Lord of the Sky

"I calm the seas, and I tame the land; what business do you have trying to control the uncontrolable?" NOT ORAS canon

[placidii]

Remembers when Ray threatened to throw her into a volcano–

[caelixrector]

    "I love you."

[placidii]

“Somebody go on a date with me…”

[caelixrector]

  Slides in with a bag of Taco Bell and a bouquet of water hyacinths.

[caelixrector]

    "Maybe I should stop disappearing off the face of the Earth for months at a time. I probably scare the shit out of Kyogre...."

[placidii]

“Duh, that’s because illegal stuff is always the most fun. It’s an adventure.”

[caelixrector]

    “Yeah, and what about all the jail time. Did you even do that community service you were supposed to?”

[placidii]

“This is starting to sound a little bit illegal, but I’m still totally down for it.”

[caelixrector]

    “You are down for anything illegal. I am pretty sure that is all one has to do to get you to do something-- make sure it is illegal.”

[dragxnwrath]

“Don’t you dare treating me as your son I swear to Arceus I’ll chop your tail off. And your whole body is your tail. I’ll chop you off yourself.”

[caelixrector]

    “Now, Lance, that is no way to speak to your Father. Do I have to give you a time out? Or ground you?”

[placidii]

“Really? He let you adopt him?”

[caelixrector]

    “Please, he would never. That is not going to stop me, though.”

[dragxnwrath]

   “Get some glasses you titan, I’ve been slowly getting taller.”

He’ll pull his hair with one hand as the other tries to get rid of the grip. He’d backflip off his shoulders if necessary.

[caelixrector]

    “Yeah, I am still over 6 feet tall. No matter how big you get, you will always be tiny. And even if you do get bigger, I can just use my Pokemon form. 23 feet. Take that.”

  He just kinda pushes Lance’s legs to push him off.

[caelixrector]

    “Kyogre, we now have another son; I am adopting Lance.”

[caelixrector]

@dragxnwrath

    “Hey, you should be thanking me.”

  He adjusted Lance a bit so that he could put him on his shoulders, now grasping his ankles.

    “This is the tallest you are ever going to be, after all.”

[caelixrector]

  He knows this means they’re actually getting along, (right???), but he’s not sure if he approves of how they’re going about it.

[placidii]

“I can totally pick you up, what are you talking about? I’m pretty damn strong. Also, it doesn’t look like ‘just a little’ to me, unless I need to get my eyes checked.” 

[caelixrector]

    “One, I doubt that. Two, I wouldn’t doubt that.”

  Then again, Rayquaza wasn’t exactly ‘heavy,’ considering how scrawny he was, (it was probably just the height difference that would be difficult), and his idea of ‘emergency’ wasn‘t exactly normal, considering all he’d been through with Kyogre and Groudon.

[caelixrector]

@placidii

    “Okay, one, I doubt that a little, but at the same time do not--- two, I am fine. I am not going to die or something. It is just a little blood.”

[colinarthurgeoffrey]

give me a broken, self-loathing man who firmly believes no one could ever love him and a strong-willed woman who doesn’t take any of his shit and gradually becomes his light and hope and sun and stars and i assure you i will ship it til my dying breath

[caelixrector]

    “Quick question: where the heck is my girlfriend? I miss her.”

[caelixrector]

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((Now he just needs a background/theme song for working that hat.))

{’And I'm too sexy for my hat Too sexy for my hat What d'ya think about that?‘}

[caelixrector]

{omfg going through that thread and

"I do. It is not very difficult at all once you understand the general principle behind it - if you bring me materials and a general idea of whatever sort of clothing you would like I could make you some without too much difficulty.” 

[ rayray voice ] hey can you make me some clothes}