toji. this is a repost from my jujutsu kaisen blog @/tojisblade. i am currently in the process of combining both of my blogs into one.
he was in so much fucking trouble.ย
never did he even think the cops were onto him, god, the fucking cops in plain clothes, they were in the same club he was as he was adding poison into his targetโs drink. they literally saw him poison the drink. now they were running after him, trying to catch him.ย
toji quickly ran into a massive apartment complex as he tried to flee the scene, the cops nearby behind him. looking around to see if there was anyone or any place he could hide, as he still ran.ย
it was like fate when you opened the door, purely by coincidence. you were getting out to take out your trash as you saw him running frantically. โhey, are you okaโโ, you started out asking, but got interrupted.ย
โlisten to me. the cops are after me and i need a hideout. can i stay in for a moment until they leave?โ, he said, frantically.ย
โw-what?โ, you stuttered, completely caught off-guard.ย
โfuck, just shut upโ, he groaned before he grabbed your wrist and pulled you inside of your apartment.ย
โhey! what do you think youโre doing?!โ, you exclaimed, still not completely getting what was going on. you had dropped the bag in shock as he pulled you in.ย
โshut. up!โ, he hissed, looking out of the window, just to see the two cops who were after him walking around the apartment complex with their guns drawn and flashlights turned on as they cleared every corner. โshit.โ
he looked around, trying to figure out what he could possibly do with his situation before he finally faced you. โokay, listen. my name is fushiguro toji, and i am being chased by the cops out there. i know, iโm just a stranger, but trust me, i am not going to hurt you, despite how this all seems like, considering the cops are after me.โ
โuhโฆ yeah, duhโ, you scoffed, rolling your eyes.ย
โroll those eyes at me again and iโll reconsiderโ, he immediately continued, tone turning threatening almost immediately. โdo not fucking interrupt me, princess.โ
โfine, talk. you just broke into my apartment, so i do deserve some explanation. start talking, or iโll kick you out for the cops to find you.โ
โand I apologize for the break-in. i swear i donโt plan on hurting you because that is just unnecessary evil, even for me. i just need a couple of minutes here to hide, so that i can run in peace. is that okay?โ, toji asked. you were so convinced you had lost your damn mind when you nodded and agreed that he could stay over for a couple of minutes.ย
โif the cops knock, i am not hereโ, toji emphasized again, making sure you got it. you held yourself back from rolling your eyes again. you mightโve needed a moment to understand what was going on, but you were not dumb.ย
as if on cue, there was a loud knock, startling you. you stayed quiet as you pointed at the bathroom for toji to hide. your heart was beating so fast, as you went to the door and asked; โwho is there?โ
โpolice department. we want to ask you a few questionsโ, the officer yelled back.ย
โcan you please identify yourself?โ, you stalled as you checked if toji had hidden. you looked through the peephole as the cops held up their detective badges before you smiled softly and opened the door for the cops.ย
โwhat seems to be the problem, detectives?โ, you asked gently.ย
โwe are in search of a murderer going by the name, fushiguro toji. black haired, very tall and muscular. last seen wearing a black t-shirt and blue jeans. he is classified as extremely dangerous. we last saw him entering this apartment complex. have you seen him, by any chance?โ, the officer asked.ย
you pretended to think a little before you shook your head. โnope. i was actually on my way out to take out my trash so, i was inside the whole time.โ
โalright, maโam, please give us a call if you see or remember anything. would you want us to accompany you when you go outside, in case you donโt feel safe?โ one of the two detectives handed you a card with his contact details as he spoke and offered his company.ย
