Caelus the Lothrat

[Caelus][welcome aboard the hyperfixation train, its about to get wack][They/He/She][Ace][SW Fanfic writer] & [Full-time Procrastinator][19]

[caelus-the-lothrat]

Welcome to my Tumblr

Hi, I'm a genderfluid writer named Caelus and I would like to welcome you to my tumblr! I'm a big star wars fan and I tend to reblog stuff accordingly. My work is SFW and I welcome respectful constructive criticism (please don't request smut I don't feel comfortable with those kinds of requests). and lastly this is a safe space, everyone is welcome except hate, it won't be tolerated and I really just want to see my little slice of the internet be as safe as possible.

Have Fun and Thanks for stopping by!

Below the cut is basically my masterlist + request rules.

🌸 = fluffy ⛈ = angsy 🌹 = romance related

🌸⛈Obi's rainy day

🌸cuddles with the jedi master

🌸🌹a forgotten dance that is not so forgotten

🌸🌹good old fashioned lover boy

⛈🌹 The eyes: 1 - 2 - 3 - 4 - 5 - 6 - 7

Request rules!

Must be SFW! That's the biggest rule, I'm ace, I have no idea how to write anything like that nor am I comfortable with writing it.

Try not to ask for the same thing multiple times. It's okay if you ask the same thing as someone else, just dont spam my inbox (this is a precaution, I doubt someone would do it but still)

If I block you (for whatever reason I so chose) do not create additional accounts to try and talk to me. My tumblr was my safe space, I want it to stay that way.

Try to put requests into "a question, have you?" You can message me but I doubt I will respond very fast, and my ask box is easier.

[juniper-petunia]

the most attractive thing you can possibly be is an earnest dork

[skywarpie]

I love her

[caputm0rtuum]

heavy is the head that bears the ministry's prettiest nose

[great-tweets]

I love you, Mr. Murderbritches.

[ladytesla]

I would die for Mr. Murderbritches

[journeymanfool]

You will

[ruby-white-rabbit]

He’ll do it personally

[cybermax]

I love this site.

[character-selecton]

Character [Mr. Murderbritches] has been unlocked as a Party Member

Special Ability: [Maul U]

Mr. Murderbritches’ claws and teeth deal +5 piercing damage

[mynt-derg]

OMG I REBLOGGED THIS THINKING THAT WAS ITS NAME

[naamahdarling]

Without my glasses I couldn’t tell those were chickens and thought he had been arrested for stealing ice creams.

[bugged-ubuntu]

Silly phone, you're not detecting an analog audio accessory, you're detecting soup, from the bowl of soup I dropped you in.

[trans-girl-bagel]

I don’t like being referred to as a boy

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'll give anyone who misgenders you the Elvis Special (a bullet)

[trans-girl-bagel]

This account likely makes the list of “the last accounts I’d ever expect to be anywhere near my blog” but I appreciate it

[elvis-official]

Woah mama I'm one of your mutuals

[trans-girl-bagel]

WHAT

[chapel-of-rizztual]

It’s like seeing your teacher in public

[eastern-lights]

Canon Thrawn: Imagine you have an inexperienced ensign manning a tractor beam. He fails. What do you do?

Legends Thrawn: Does he talk back?

Canon Thrawn: ... possibly?

Legends Thrawn: Kill him. Right there in front of everyone. Anyone gets sick from the sight, good.

Canon Thrawn: Wha- No! You send him for additional training, what the actual fuck.

[probably-impossible]

None of this is derogatory btw I actually love this dynamic for us. Keep up the good work everybody 👍

[weaver-z]

Fondly remembering the time that a cat owner casually entered their calico Maine Coon in a cat fancier’s competition and the judges lost their minds because the cat was 1) male and 2) able to bear children

[weaver-z]

Anyway here’s Dawntreader Texas Calboy as a silly lil kitten

[weaver-z]

Here’s an excerpt from one of the articles about the drama his entry caused among the Cat Fanciers that I thought was very earnest and sweet <3

And also some of Calboy’s children!

[gasterofficial]

@pangur-and-grim

[elodieunderglass]

He is fearfully and wonderfully made!

[rainbow-lizzard]

ALT

I was about to say he would technically be an intersex king (not because I dislike the concept of trans cats, just bc intersex rep is sorely needed too) but I did some more reading on this icon and actually found the article OP referenced.

ALT

He’s not your usual male calico kitty as it turns out. That’s already cool and rare, but he’s even cooler and rarer than that!

ALT

ALT

Calboy is a chimera!! Which is really fucking cool of you ask me. The chances of having a male calico this way are slim to none, but the mad lad still exists! What an icon. I would die for Calboy.

[weaver-z]

Everyone in the tags of this post @ cat show judges

[sweetenby]

Originally I was looking for an adult picture of Calboy

(He’s so pretty 🥰)

But I also found a source for the article screenshotted above! And folks it’s WILD. It’s an incredibly interesting read if you happen to love hearing about niche hobby drama. It’s also just a fantastically written article!

The parts I find the most interesting are about how conservative the cat fanciers association is. This isn’t even all of the parts that talk about that.

People are so mad about this cat spefically because he has female colors. An animal who couldn’t choose how it was born. This is happening in Texas by the way. Hm. I wonder how they treat trans people over there?

[ilovedirt]

Reblogging again for this crucial addition

[ardienothesieno]

wait i’m sorry

people are being transphobic. towards a cat.

what the actual fuck.

[iconuk01]

Also, not to derail, but “You know, we don’t let three-legged cats in here either”

Well, to put it politely, “Screw you and every single one of you who make that sort of decision”

[neil-gaiman]

Mr gaiman, what the fuck is good omens

I wish I could help you. I've asked several people around here and the general consensus is that it's probably one of those fancy cocktails with an umbrella in it, although there is a dissenting opinion that it might be either a traditional British dessert or perhaps a magic trick where a selected card is found several days later in next door's shed.

[jellyinapot]

Rats...aaoaaaoohhhhhhhgghh

Bonus:

[melthehoneybee]

Man or a Muppet is so Copia and Plushia coded, I don’t make the rules

[darth-memes]

ROGUE ONE: A STAR WARS STORY CAME OUT SEVEN YEARS AGO!

[risunsky]

Imagine that somewhere in the ministry there is a large statue in honour of the very first Sister of Sin.

Inspired by a photograph of Gian Lorenzo Bernini's statue of Constantine, taken by Saiko (wikipedia).

I didn't keep the statue because my aim was to practise by completely creating a part of the work, but the photograph was very useful for everything else, the architecture and especially the light! Without Saiko's beautiful photo, this illustration wouldn't exist.

It was an interesting exercise!

[8pxl]

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