𝕣𝕦𝕝𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕜𝕚𝕖𝕤

  ᴢᴇᴜꜱ, ᴛʜᴇ ꜱᴋʏ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ɢᴏᴅ, ʀᴜʟᴇʀ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ɢᴏᴅꜱ ᴏꜰ ᴍᴏᴜɴᴛ ᴏʟʏᴍᴘᴜꜱ. ɪɴᴅᴇᴘᴇɴᴅᴇɴᴛ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛ ꜰᴏʀ ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜᴏʟᴏɢʏ ɢᴏᴅ, ᴢᴇᴜꜱ. ᴡʀɪᴛᴛᴇɴ ʙʏ ᴄʟᴀᴜᴅɪᴀ.  

[caelorex]

sinnedfirst​:

“oh, would you? i’d love that! i’ve only heard stories.” 

“of course, I’m the one who rules over it. better than heaven, I can assure you.“ and thus an arm is offered.

[caelorex]

zeus would fuck everyone on his dash 

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sinnedfirst​:

ah, right. she forgot he taught lucifer to do that. “enlightening. lucifer didn’t tell you?” 

“well, poor kid was locked in a cage before he could tell me.“ honestly, and they say his family is bad on one another. “want a tour on mount olympus? my treat.”

[caelorex]

zeus sneaking around other pantheons like

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zeus’ version of tinder is called ZINDER

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sinnedfirst​:

“oh, very charming. i’m eve, one of the first humans.” 

“ah yes, I’m aware. how was the fruit?“ and he is already flirting.

[caelorex]

sinnedfirst​:

@caelorex: ;D

dont look at me like that

“hello there, i’m zeus, god of thunder.“ and he takes her hand and kiss it because he is like that.

[caelorex]

zeus’ version of tinder is called ZINDER

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afaroffadventure​:

“they were so cute when they were fledglings.”  he grinned,  though he would have welcomed the company if he was being honest.  truthfully chuck had no idea what he was doing at first,  but what parent did?  though at that last part,  chuck couldn’t help but laugh.  “hey,  i didn’t write the bible,  though…i probably could have argued it.”  chuck knew that.

“oh i remember,  i always liked her temper,  kind of reminds me of my ex – wife.”  he let out a loud sigh,  getting a little sentimental.   he was happy now though.  “i’ll look out for them,  don’t worry.”

“you want to talk about kids? because I can talk all day, friend.“ and zeus shows a casual smile, aware that yes, he has many children as chuck has angels. but like all parents, zeus does try his best, usually, if he is not eating them like his own father did, zeus thinks he is doing a good job. “i know you didn’t, but it’s funny people think you want to be called that.” and then a brief pause. “do you want to be called that in bed, my friend?”

yes, his wife’s temper is legendary and each day she conspires against him, he knows he made the right decision to marry her. “then come to olympus with me now, I’ll show you around, and we can keep talking.”

[dearegal]

ʜᴇʀᴀ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ʀᴇᴡᴀʀᴅ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ʙʏ ɢɪᴠɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇᴍ ᴛʜᴇ ʙᴇꜱᴛ ɢɪꜰᴛ ɪɴ ʜᴇʀ ᴘᴏᴡᴇʀ.

independent account for hera from greek mythology. fandomless, but mostly based around cw’s supernatural and netflix’s lucifer.

                                                     married by claudia.

[caelorex]

i love how they draw hebe and ares (i believe it’s ares at least)  and poor heracles it’s like. . . what’s going on.

[caelorex]

goddessofbirth​:

@caelorex​: this is going fine, thyia, do not worry.

“Do I need to remind you of all of the times you have said that and then everything was not fine?”

“yes but we have known each other for eons. and he is flirting back. it’s all good.“

[caelorex]

“who hasn’t slept with a few angels?“

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zeus and chuck flirting. 

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afaroffadventure​:

“you didn’t woo me when you had the chance,  i felt very underappreciated.”  okay,  maybe there was a smirk on his face,  but who could blame him?  chuck really had messed up this planet and he didn’t want another chance to mess things up again,  he cared about and loved humanity,  but maybe this was better. “i happen to like your ways a whole lot.”  especially  the sex.

chuck had the decency to give zeus a sheepish grin.  “at least give them a choice this time,  most of them will probably want a job…but a few angels on earth can’t hurt…right?”

“you were busy creating angels at the time, I didn’t want to bother.“ he slaps back with ease, all but a joke. or maybe it holds some truth. “you do, uh? who would’ve thought, with all your rules and the lord’s way.” and he gives emphasis to the last part, clearly taking a jab on chuck’s title and his naming around people. 

he isn’t sure about angels on earth though. he remembers the last trouble they caused. it ruined a perfectly good gather up between different pantheons. “a couple. the less problematic ones. and if they cause trouble, they will have to deal with hera. and you know her temper.”

[caelorex]

alright folks, the greek gods are taking over the planet once more. let’s party like greeks

[caelorex]

this whole picture is everything.