you nodded at the offer, tagging along as you took out your trash and thanked the officers for the help. โcould you possibly tell me a little about that person youโre looking for? perhaps that will help me with my memory or something i can watch out for in the future?โ
โi cannot disclose any details yet as it is an ongoing investigation, however, the current m.o of the suspect is that he uses poison in his victimโs drinks. so, perhaps just watch out for your drink the next time youโre out partying.โ
โthank you, officers. i can return to my apartment alone, thank you for the company. iโll uhโฆ let you know if I see somethingโ, you said goodbye to the officers before turning around.ย
โgoodbye, maโam, have a good nightโ, they said in unison.ย
you quickly headed back, your entire body was literally on fire after that short conversation and the fact that you were literally harboring a felon โ a literal murderer โ in your apartment had you shaking to your core. once you locked your apartment and made sure the cops were gone, you were suddenly pushed to the wall next to the door. โgood girl. you did greatโ, Toji had you cornered, smirking at you as you looked at him with big eyes, shocked by his sudden action.ย
โthank youโ, you whispered back, not trusting your own voice. the little nickname caused you to subconsciously clench your legs together. his arm was over your head on the wall, cornering you between his huge body and the wall. โyouโre not so bad yourself. out on several murder charges, huh?โ
โso, you asked about me, didnโt you?โ, toji chuckled, biting his lip. โyeahโฆ what about it? you scared?โ
โi should be, shouldnโt i? but god, it makes you oddly attractive and interesting. so, tell me, what is that all about?โ, you ask then, a little smile sneaking onto your lips. โa murder suspect in my apartment, who insists on promising me that he wonโt hurt me, hm?โ
โattractive and interesting?โ, Toji chuckled. โi may or may not have added some extra ingredient to some dickheadโs drink.โ He casually shrugged, eyeing you up and down.ย
โso, that was why they said to be careful of my drinks next time iโm out partying, huh?โ, you replied.ย
โi would never add some additional ingredient to your drink, princessโ, toji taunted before he suddenly leaned in and kissed you. you couldnโt help but immediately melt into him, arms wrapping around his neck, as his one hand wrapped around your thigh and lifted it up around his hip.ย
everything felt so surreal. one moment you were literally taking out your trash, the next you were not only harboring a murderer in your apartment, but also about to fuck him.
the kiss was so full of fire, so much passion and there was nothing but carnal desire and need โ it was like the fact that he was a murderer, a wanted felon, flew right over your head. you simply couldnโt care less about it because, fuck, the entire situation was so incredibly hot, the fact that the cops were still around searching the premises was making you feel so tingly.ย
โmhm, princess, you taste so sweet. i wonder if your pussy tastes just as sweet, hm?โ, he whispered against your lips, smirking. โwill you let me have a taste?โ
โmaybeโฆ but maybe i wonโt. youโve got to earn it, mister.โ
โwhat a tease, princess. but you know what, you shouldnโt tease me, because believe me, i can do better than thatโ, he continued, before he leaned back in to kiss you once more as you grabbed his shirt and pulled it over his head, your eyes going up and down over his very toned and muscular body.ย
and you felt so insanely lucky to think about the fact that his body would be on top of you or underneath you in just a couple of minutes.ย
โso, you wanna move this over to the bedroom or are you not that much of a gentleman and just fuck your women against a cold ass wall?โ, you giggled.
