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My recycling bin and trash can keep getting into homoerotic fights, any suggestions to stop this?
Lady Memoria why your dog look so angry?
I don't know if this has been done before but perhaps Eddie and Volt smut headcanons? If you do headcanons that is
I’ve done yandere hcs for them (which can ofc be found in my masterlist if you’re interested), but here are some non-yandere ones!
I feel like i was possessed while writing this so this may just be a jumble of a whole lotta nuthin😭🙏
Eddie and Volt NSFW hcs
warnings; nsfw/18+, threesomes, dom/sub dynamics, brat taming, semi-public sex, riding, jealous sex, voyeurism,, double penetration, switch! characters, cucking
They’re both switches, although Eddie does lean more towards being Dominant than Volt does.
As a sub, Volt is a fucking brat through and through and thoroughly enjoys being one. He’ll be given a look or even told straight-up that he’s in for it, and all you and Eddie’ll be met with is a devilish smirk and a “Why, I don’t believe I was doing anything. Maybe you’d be a dear and explain?”
As a dom, Volt is incredibly attentive but teasing. He’ll always what you and Eddie need, but he’ll only ever give you a taste of before yanking the pleasure away, dangling it over your heads unless you two ask for it. He’ll push one, single inside of you, pumping you nice and steady before stopping right as his fingers curl- He’ll act oblivious as you whine to him about it. Eddie, however, is well aware of Volt’s tactics and is already (reluctantly) resigning himself to being taken care of.
Eddie tends to flip flop on how he is as a dom. He’ll be mean as hell to Volt, edging and then overstimulating him, spanking. His big thing is leaving Volt immobile, hands behind his back and blindfolded, helpless on the bed and making Volt hear him and you moaning into each other… Granted that you’re more obedient than dear Volt is, if not? Prepare for a world of hurt. How he acts with you completely depends on how well you behave for him! If you're similar to Volt (AKA Eddie's worst but horniest nightmare), he'll get extra creative on how to punish you two.
If you're good for him, following his words obediently and just generally not acting out? Eddie will treat you so good, spoiling you - Which just turns Volt on more, he loves seeing you being treated like a princess, bonus points if you act like one as well. Eddie still likes to tease you, but in a gentler way! you know you'll get what you want in the end anyways.
Eddie gives the best, sloppiest head! If Volt ever does anything to warrant a reward, he’ll most definitely choose Eddie’s mouth, and Eddie loves spreading your folds to makeout with your pretty hole or taking Volts' cock down his warm throat. It may be considered an oral fixation.
Eddie’ll edge you if you decide to team up against him with Volt, pumping two fingers and curling them with wicked precision before stopping when you begin tensing. Volt is made to watch, his cock hard and exposed, but he’s unable to touch himself. The older male will put his forearm over your stomach while you cry out, snapping at you to no avail to stay still. The only relief you’ll get is when you finally tear up, humping as face and fighting against his arm- You’ll think you’re going to be able to cum, thighs squeezing around his head as he slurps almost aggressively. Just as you reach your peak, Eddie will pull away with a satisfied smirk and a mess all over his lower face and stubble, “What, livewire? I gave you what you wanted, don’t be ungrateful.”
All the while Volt is moving his hips, trying to get any sort of friction against his cock. He whines alongside you, just as displeased about not seeing you have a mind shattering orgasm as you are to not having one. Volt’s words are jumbled, mind hazy as Eddie grabs his long hair, bunching in his hands before slamming their lips together almost painfully- Making Volt taste you on his lips. It’s the quickest way to make Volt cry out in frustration.
Possessiveness! Volt is prone to being protective over Eddie, but don’t think you’re safe from it either. If he happens to hear Johnny trying to serenade you or Amir complimenting you in a too-familiar manner, you’ll come to learn how just how possessive Volt tends to be. Eddie’ll shake his head, but like hell is he going to stop it when Volt is biting at your skin, the back of your neck while fingering you almost harshly. His knees will keep you from closing your thighs, his long, slender fingers fucking you hard enough you think any coherent thoughts might actually be melting out of your pussy in form of slick. There’s really nothing you can say to calm Volt down until he lets the energy out, but he’ll melt against you afterwards, putting his full weight on top of you contently as if you’re going to run away.
