Caelxm

random shenanigans here

[caelumnefus]

Alright, so, this will be my first ever post. I don't know what to expect but I made wallpapers based on The Hanks' jumpsuit designs—I am extremely hyperfixated about them, especially Hank 3. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Please do not mind the signatures—it was extremely hard to capture the exact strokes, and I had troubles doing so since I am left-handed, and I only made the signatures online. TT-TT Anyway, so, I made three sets of designs for the wallpapers—the first is avatar + signature, second is signature, last is the jumpsuit itself. Avatar + Signature

Signatures

Jumpsuits

I tried my best y'all TT-TT

[barbie-verse]

heated rivalry twitter (38/?) skip interlude (ft ilya being an asshole <3)

[ju1ce-b0x]

WHY IS MC ALWAYS FEMALE WE MALE READERS WANNA BE APPRECIATED AND TALKED ABOUT TOO PLEASE WRITE ABOUT US AND NOT JUST ONESHOTS BUT FULL FICS PLEASEEEE AND I BEG DONT STOP WRITING MID WAY IM SO TIRED OF THIS GUYS I SWEAR IM DROWNING

[toenails3604]

First time drawing hanks…kinda nervous😔

[mossydango]

Tony reupload cuz I forgot his tattoos last night 😭

[caelumnefus]

[quantum-slayer]

This is so HuCow!Dorian and Bull!Dorian (or Dutch!Dorian)

[dennydoodles]

i am a hank 3 apologist (i am also a horny ginger himbo)

[lemonbar-alt]

80s fit with hank 3

[caelumnefus]

Oh no he's hot

[loofa-gloofa]

I um... I um.. I drew him... my beautiful, charming, gorgeous, handsome, Hank #3

HES TAKING OVER MY MIND 😭😭😭😭

[taurosrider13]

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[caelumnefus]

An army of Hanks

[nothing-impt]

The hanks would look so cute in your style augh

The hanks :D

[saffron-seraph]

I’ve seen posts where the Homeowner appologizes to the ohjects in their house when they bump into them even before they get the glasses but consider: homeowner who calls objects baby and darling before they get the glasses. STAY WITH ME cause I do this and have for so long so play in the space with me.

Bumping into a door or accidentally slamming the fridge shut and saying, “Sorry darling.” The lights flicks and they go to the breaker box with encouraging, “You can do it beautiful, you got this,” as they try and get the power back on. Throwing something away and absentmindedly saying, “Thank you, baby,” to the garbage for taking their trash.

Then the dateviators come and they suddenly become so aware that they probably shouldn’t call people they barely know pet names so it all stops. One day they put on the dateviators to see a small crowd gathered looking a mixed between annoyed, worried, sad.

Bev: “Did we do something to upset you?”

Dorian: “You can be honest. We just want to know if you’re alright.”

MC: ?????

Cam: “It’s been weeks.”

MC: “Since???”

Freddy: “Well… you know, Cool Kid.”

Cam (pissed): “Don’t act like you don’t know, baby.”

Thats when it clicks that everyone misses the sweet nicknames and wants to be doted on again. Its cleared up that the MC isnt mad and was just trying not to be weird, but clearly should go back to calling everyone pet names.

Bonus is when they’re giving Cam trash with the dateviators on he will just stare afterwards and not tell them to leave until they give him a “Thank you, Baby” even tho they now know cam likes trash and should be thanking them. Doesn’t matter though cause the light flush on his face is worth it.