โoh, I sure as hell do not keep my women cold and standing, mh? wouldnโt be so fair if i fuck you into oblivion and donโt give you a comfortable place to come down from the highs i give you, hm?โ
โsomeoneโs cocky. but alas, unfortunately, there has been nothing but talk so far, honeyโ, you reply, giggling before you squealed in shock as he lifted you up over his shoulder.ย
โwhereโs the bedroom, princess?โ, he asked, voice rough. โneed to teach you how to properly speak to me before i reward you with pleasure you have never felt in your life before.โ
when you pointed to the room, he immediately went in and dropped you onto your bed, quickly climbing onto you, practically ripping apart your clothes. โgod, princess, youโre so hot, so gorgeous underneath meโ, he groaned, lips wandering down to your tits before he wrapped them around your one nipple, sucking and licking over the sensitive nub. your body arched into him as you let out a whine and toji smirked, enjoying the way you responded to his touch.ย
โreacting so fucking perfectly for me, princess. canโt wait to get a taste of your pretty pussyโ, he teased. โdid i earn it yet, princess?โ
you nodded frantically. โfuck, just get to itโ, you whined.ย
โso bossy, princess. such a good little slut for the murderer you harbored in your home and protected without knowing what dangers could possibly await youโ, he snickered, โdoes it excite you? knowing you lied to cops for me, for someone you donโt even know? for the murderer youโre about to fuck?โ tojiโs lips wandered down your body, slowly reaching your pussy and he pulled your panties aside to lick over your clit, flattening his tongue over your folds as he spread your legs apart with his hands.ย
โfuck donโt stop!โ, you cried out, back arching again into his grip around your waist.ย
he looked up at you, smirking as some saliva was running down his chin, and he was watching your every reaction. toji had grown obsessed with how well you reacted to his touch, his tongue over your pussy, his lips sucking on your clit. โreacting so prettily for me, princess. want more? want me to fuck you? iโll bring literal heaven to you, princess. if you let me.โ
you were nodding once again, fingers buried in his hair as he lowered his head back again to your pussy and you felt two of his fingers against your entrance, slowly slipping in and fingering you slowly. your eyes widened in surprise, you let out a choked sob as his fingers hit your sweet spot โ you cried out as he continued with the constant stimulation.ย
โplease, toji, fuck me, please?โ, you whined, attempting to pull him closer back on top of you. however, he was obviously way stronger than you and could stay where he was with no trouble at all.ย
โitโs rude to interrupt a man while heโs eating, princessโ, he grunted, โlet me make you cum first on my mouth, princess, then iโll fuck you.โ
you whined as he increased his fingerโs pace, continuing the sweet torture on your pussy with his lips as well and your hips were jolting up as you got closer to your release. a cry left your lips as you begged him not to stop and felt him smirk against your clit, promising not to stop until you came for him.ย
it didnโt take too long for him to fulfil that promise. the way everything practically shattered around you had you thinking about the last time you had felt this much pleasure at once. โholy shitโ, you choked up. โthat wasโฆ intense.โ
โtold you, princess, iโll bring literal heaven to youโ, he smirked, slowly climbing on top of you and watching you come down from your high. โdid i keep my promise, princess?โ
โyou sure as hell did. butโฆโ, you wrapped your arms around his neck as you pulled him closer for a kiss, โif you donโt put that damn cock of yours inside me anytime soon, i bet the cops will be very interested in knowing where youโre hiding.โ
โyou little minxโฆ donโt worry, princess. i gave you a promise and i intend to keep it. youโre about to have the most intense night of your life.โ
as he pulled down his jeans, your eyes widened as you saw his cockโs girth and length. you had already assumed that he was big, considering his big ass ego, but you didnโt expect this. he noticed your hesitation and laughed lightly. โdonโt worry, princess, i wonโt hurt you.โ
โyouโre a wanted criminal, do you think I trust your word?โ
โi promised i wouldnโt hurt you and i kept that promise. i told you i would bring you to heaven and i did keep that promise, too, didnโt i?โ
you considered his arguments and shrugged. he had a good point with that.ย
โso, do you believe me when i tell you i wonโt hurt you?โ
You nodded.ย
he smiled softly at you before he aligned his tip with your entrance, pulling your panties aside once more and finally, pushed his cock inside slowly, inch by inch, slowly getting you used to his size. your back arched when he was buried inside of you fully, a tear rolling down your cheek as your body was basically on fire.ย
โyouโre so tight, princess, feels so goodโ, he groaned, waiting for a moment to let you adjust to the stretch. โcanโt wait to fuck this tight and perfect pussy of yours.โ
โplease, fuck meโ, you whimpered, nails raking over his back as he slowly started a tender, gentle pace and before you knew it, he was starting to build a merciless, brutal rhythm, making your tits bounce with the frantic way he was thrusting into you.