Eddie's cock isn't as long but is girthy and his bush is trimmed at best and unruly at even better, Volt isn't as girthy but is long - He tends to be very particular about keeping his bush and happy trail maintained but keeping just enough to be seductive. Both will make you feel like they're going to break you in two.
It actually turns Eddie on a lot if he catches you and Volt at the bar, he’ll let you suck him off behind the counter, knuckles white as he grips the bar. If Volt mentions it or even complains playfully, Eddie’ll glare and murmur something about how it’s his “goddamn bar”
Eddie melts when he’s praised and Volt positively cherishes it and will tell you everything that Eddie likes being said to him, stepping back and guiding you through how to have him hissing at the two of you while simultaneously putting an arm over his flushed face. Volt’ll grab your hands and gently show you exactly where to rub and press your hands.
If you’re a dominant person, Volt will be the main submissive, but Eddie really really likes being under you as well. He thinks it’s hot when you take charge, he’d never expect to be as hard as he was when you tied his hands behind his back and made him fuck Volt, also tied up, blindfolded- Giving up complete control in a situation he usually would’ve had all of it will drive him nuts. He’s surprisingly obedient!
Volt doesn’t change. If anything, he only gets worse at the prospect of his two precious sparks glaring down at him! Eddie will sit behind up, mouthing at his neck with his thick fingers pushed between his lips, cockwarmed by Volts’ tight walls- But the real prize is you bouncing mercilessly in his lap, switching between fast, shallow bounces and slow, deep rolls of your hips while your fingers digs deep into his pale skin and leaves bright, angry marks. Volt is between heaven and hell and he’ll never want to leave (And sure, he could simply just ask for it, but where’s the fun in that?)
I got silenced for being right in the Hank discord very much silly and playful goofy so I bring to the puppy hivemind
Hanks with puppy House Homie
So many pets and all the praise from 5 owners, but also them being a little mean by tugging you around by a leash as they pass you around. Cause your dumb puppy brain doesnt know where to start or go and they know better then to try and make you choose anything or anyone
~ Cryptid
I fucking love the idea of the Hanks being a bit rough with puppy minded House Homie. Like, they wouldn't even mean to, they just get so hyped up and move so quick that they're yanking their pup back and forth a bunch. Hank Two is always the one who realizes when they start doing it and makes a Hank wide announcement to quit roughousing their precious pup, but the dopey smile on the pups face would be sign enough that they don't mind.
Still, the reminder from Hank Two means they all pile on affection all at once to make up for it, only to immediately default to doing it again. Dumb puppies don't mind though, they're just happy to be taken where their owners want them to be~
here me out: ✨Naga!Volt✨
PLEASEEEEE you are a genius. I feel like I need to do a naga au in every fandom I'm in.
Naga Volt with striking white and blue scales that creep up along his sides. You thought he was big and beautiful and imposing before, now he's an almost divine beast.
Now picture Human Eddie, who catches the eye of such a creature somehow. Volt can keep him as his treasure to protect and Eddie often finds himself at the center of Volt's coils when he sleeps, cuddling him close and keeping him safe. Not to mention him being coiled up in a more prone position while Volt takes him apart.
Ugh and don't even get me started on naga style hypnosis since theres the trope of snakes with hypno eyes. I'm in heaven and so is Eddie.
Of course, theres a version of this where Eddie is a naga too, which could be precious as they would be a bonded pair, but I'm just such a sucker for big scary monster and the human they're attached to trope.
I'm obsessed with them.
What would they think on CBT? Like they’re partner is just like: step on me.
(Especially Volt & Eddie, Cam, and/or Dorian)
I feel like Cam would be down but I’m not sure abt the other two…
((Sorry if this is too much!!))
Not too much at ALL. Cam 100% is into that no fucking doubt. You ever heard of a trash compactor? It doesn't matter if he's the one doing the crushing or being crushed, he's hard for it. He is a man of trial and error, so he is for sure gonna go a bit too hard at times, but that's part of the fun. Plus, if he's too rough with you, you know you can take it out on him later by turning the tables and he wont complain for a second.
As for the others, I still think you're onto something. Volt I feel would be into it, (not as much as Cam since no one can be into it as much as Cam) taunting you the whole time as he has you on your knees looking up at him with his boot between your legs. He's very attentive and prides himself on reading his partner when they're at their limit, so he seems mean but somehow is a master of pushing you just to your line and never over it.
