Sometimes I think I'm a Horseshoe Crab

*blows a kiss at ocean* thats for the fish 🌟🌻🌟

[paulfrankjuliusthemonkey]

anyway. onto better things

[sweetenby]

Someone help me find a third video like this to complete the maligned boyband member trifecta

[sweetenby]

you know what? Dale is a modern day Cassandra but for three specific guys meanwhile Kirktric is a Cinderella who doesn't have a prince coming to save him.

[valleyhowler]

There are hardly any female werewolves because they break all the classic rules of femininity. They force you to confront female violence, strength, size, grotesqueness and uncontrollability. Historically female shapeshifters always shift into something dangerous (snake) or sleek (cat) or dainty (bird) but female werewolves ignore the masculine gaze completely. They're distorted beasts that have no ulterior motive except to destroy. Nothing about them is nurturing or modest. They're the opposite of what a woman "should be." Their omission from pop culture is not an accident.

[dr-gaytorius]

I struggle with certain chores so I've developed a method to incentivize myself, in which I wear bougie satin lounge wear, a robe, my fancy house slippers, etc, and a little stemmed glass with strong alcohol, usually a gin cocktail, and I call it "housewife mode"

[dr-gaytorius]

I personally find it especially funny when I use this approach when prepping my work clothes. Like I'm starching and ironing my white collared button down shirts, like super classic housewife behavior - iconic, even. I am my own husband

[dr-gaytorius]

You can even invent modes as the need arises - like when I was fixing the xbox and realized it required major surgery (dissembly, cleaning, troubleshooting and fixing hardware, reassembly, the whole nine yards) and my pajamas were just not suitable attire for the occasion. The thing was nasty and I needed PPE. So I put on my prep room scrubs (mortician), nitrile gloves, apron - all black except the black and white striped undershirt and mismatched socks; both with black black stripes, one with bright green, the other bright orange. I felt like such a character and it made a dreadful task much more tolerable, adding an element of fun to it. And honestly I felt like if abby from ncis was a faggot

[innerchildabortionclinic]

interesting kink assortment on the dash

[notahorseindisguise]

pisses me off that gender is just pattern recognition thats been drilled into us since birth. why didnt they teach us something important instead like which snakes are venomous

[notahorseindisguise]

the fact that im supposedly wble to tell if someones a girl or boy by one glance but i have to google is a spider can kill me is so incredibly shortsighted

[sweetenby]

Someone help me find a third video like this to complete the maligned boyband member trifecta

[escapedaudios]

When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.

[tiktoksgay]

[yaldabaothadeez]

These crow lady comics, that I can only trace to “some anon on 4chan”

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[zoesupreme]

smoking that shit that made the Miocene epic

[vriskarune]

"there's no way toby can wrap all this up in just 2 chapters!"

toby, preparing to drop chapter 6 chapter 1:

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

deltarune fans in 2031 sitting through chapter 6 chapter 5 intermission 25 when they thought the whole thing would be done three years ago:

[complimentaryculler]

[smithsonianlibrariesarchives]

A variety of caterpillars from Rudolph Mell's Biologie und systematik der südschinesischen sphingiden, zugleich ein versuch einer biologie tropischer lepidopteren überhaupt (1922) Full text here.

[bedupolker]

Storytime with Granny

(Feat. An extremely abridged version of this folk tale)

[bedupolker]

Autobiography of that one time i thought I saw someone dressed as a trout

[bedupolker]

here are some ideas for fish characters if you dont want to fully give up that popular carnivoran look:

[polychaete-of-the-day]

Today's worm is just a teeny little critter, here to say hi and wish you a good day. Rhynchospio sp.

Photo by Siobhan O'Neill

[rosepaya]