the sound of his hips snapping against yours had your eyes rolls back, your legs were wrapped around his waist as you held onto him and you were pleading him not to stop, practically crying and he fucked you so good like you never had been before.ย
โgoddamn it, princess, youโre so fucking hot when you get fucked like this. do you like how i fuck you, hm?โ, he rasped, lips wandering over your neck. His hips stuttered as pleasure like he never felt before coursed through his body, getting closer and closer to the edge. โiโm going to cum, princess, where do you want me to cum, hm? on your pretty tits? in your mouth, so youโll have to swallow every single drop? or maybe inside of your tight, perfect pussy, hm? give you a good old load of me and make you feel it drip down your thighs when i pick you up and fuck you against the wall over there?โ
his words had your eyes roll back at the visual. โplease, insideโ, you whined, sobbing as you clenched around him and finally reached your peak, coming around him again, sputtering in pleasure. โfuck, tojiโ, you practically wailed.ย
โam i keeping my promise, princess?โ
โyes, fuck, you are, stop asking me that and cum in meโ, you groaned in annoyance.ย
โstill so bossy, princessโ, he laughed before he continued his rough pace and shortly after let out a choked breath, hips stilling as he came inside of you. toji wasnโt moving at all, trying to come down from his high while he relaxed his body. โfuck, princess, you feel so incredible.โ
โoh, fuck, this was better than anything i have ever felt before.โ
โiโm glad i got to prove to you how good i can fuck youโ, he chuckled, slowly pulling out of you and laying down next to you.ย
โhey, i thought you were going to fuck me against the wall and have your cum drip down my thighs?!โ
โyou wanna go again?โ
โhell fucking yesโ, you snorted and squealed when he got up on his feet and pulled you up before pushing you against the wall, lifting your legs around his waist as he kept you up against the wall and quickly slid his cock back inside of you, fucking you again and bringing you to yet another earth-shattering orgasm and another one.ย
and the most exhilarating part of this was that you could hear the detectives through the thin walls, discussing their next move to finally find the guy who currently had his cock buried deep inside of you.ย
the one who you had lied to the cops to, making you an accessory to the murder he had committed.
but you couldnโt care less about it, because goddamn, this was the best fuck you had gotten in your entire life.ย
so, since i have been very unhappy with my blog recently (and absolutely inactive), i have decided to restart this blog. so, for the 423 people around here who see this, welcome back, my name is alyssa and i will write more from now on!
a lot of things will change around here, so as of now, there are no official plans for what i will be doing with this blog except that i will be editing some of my old writings and repost them one by one, as well as edit out the characters from games i write for, since i want to keep it a smaller list as i am not much comfortable writing for certain characters.
thank you for reading and have a great day! i will keep you all updated for the future :D
iโm alyssa, aly, lyss, lyssa, whatever u prefer!
iโm twenty-two years old and turkish, however, i live in germany. currently iโm an apprentice, becoming a licensed doctor's assistant in approximately one year.
as for languages i speak, obviously english, german and (almost completely) fluent turkish.
some things i like: food (especially turkish specialties), kpop and music in general. i also like to watch american cop shows especially the rookie and brooklyn 99. donโt know why, canโt explain, i just love them lmao.
recently, i have been zooming through criminal minds, which, again, is an american law enforcement show, so there goes my point. i guess i have a thing for the officials.
something about me: despite loving the ocean / sea a lot, i also fear it, like A LOT.
what is the meaning being the url caelisblade, you may wonder. or you donโt. hereโs the explanation anyway: it is a put together name of childeโs constellationโs name (monoceros) caeli + s + blade. in fact, the idea was by one of my loveliest and sweetest friends i have met on this app, thank u v much.
i personally thought it fitting as a put together word, since both blade and childe are my most favorite and my comfort characters, and it can be a double meaning too! after all, childe is known for his desire to master all types of weapons, whereas blade gave up on his body to become a blade.
anything youโre interested to know about me, feel free to ask!
important: please note that this is based on my comfort. for characters not included, please send me an ask about and iโll see what i can do for times where i have my requests open.
โ do not interact if youโre racist, homophobic, transphobic, or any shit like that. i will block.
โ i will be posting fluff, smut or angst, depending on my mood. minors, do not interact with my nsfw posts. i will block.
โ as for times where i have my requests open, i do not answer an ask until iโm finished with the writing. iโve been doing this for years like this.
โ i am mentally unable to follow up on discourse so do not involve me or drag me into it.