Eddie is more hesitant, not actually wanting to hurt you in such a sensitive place, but as always, Volt is in his ear egging him on. Plus one whiny please from you and he's caving and trying out new kinks for days. He finds that he can totally get behind it with how teary and breathy it makes you. Still, he's checking in every five minutes, making sure you don't want to stop.
Dorian would straight up say no at first I think. You don't press it because no is no, but he might bring it up at a later date, wanting to give you one of your fantasies. He's very hesitant, but surprises himself with how he falls into the dominant persona as you groan from pain and lust. Definitely a time to learn some things about himself.
Live wire who has to be muzzled during puppyplay bc they have a tendency to bite Eddie and volt's shoulders while getting fucked or bite down on whatever they can!
To that I raise you Live Wire whimpering and crying as they're about to cum and wanna bite down but cant cause of the muzzle. Volt just holds their head by it so they have to look him in the eyes while Eddie fucks them until they finish with nothing between their teeth.
Writing the kitchen chapter of House Collar.... should I have Kopi give the reader a pup cup.... is that adorable or patronizing?
Damn... that one ramble really got me thinking about Volt with a muzzle huh... Eddie having him on a leash while he's muzzled after he's been bad and acted out to 'protect' Eddie, but just got really possessive. Eddie yanking him by that leash to pull him close to his lips, only to obviously be stopped by the muzzle, only riling up Volt more so his hair stands on end with sparks of electricity coming off him. He can't decide if he wants to whimper or growl....
Hmmmm I’m back with a… specific blurb this time (didn’t know u guys would’ve liked the blurb abt a Bard/Praising LW with the BB bois, like thanks guys very happy u liked my idea 😭🫶🏽)
What about a virgin LiveWire who’s genuinely so curious about sex and wanting to try it out but too embarrassed about being in such an intimate position. I know, kinda plain, but hear me out—
LiveWire who’s so ashamed of the fact that they have kinky thoughts because they just unconsciously think that “sex=kink=bad.” Maybe they grew up around Purity Culture too much so they believe that having such deep-rooted shame around sexual desires is normal and actually right ™️ when in reality they’re just limiting themselves.
Anyways, LW who wants to have sex with Volt and Eddie, but feels too much shame towards it, so it makes Eddie and Volt think they don’t want to have sex with them at all when that’s not true. LW who explains their fear and unconscious shame towards it and has the mind-shattering revelation that sex is 🤯😱 Not Bad?! 😱🤯 LW who then agrees to having sex with them but is so nervous and paranoid during itlike they can’t understand how or why Volt and Eddie would like hearing the moans and whimpers they make in bed, or why Eddie wants LiveWire to sit on their face, and the bois just give them the patience that LW so obvi needs— it turns out to be a great experience for all of them and they even get aftercare during it!! Who would’ve thunk!! (LW who wasn’t taught that aftercare is required after having sex esp rigorous sex like that esp in a purity culture context)
LiveWire wanting to try the more kinky stuff with Eddie and Volt, but they’re too afraid of being that vulnerable and leaving them exposed to being shamed for their wants. Eddie and Volt reassuring them that sex between them is genuinely a safe space, and learn that LiveWire has much more kinky ideas that they want to try out. They’re an experimentalist and they’re willing to try anything out once, at least after they get over their shame— Their only dealbreaker is degradation, because that feeds into the shame spiral in their head and makes them wanna bow-out of everything.
Eddie and Volt getting the shock of their life when actually hearing the stuff LW wants to try out. It just wasn’t what they were expecting— stuff like size diff./size kink, double penetration, rough sex (w/o degradation), somnophilia, dacryphilia, pet play, exhibitionism, primal play, sensory play or bondage. Obviously it shouldn’t be as surprising as it seems, esp since those aren’t the most extreme kinks that one would be into, and again, LW already SAID they’re into some kinky stuff, but the BB bois just had the assumption that LW was into the more vanilla kinks, esp with their reluctance and lack of interest in being degraded. Huh, who knew.
Again, sorry if this is long and/or confusing or too specific— and again, feel free to ignore if u wanna. 😭
— 🌂 (ps love ur little blurb abt girls who feel no shame abt showing their breasts—> I have a little spiel involving that, but this time it’s Betty x Reader I’m getting these guys out of my non-rent-paid house one way or another)
This is specific in the best way cause the boys would be so perfect for this kind of thing. Volt, the more sensual and showy of the two who is just effortlessly sexy in all he does, encouraging and teasing you in a good way to let yourself feel sexy and have fun, and Eddie, the more reserved and blunt one who remind you that you don't need to take it so seriously and is more direct walking you through things and asking you questions about your preferences. They balance each other out in ways that help balance you out as you navigate your sexual experience with them and get comfortable in your own skin, and comfortable against theirs.
And when you bring out the kinks? Oh my god I can imagine the look on their faces. Like you said, it just wasn't what they were expecting! I picture their momentary surprise making LW nervous and them backtracking a little saying that if it's too weird they don't have to do any of that-- only for the boys to reassure that's not the case.
Eddie explains that they just thought you would be into some more tame things, considering your dislike of degredation.
"He didn't expect you to name some of his favorites," Volt adds, making Eddie flush. "And some of mine."
(And THANK YOU I just love girls hehehe. Betty is my wifee.... any thoughts on her please feel free to drop in my ask box!!! <3)
related to the smoking asks and a conversation with a friend i had:
johnny splash blunt cuck :3
nobody can convince me that man could smoke lol, he would just cough and die. however ☝️☝️ he can sit next to me while i get high and silly and handsy >:) maybe I'll give him some shotgun kisses because tbh i think him being really bad at smoking would be a little hot. im watching him cough for my own amusement 🙂↕️
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Waiiiit I see your vision Crab and I am obsessed with it. Maybe cause I love his weak helpless look--
No way in hell is he good at smoking and seeing him cough and ear up a little at something as simple as a shotgun kiss is actually so hot. Make fun of him too, just to see him flounder and try and come up with a come back. He can't, and he's not even the high one.
What do you think of a Musician Homeowner, who’s maybe too shy to do live performances, but really thrives online. Like, say they make songs about their lovers and the things they do together. Nothing too detailed, but specific enough that if one of the dateables heard one of the songs about them, they’d be able to recognize the exact interaction that inspired it. Maybe the early songs are fairly innocent, sweet love ballads to help the homeowner process whatever feelings they were experiencing at the time. But as their relationships develop, and their hobbies become a bit spicier, their songs take on a more… let’s say explicit. quality to them.
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That's so fun!!
And they think none of the dateables know about their online music hobby but of course Phoenicia has easy access to the songs. She tries to keep out for privacy reasons but she just gets so curious, and the songs are so sweet and sappy and good that she just spreads the word a liiiitle.
But after some time, when the songs developed, more of the dateables were wanting to hear these love ballads they keep hearing about in passing... only to find such intense songs that they can't say they don't find interesting. Maybe they should give the homeowner more inspiration to sing about....?
Hello again! It's been a hot minute since I last shared an ask here, I blame my ADHD, but an idea hit and I just have to share it somewhere!
So hear me out: Volt in puppyspace being protective over Eddie and/or the homeowner when they're in puppyspace? I mean, Volt already has guard dog tendencies as is, but just imagine how much they'd be amped up when he's in that headspace. Those are his sparks, and he'll growl as much as he needs to get that point across.
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UGH that's so cute. As a poly girlie who is always thinking about group interactions for any kind of intimacy, this just leads me back to my old ramblings on pup playdates. Like group puppy time to really give Volt a moment he can be protective of his sparks. Like, lets use Amir for an example cause he's my go to hard dom, but if Amir is in charge of a scene where some other objects get to be in pup headspace along with the homeowner, (or even just the homeowner, Eddie and Volt in headspace while they get shown off to others) he would see Volt's true guarding nature come out when someone gives either of his sparks a little too much attention.
Maybe someone is hogging the homeowner and keeping all their attention by giving them pets and praise? Volt is suddenly next to them, arms around their waist and glaring daggers at whoever monopolized their time.
Someone is being playfully teasing with Eddie saying they never thought they'd see the day his guard is so down? Volt is growling at them and scooting in front of HIS Eddie, because something about the way they giggle made him think they were making fun of him.
Both times Amir has to step in and remind Volt that the others are here because they want give his sparks attention and they arent meaning to take them away from him or be cruel. Volt's mind is always one track minded when he's in that fuzzy headspace so it's hard to trust the words he's hearing, but soon Eddie is at his side while the homeowner is at his other and they're unashamedly pressing against him to comfort.
Volt almost gets it, going hazy eyed and sighing into their touch. But then Amir dares to pet his sparks while they're having a moment, and Volt can't help but snap in warning at him. It was just a warning, he swears, but Amir goes straight into talks about muzzling him. Silly puppy, you just need to be good.
puppy play ask bc i feel bad.
imagine just having a bad time, one of the ones where you can't figure out what caused it, but you feel awful.
you go to Eddie and Volt, not saying much but clinging to them any time you can.
"Live wire, do you want us to close early?"
you don't speak, just nod, and they do. they put their focus on you, letting you vent any frustrations and tell them what you need.
you end up with Eddie laying on top of you for a bit and Volt petting you until you relax.
then they click on your collar to help you fall the rest of the way. you look up at Volt with that look and he pulls you close, slowly taking your clothes off and positioning you perfectly.
Eddie eats you out, getting lost in headspace too. Volt loves how you have matching collars now.
when you cum, Volt moves you, sitting you on his cock while he leans back on the headboard, you're barely able to squirm from the way he set you.
Eddie is behind you, Volt is so glad he added those extra loops to the back of your collars. there's a chain clipped to the front of Eddie's and the back of yours, keeping you as close as possible.
Volt tells him to fuck you and he barely hesitates. he can't pull back very far, but it still feels so good. each thrust helps you rock against Volt's and you get so lost!
Volt always takes such good care of you.
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Been a minute since I've looked in the ask box and this is such a treat to come back to, especially after also having a bit of a hard week. Volt knows just how to take care of his puppy and set up a soothing night that was very much needed.
You were already slipping before the collar clicked, but it was the final straw you needed to be lost in headspace and completely under Volt and Eddie's care. Eddie getting lost between your thighs and in headspace only makes sense. Once he sees that you're relaxing and no longer in such a bad way, it's like a gateway for him, and something that Volt very strongly encourages. That way he gets to clip those collars like you mentioned.
When Eddie has the orders to fuck you, being in the sandwhich between them has your head spinning and mind being filled with thoughts of only them and nothing else. All that sadness and stress and ache in your heart is silenced by their touch and pressure inside of you and against you, all the while Volt's voice is right in your ear, encouraging you and praising you as the good puppy you are.
When you're filled and leaking, it's Volt who cleans you up, insisting that Eddie lay down too, only unclipping your collars to have you both lay side by side. He likes seeing his pups together, dazed and glassy eyed while he takes care of your dirty bodies with the same care he took with your minds.
Not really an ask but me and a friend were talking about Volt and he said he would have a glowing dick thanks to electricity.
Thoughts? Tbh this just reminds me of those Sans fanarts
(feel free to ignore btw, this is silly but I wanted to share :'))
You’re giving me flashbacks !!! HAHAHA
I’m willing to imagine his terrifying glowing dick but I will not like it. However I will imagine his dick flushing bright blue like how he gets when he’s mad.
So… Betty. Florance. Sophia, definitely. Bathsheba and Dolly might work for that?
Idk, I’m not the brightest tool in the shed.
You are SO bright, Angel, I just had to draw these two divas!!!
I’m not saying getting high with Eddie and Volt would fix all my problems, but it would sure fix quite a number that I’m having right now. I’m the kind of person who gets really giggly and sensitive when high and I would love nothing more than to spend an hour (or two…or more…) lazing around, sandwiched between them, or on someone’s lap.
Getting high with them would be the literal dream. With how touchy Volt is usually, always a hand on someone’s back or shouldn’t, he wouldn’t mind at all if you were to sit in his lap cozying up to those gorgeous pecs while high.
With how stressed Eddie looks usually, he almost looks like a regular functioning person when he’s high. The only difference is he doesn’t want to be far from Volt and his Live Wire. Its easier for him to feel less guilt about relaxing when he’s smoking with the two of you. And if you sit in his lap? He wont move for hours. Cat rules, he cant move unless you get up first.